- Pepe the King Prawn as Jackman Wolf
- Kermit the Frog as Big Bird
- Animal as Cookie Monster
- Scooter as Telly Monster
- Rizzo the Rat as Elmo
- Janice as Zoe
- Uncle Deadly as Oscar the Grouch
- Fozzie Bear as Snuffy
- Zoot as Hoots the Owl
- Sam the Eagle as Bert
- Rowlf the Dog as Ernie
- Dr. Teeth as Count von Count
- Miss Piggy as Rosita
- Annie Sue Pig as Prairie Dawn
Scooter: Yeah! Okay.
Janice: Oh, boy!
Scooter: I love hula!
Annie Sue Pig: Hey, Miss Piggy! Look at me!
Miss Piggy: Check it out, Scooter!
Scooter: Oh, yeah!
Annie Sue Pig: Surf's up!
Miss Piggy: Look at me, Scooter!
Annie Sue Pig: That's ten.
Dr. Teeth: And I'll count them.
Janice: How do you get them to stay up?
Sam the Eagle: Hey, holy popular!
Dr. Teeth: (laughing)
Pepe the King Prawn: Look at that blue monster go, okay?
Rizzo the Rat: Go, Deadly, go!
Annie Sue Pig: Deadly?
Dr. Teeth: I love it!
Pepe the King Prawn: Do it! Do it, okay?
Miss Piggy: Here I come...
Rowlf the Dog: Coming down the pipeline!
Pepe the King Prawn: You are grooving, okay?
Kermit the Frog: Positive!
Pepe the King Prawn: In the trash can!
Kermit the Frog: This is cool!
Scooter: Oh yeah! Play it, Deadly!
Rizzo the Rat: Cool! Get down!
Everyone: We're gonna rock you tight from the left
Won't you try to rock your way?
We're gonna rock around the block today
Splishin' and a-splashin' all the way
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the block today