• Johnny Fiama as Monty Swell
  • Animal as Mr. H
  • Janice as Miss E
  • Scooter as Mr. S
  • Sam the Eagle as Mr. V
  • Fozzie Bear as Mr. T
  • Denise the Pig as Miss O
  • Zoot as Mr. P


Johnny Fiama: You think that'll make a big splash? (laughing) Get it? Big splash! (laughing)

Animal: (laughing) Yeah, that was real funny, Fiama. Say, Janice has a real surprise for you!

Johnny Fiama: You're kidding. A surprise. You do? Oh, I love surprises. What is it, Janice?

Janice: I've written a song and I thought we can all sing it.

The Newsman: A song? Is this it?

Janice: Yes and it's all about squooshing. Hit it, Letter People. I think you'll love it, Johnny.

Johnny Fiama: (spoken) Oh, I certainly hope so. Listen, you know, since I'm the star of this show, I'll sing the lead.
(singing) Now here's a little something
that we have learn to do.
It's called the squoosh
and it's real fun
and you can do it too.
You squoosh the sounds together
make them all just one.
Whatever you end in squoosh,
listen how it sounds.
There's lump and pump
and nest and vest.
They end in squooshing sounds.
Bump and dump
and rest and best.
Did you squoosh the sounds?
Now you got the ending squoosh.
You're ready to begin
just squoosh a word at the start
come on, let's squoosh again.
There's step and stop
and sniff and snap
the start of squooshing sounds.
Stir and spur
and snug and stoop.
Did you squoosh the sounds?
And now that you have learn to squoosh
start out on your own.
Try to find some other words
to squoosh and stool
right there in your own home.

Sam the Eagle: (spoken) Oh, Johnny. Johnny, I think I have some more.
(singing) Try fast and past
and must and dust
and best and vest
and pans and fans
and mint and hint
and step and stop
and snip and snap
and spin and spun
and snob and snub...

Johnny Fiama: Snob? Are you calling me a snob? What do you mean by calling me a snob?

(Johnny Fiama and Sam the Eagle argues as the song fade outs.)

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