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Cast

  • Kermit the Frog as Telly Monster
  • Miss Piggy as Rosita
  • George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Zoot and Janice as Anything Muppet Dancers

Lyrics

Miss Piggy: Ai-yi-yi.

Kermit the Frog: Miss Piggy and I have a little problem here.

Miss Piggy: Oui, we have a little problem. It's kind of a dance-fruit problem.

Kermit the Frog: I love to eat a mango, she loves to dance the tango.

Miss Piggy: But I can't dance the tango while he eats a mango.
Because dancing a tango,
you always need two.


Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy: Oh, what are we going to do?

Kermit the Frog: Let's both eat the mango.

Miss Piggy: Let's both dance the tango.
Or wait!
Eat your mango while we dance the tango.


Kermit the Frog: No, that's way too messy, and difficult, too.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy: Oh, what are we going to do?

Kermit the Frog: You know that eating mango is healthy for you.

Miss Piggy: Well, dancing the tango's good exercise, too.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy: Hey, let's both eat a mango, and then dance a tango!
That's what we should do, and our problem will be through!

George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Zoot and Janice: Mango, mango,
mango, mango.
Tango, tango,
tango, tango.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy: We worked our problem through,
now we'll eat mango, dance tango, eat mango, dance tango,
happily ever after with you!


Kermit the Frog: Like I always said, it takes two to mango.

Miss Piggy: Mmmmm....

Kermit the Frog: Mmmmm....

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