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Cast

  • Dr. Teeth as Ernie
  • Leon as Lefty the Salesman

Lyrics

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Let's see. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N... Hmmm... I wonder what letter comes next?

Leon: (spoken) Hey, bud.

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Who me?

Leon: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) (whispering) Who me?

Leon: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight!
(sung)
How would you like to buy an "O"?
Round and neat
A nearly perfect circle
Tidy and complete
You can sing a pretty song
With it like so:
O! O! O!
(spoken)
Isn't that catchy?


Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Ah!

Leon: (sung) Would you like to buy an "O"?
Circular and sweet
"O" looks just like a donut
Really good enough to eat
It'll cost you just a nickel


Dr. Teeth: (spoken) A nickel?

Leon: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) (whispering) A nickel?

Leon: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight!
(singing) So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
(spoken) Now listen. When you buy this "O", you get two sounds for the price of one.
You get one sound that you can use for words like "olive," "ostrich," and "ox."
And for no extra money, you get another sound for like "ocean," "over," "old," and "opening."
(sung) So would you like to buy an "O"?
I'm opening the door
It's not often that I offer
Well, could you ask for more?
It'll cost you just a nickel


Dr. Teeth: (spoken) A nickel?

Leon: (spoken) SHHHHHH!

Dr. Teeth: (spoken) (whispering) A nickel?

Leon: (spoken) Riiiiiiiight!
(singing) So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
Don't ask any questions.
Just buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
You'll really love it.
So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.

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