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Cast

  • Gonzo as Snow Miser
  • Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie as The Snow Miser's Minions
  • Miss Piggy as Mrs. Claus
  • Walter as Ignatius "Iggy" Thistlewhite
  • Fozzie Bear as Jingle Bells
  • Scooter as Jangle Bells

Lyrics

Miss Piggy: Here he comes now. The big ham.

Gonzo: I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle; I'm Mister Ten below.
Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
I'm too much.


Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow.
Gonzo: That's right!
Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister Ten below.
Gonzo: Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
I'm too much.

I never want to know a day that's over 40 degrees,
I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5 and let it freeze!


Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow.
Gonzo: That's right!
Gonzo: Rizzo the Rat, Chester Rat, Masterson Rat, Tatooey Rat, Bubba the Rat and Fast Eddie: He's Mister Icicle; he's Mister Ten below.
Gonzo: Friends call me Gonzo, whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch.
Too much.


All: Too much!

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