- The Newsman as Guy Smiley
- Miss Piggy as Prairie Dawn
- The Announcer as The Announcer
- Floyd Pepper as Bert
Floyd Pepper: That's a nice song, Dr. Teeth, but what letter comes next? Let's see, uh, A, B, C, D...
Announcer: And now, it's time for that great new game show "What's My Letter?". And here's the host of the show, The Newsman.
The Newsman: Thank you! Thank you! And now, before we begin our game, let me tell you that today's letter is the letter "E". Remember, that's the letter "E". And now, let's meet our first contestant, a lovely young lady, Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: Thank you. It is sincerely a pleasure to be here Newsman.
Newsman: And now, Piggy, here is your question. In the alphabet, what letter comes after the letter "D"?
Miss Piggy: Oh mercy, I am afraid I do not know.
The Newsman: Think now Piggy it comes after D and just before F.
Miss Piggy: Uh-huh. Oh, what a puzzler.
The Newsman: Sometimes it sounds like Eh as in egg, elbow, and elephant.
Miss Piggy: Egg, elbow, elephant. Oh, I have not the faintest.
The Newsman: Other times it sounds like eee, as in eat, Easter, and evening.
Miss Piggy: This is a very difficult question.
The Newsman: Time is running out. Remember if you answer correctly, you will win our grand prize, this delightful pet mouse.
Miss Piggy: A mouse??!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
The Newsman: That's absolutely right! Yes! E is the letter right after D, and here is your mouse!
Miss Piggy: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Newsman: That's all the time we have for today, get off the table Piggy. Tune in next time for another exciting game of What's My Letter?
Miss Piggy: EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE!