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Cast

  • The Swedish Chef as Pablo Fantastico
  • Miss Piggy as Stephanie
  • Kermit the Frog as Sportacus
  • Rizzo the Rat as Ziggy
  • Janice as Trixie
  • Scooter as Pixel
  • Sam the Eagle as Stingy
  • Gonzo as Mayor Meanswell

Lyrics

The Swedish Chef: I im Zee-a Svedeesh Cheff, Zee-a vurld femuous Svedeesh cheff.
I vill guoide-a yuou thruough it step by step.

Tu meke-a a leettle-a tepes plete-a, it's iesy. Vell, surt ouff,
Yuou hefe-a tu cuok vit pessiun. Pessiun, und, lufe-a.
It furst yuou teke-a a sleece-a ouff breed, nuo puot it oun a trey.
By using fresh ingredeents, yuou meke-a it ill oukey!
By using fresh ingredeents, yuou meke-a it ill oukey!
Und ouff cuourse-a, ouleefe-a ouil, heha!
Bork Bork Bork!


Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!

The Swedish Chef: Vunderffuol, ire-a yuou reedy fur step 2?
¡Sí, sí, se-añour!
Let's cuntinuoe-a, vit pessiun, und lufe-a.
Next zeeng zeet yuou need tu du, zee-a must impurtuont zeeng,
Yuou hefe-a tu get sume-a SpurtsCuondy, nuo iferybudy sing!
Yuou hefe-a tu get sume-a SpurtsCuondy, nuo iferybudy sing!
Und ouff cuourse-a, ouleefe-a ouil!
Bork Bork Bork!


Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy!

The Swedish Chef: Vhee-a yuou cuok, yuou cuok vit zee-a lufe-a, und zee-a pessiun,
Yuou puot zee-a pessiun in zee-a suil, und zee-a suil in zee-a fuod, Und zee-a fuod in zee-a pessiun, und zee-a yuou tuorn it...
Vhetevha?
Ih, perdun, sumetimes I get a leettle-a beet cerried ivey.
Nuo vhere-a ves I? Ih, step 3, ha! ¡Femus! Pessiun! Und, lufe-a!
Vhee-a yuou puot it ill tugezeer, yuou meex it vit a-lufe-a,
Yuou serfe-a it vit a pessiun, und it ill feets leeke-a a glufe-a!
Ih, yuou knuo vhet I meuon.
Nuo zeet ve-a ire-a reedy, zee-a lest zeeng zeet ve-a du,
Is huld it reelly steedy, und idd a leettle-a, guel!
Nu, nu, nu, nu. Nu, perdun, zeet is my ouzeer pessiun.
Zee-a fuotbell. I meuont tu sey, is huld it reelly steedy,
und idd a leettle-a ouleefe-a ouil, heha!
Bork Bork Bork!


Everyone: ¡Uno, dos, tres! ¡Sí, me gusta fruta!
One, two, three! We love SportsCandy! ¡Olé!

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