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Cast

  • Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
  • Uncle Deadly as Grouch Mayor
  • Mean Mama as Sharon Groan
  • Boppity, Gloat, Snake Frackle, Blue Scoff, Green Scoff, Mo Frackle, J.G., Beautiful Day Monster, Luncheon Counter Monster, Behemoth, Big Mean Carl, Gorgon Heap, Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Pink Frackle, Purple Frackle, Gray Frackle, Green Boppity-like Frackle, Doglion, Timmy Monster and Constantine as Various Grouches

Lyrics

Rizzo the Rat: Where's Rizzo's blanket and where is Rizzo? Rizzo doesn't think he's on Sesame Street anymore.

Boppity: Hey, man. You're in Grouchland!

Gloat: Which just happens to be the greatest place on Earth!

Green Scoff: A place where you can take off your shoes and smell your stinky socks.

Boppity: Oh no! I think I feel a song coming on!

Boppity, Gloat and Green Scoff: Yuck!

Rizzo the Rat: Wow, this is neat!

Mo Frackle: All right! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, watch your toes. Musical number coming through.

Everyone: Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!

Uncle Deadly: Hear the steady beat of sweaty feet,
On the greasy streets of Grouchland.
Smell the stinkweed gag the waving wheat...What a perfect day!


J.G.: Hey, more slop! Come on! You missed the tire!

Beautiful Day Monster: Dirtball!

Gorgon Heap: Take that!

Everyone: Bring in the noise!
Bring in the junk!
Step on a crack!
Step in the gunk!

Luncheon Counter Monster: Home of the world's worst traffic jam...

Everyone: Welcome to Grouchland...Now scram!

Uncle Deadly: With the gum and goo beneath your shoe,
You can bet you stepped in Grouchland.
It's against the law to use shampoo...so we wash with cheese!


Everyone: Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!

Timmy Monster: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mean Mama: Oh, you like me. You really like me. Now get out of here! Get my good side. Oh, that's right. I don't have a good side.

Big Mean Carl: If you're growing old and love the coast,
Spend your golden years in Grouchland.
Where the streets are paved in solid mold...and the stinkbugs sing!
Sing!


Everyone: Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!
Na, na, na!

Behemoth: Yeah! (whistling) Yeah!

Mad Monty, Polly Lobster and Clueless Morgan: Bring in the noise!
Bring in the junk!
Step on a crack!

Step in the gunk!
Uncle Deadly: Our motto: I grouch, therefore l am.

Everyone: Welcome to Grouchland...
Welcome to Grouchland...
Welcome to Grouchland...
Welcome to Grouchland...
Welcome to Grouchland...Now scram!

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