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Muppets Most Wanted is a Kids For Character Crossover film made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • In this film, Kermit The Frog, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo The Great, Miss Piggy, Animal, Pepe The Prawn and Walter join forces with the main cast from the first release, along with characters from Mew Mew Power, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Magical Doremi, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, Randy Cunningham, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Sonic X, Totally Spies, The Simpsons, The Accidentally Series, Jackie Chan Adventures, Static Shock, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, WarioWare Tooned, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, The 7D, Cardcaptors, X-Men Evolution, Tiny Toon Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown and Loonatics Unleashed, as they unravel the criminals that are most wanted.

Cast

Hosts of The Crossover

  1. Tom Selleck (Himself)
  2. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  4. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From The Puzzle Place

  1. Julie Woo (Alice Dinnean-Vernon)
  2. Kiki Flores (Carmen Osbahr)
  3. Ben Olafson (Jim Martin)
  4. Leon MacNeal (Noel MacNeal)
  5. Skye Nakaiye (Matt Vogel)
  6. Jody Silver (Alison Monk)

From Barney and Friends

  1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  2. Baby Bop (Jennifer Kendall)
  3. BJ (Kyle Nelson)
  4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

From The Magic School Bus

  1. Valerie Felicity Frizzle (Lily Tomlin)
  2. Arnold Perlstein (Danny Tamberelli)
  3. Carlos Ramon (Daniel DeSanto)
  4. Dorothy Ann (Tara Meyer)
  5. Keesha Franklin (Erica Luttrell)
  6. Phoebe Therese (Maia Filar)
  7. Ralphie Tennelli (Stuart Stone)
  8. Tim Parker (Max Beckford)
  9. Wanda Li (Lisa Yamanaka)

From Lamb Chop's Play Along

  1. Lamb Chop (Shari Lewis)

From Gullah Gullah Island

  1. Binyah Binyah Polliwog (Justin Campbell)

From Babar

  1. King Babar (Dan Lett)
  2. Queen Celeste (Janet-Laine Green)

From Mew Mew Power

  1. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
  2. Corina Bucksworth (Andi Whaley)
  3. Bridget Verdant (Bella Hudson)
  4. Kikki Benjamin (Kether Donahue)
  5. Renee Roberts (Mollie Weaver)

From Sailor Moon

  1. Serena Tsukino (Terri Hawkes)
  2. Amy Mizuno (Karen Bernstein)
  3. Raye Hino (Katie Griffin)
  4. Lita Kino (Susan Roman)
  5. Mina Aino (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Magical Doremi

  1. Dorie Goodwyn (Amy Palant)
  2. Reanne Griffith (Rebecca Soler)
  3. Mirabelle Haywood (Kether Donahue)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh

  1. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  2. Eeyore (Peter Cullen)
  3. Rabbit (Ken Sansom)
  4. Tigger (Jim Cummings)
  5. Piglet (John Fiedler)
  6. Kanga (Kath Soucie)
  7. Owl (Andre Stojka)
  8. Roo (Nikita Hopkins)
  9. Gopher (Michael Gough)
  10. Christopher Robin (Tom Attenborough)

From Randy Cunningham

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  3. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)
  4. Jackie Lynn Thomas (Grey DeLisle)
  5. Janna Sullivan (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  7. Ferguson McCoy (Nate Torrence)
  8. Alfonzo Lopez (Matt Chapman)
  9. Oscar Greason (Jon Heder)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

  1. Yuya Sakaki (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  2. Gong Strong (Billy Bob Thompson)
  3. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  4. Declan Akaba (Billy Bob Thompson)
  5. Sora Shiunin (Eileen Stevens)
  6. Shay Kurosaki (Matt Shipman)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Totally Spies

  1. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
  2. Clover Anderson (Andrea Baker)
  3. Alex Peterson (Katie Griffin)

From The Simpsons

  1. Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
  2. Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner)
  3. Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright)
  4. Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith)
  5. Maggie Simpson (Josie Foster)

From The Accidentally Series

  1. Amy Flowers (Kathleen Barr)
  2. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  3. Marley Clarkson (Candi Milo)
  4. Lorelei Bernstein (Debi Derryberry)
  5. Kiwi Adair (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Michiko Ohara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Elise Wilkins (Jennifer Hale)
  8. Jenelle Renwick (Andrea Libman)
  9. Lucia Peterson (Katie Griffin)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Boone Wiseman (Adam DeVine)
  3. Sashi Kobayashi (Tania Gunadi)

From WarioWare Tooned

  1. Wario (Clancy Brown)
  2. Waluigi (Jaleel White)
  3. Jimmy T. (Phil LaMarr)
  4. Jimmy P. (Jeff Bennett)
  5. Mona (Jennifer Hale)
  6. Dribble (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  7. Spitz (Dee Bradley Baker)
  8. Kat (Lauren Tom)
  9. Ana (Britt McKillip)
  10. 9-Volt (Tara Strong)
  11. 18-Volt (Charlie Adler)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Jim Cummings)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kath Soucie)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Grey DeLisle)
  17. Young Cricket (Jason Marsden)
  18. Master Mantis (James Sie)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From The 7D

  1. Bashful (Billy West)
  2. Doc (Bill Farmer)
  3. Dopey (Dee Bradley Baker)
  4. Grumpy (Maurice LaMarche)
  5. Happy (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Sleepy (Stephen Stanton)
  7. Sneezy (Scott Menville)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From The Muppets

  1. Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)
  2. Fozzie Bear (Eric Jacobson)
  3. Gonzo The Great (Dave Goelz)
  4. Miss Piggy (Eric Jacobson)
  5. Animal (Eric Jacobson)
  6. Pepe The Prawn (Bill Barretta)
  7. Walter (Peter Linz)

Thomas Stories (dedicated to Thomas and Edward)

  1. Thomas Saves The Day
  2. Down The Mine
  3. Thomas Comes To Breakfast
  4. Thomas Gets Bumped
  5. Edward Helps Out
  6. Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party
  7. Old Iron
  8. Edward's Exploit

Trivia

  • This is the most famous crossover ever.
  • Kimiko wears her Wu Got The Power outfit.
  • The Sailor Scouts and The Totally Spies make a return appearance.
  • The Muppets debut.
  • It is revealed that the Gulag is located in Russia.

Transcript

  • (We open this film with the Walt Disney Pictures logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 2007 HiT Entertainment logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the Muppet Show theme song)
  • Female Chorus: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
  • Male Chorus: It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
  • Waldorf: Why do we always come here.
  • Statler: I guess we'll never know.
  • Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture.
  • Both: To have to watch the show.
  • Kermit: To introduce out guest star That's what I'm here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you...
  • Muppets: So now let's get things started.
  • Audience: Why don't you get things started?
  • Kermit: It's time to get things started.
  • Muppets: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!
  • (We then find Julie and the other characters at the Muppet Studio)
  • Julie: Okay, everyone. It's time for the sequel to begin.
  • Barney: We're hoping to meet the Muppets.
  • Ash: Well, I'm all set and so does my little sister.
  • Mary: You tell that.
  • Serena: We're so psyched to hear it.
  • Mina: Surely.
  • Scooby: Ri can see all celebrities.
  • Shaggy: And, like, many others.
  • Clover: One way we can remember, it's our promise.
  • Alex: Yep.
  • Knuckles: We're hoping to see Kermit and his friends.
  • Tails: And make sure they're set.
  • Meilin: I see you have your stuffed bear, Mr. Lovable.
  • Chelsea: I've got him at a carnival a few years ago.
  • (Just then, The Muppets arrive)
  • Kermit and the other Muppets: Hello, everyone!
  • Amy: Hi, Kermit, hi, everyone!
  • Mel: We are so proud to see you.
  • Mona: We were just about to begin our sequel.
  • Penny: Do you know what it is?
  • Kermit: It's where i make fun with celebrities.
  • Fozzie: You're interested in participating didn't you?
  • Virgil: Cool!
  • Richie: Count us in!
  • Omi: We are so excited about the Muppets' Sequel.
  • Kimiko: Exactly.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You can rely on the three of us, too.
  • Janna: Hey, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Hope: We are expecting the Muppets' biggest sequel ever.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ooh, that's interesting.
  • Alex: And what's more, Jonathan and Nora are hoping to see the celebrities like Lady Gaga.
  • Peter: Do you remember Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Peter. He saved James from disaster as a quick act. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Saves The Day starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the station to catch his train.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He always said to Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't let the silly freight cars tease you. Remember, you have an important job as a special helper in the train yard.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There were lots of freight cars and Thomas worked very hard pushing and pulling them into place. There was also a small coach and two strange things his driver called cranes.
  • Thomas' Driver: That's the breakdown train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He told Thomas.
  • Thomas' Driver: The cranes are for lifting heavy things like engines and coaches and freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was in the yard. Suddenly he heard an engine whistling.
  • James: Help! Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A freight train came rushing through much too fast. The engine was James and he was frightened. His brake blocks were on fire.
  • James: They're pushing me, they're pushing me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • Freight Cars: On! On!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the freight cars. Still whistling...
  • James: Help! Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Poor James disappeared.
  • Thomas: I like to teach those freight cars a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas the Tank Engine.
  • (We hear an alarm ringing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Soon came the alarm.
  • Signalman: James is off the line. The breakdown train quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas was coupled on and off they went. Thomas worked his hardest.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He wasn't predenting to be like Gordon. He really meant it.
  • Thomas: Bother those freight cars and their tricks. I hope poor James isn't hurt.
  • George Carlin: James' driver and fireman were feeling him all over to see if he was hurt.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • James' Driver and Fireman: Never mind James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • James' Driver and Fireman: It was those silly freight cars and your old wooden brakes that caused the accident.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas pushed the breakdown train alongside. Then he pulled away the unhurt freight cars.
  • Freight Cars: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned.
  • Thomas: Serves you right, serves you right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas. He was hard at work puffing backwards and forwards all afternoon.
  • Thomas: This'll teach you a lesson, this'll teach you a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He told the freight cars. And they answered...
  • Freight Cars: Yes it will, yes it will.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They left the broken cars. Then with two cranes they put James back on the rails.
  • (The cranes lift James away from the field. A surprised Thomas watches as James is put back to the rails)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He tried to move, but he couldn't so Thomas helped him back to the shed. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting anxiously for them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I heard all about it and I'm very pleased with you. You're a really useful engine. James shall have some proper brakes and a new coat of paint and you shall have a branch line all to yourself.
  • Thomas: Oh thank you sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. Now Thomas is as happy as can be. He has a branch line and two coaches called Annie and Clarabel. He puffs proudly backwards and forwards with them all day. He is never lonely. Edward and Henry stop quite often and tell him the news. Gordon is always in a hurry but never forgets to say...
  • Gordon: Poop Poop.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Thomas always whistles...
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: In return.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • (Thomas Saves The Day ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Thomas had become a hero of Sodor.
  • Jade: Whoa.
  • Buena Girl: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Kermit: Okay, everyone, it's time for us to set their plans on a sequel.
  • Ash: Yes!
  • Barney: This is going to be stupendous!
  • Miss Fizzle: And so do I.
  • (Inside the studio's jukebox)
  • Tito: A sequel?
  • Didi: Oh boy!
  • Tex: Ye know about a song.
  • Rex: It is called We're Doing A Sequel.
  • Grace: We'll do it together in a band.
  • Tito: I'll lead for it. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
  • (Tito starts to sing We're Doing A Sequel)
  • Tito: I thought it was the end But no, my friends, this is when We get to do it all again Do it all again Until the credits roll We got another go to show that we can Do it all again (cluck in tune) We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise The studio considers us a buyable franchise! We're doing a sequel! How hard can it be? We can't do any worse than The Godfather III! We're doing a sequel! The studio wants more! While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4! I thought it was the end But no, my friends, this is when We get to do it all again Do it all again! Until the credits roll We got another go to show that we can Do it all again! (Squawk in tune) We're doing a sequel! Let's give it a go! With Hollywood stars! And more one-liner cameos! We're doing a sequel! I don't mean to be a stickler but this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture. We're doing a sequel Let's give it a shot! All we need now is a half-decent plot [Speech] Got it! An epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed purple thing and a beautiful chicken: Symbol cipher - W! Uh, does anybody have any other ideas? Ooh! Ooh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio! Fozzie, did you even watch our last film? How about one of those fish out of water movies? Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Lew. It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect, pig and they have to kiss each other.... A LOT! Uh... (Faux-Swedish) I don't think Americans watch subtitled films. How about a movie where you don't make a movie? And we all get to go home early? DOHOHOHOHOHO! Oh, good grief. It's about a lonely dog, and one night he sees something he should never have seen, and he has to live a terrible secret. Uh, that sounds a little dark, Rowlf. Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour? That's perfect! I thought it was the end But no, my friends this is when We get to do it all again Until the credits roll We got another go to show that we can Do it all again We're doing a sequel! It's more of the same Let's give it a name! How about The Muppets...Again? Yes, The Muppets...Again! With The Muppets...Again! It's The Muppets... Again!
  • (We're Doing A Sequel ends)
  • (Meanwhile, Ash, Kermit and Mary are enjoying a walk)
  • Ash: Ah, it's good to have us feel free.
  • Kermit: Indeed.
  • Mary: I wonder if there are many celebrities available?
  • (Constantine appears at that moment)
  • Kermit: Who are you?!
  • Constantine: I'm Constantine, and I'll slap a mole on your cheek with this.
  • (He slaps a mole on Kermit's cheek)
  • Ash: What?!
  • Kermit: My cheek!
  • Mary: How could you?!
  • Constantine: Smell ya later, creeps!
  • (He disappears while laughing)
  • (Some policemen arrive at the scene)
  • Policeman: Okay, you three. We're guiding you to the Gulag.
  • Ash, Kermit and Mary: The Gulag?!
  • (Back at the studio)
  • Misty: I wonder if Ash was there?
  • Togepi: Chuki?
  • Tea: Kermit's missing too.
  • Lexi: And Mary.
  • (The Eds arrive at the scene)
  • Sam: What are you guys doing?
  • Eddy: Ash, Kermit and Mary are gone to the Gulag.
  • (Everyone gasps)
  • Shaggy: Like, you've heard it all wrong!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Mel: What's going to happen to Ash?!
  • Ed: I'm afraid he's missing.
  • Double D: And so do Kermit and Mary.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What is all this racket?!
  • Homer: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, it's awful!
  • Marge: Ash, Kermit and Mary have disappeared.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No way!
  • Zoey: And we cannot find them due to Constantine's actions.
  • Dorie: Did Thomas get his actions?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: No, Dorie, but he ventured into the mines and fell down one. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Down The Mine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Thomas was at the junction when Gordon shuffled in with some freight cars.
  • Thomas: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked Thomas
  • Thomas: What a funny smell. Can you smell a smell?
  • Annie: I can't smell a smell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Annie.
  • Thomas: A funny musty sort of smell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: No one noticed until you did.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Gordon: It must be yours.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Not long ago, he had fallen into a dirty ditch. Thomas enjoyed teasing him about it.
  • Thomas: Annie, Clarabel, do you know what I think it is? It's ditchwater.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before Gordon could answer, Thomas puffed away. Annie and Clarabel could hardly believe their ears.
  • Annie: He's dreadfully rude I feel quite ashamed.
  • Clarabel: I feel quite ashamed he's dreadfully rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And to Thomas they said.
  • Annie and Clarabel: You musn't be rude, you make us ashamed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas didn't care a bit.
  • Thomas: That was funny, that was funny.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled. He felt very pleased with himself. Annie and Clarabel were deeply shocked. They have great respect for Gordon The Big Engine. Thomas left the coaches at the station and went off to a mine for some cars. Long ago, miners digging there have made tunnels under the ground. Their rooves are strong enough to hold up cars but not the weight of engines. A large notice warns them not to enter the area: Danger! Engines must not pass this board.
  • Thomas: Silly old board.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas. He had often tried to pass it but had never suceeded. But this morning he had made a plan. The fireman went to throw the switch.
  • Thomas: Now for my plan!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Thomas. Bumping the cars fiercely he jerked his driver off the footplate and followed them into the siding.
  • Thomas' Driver: Come back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled his driver.
  • (A loud splash is heard as Thomas falls to the mine)
  • Thomas: Fire and smoke!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he was.
  • Thomas: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Thomas: I am a silly engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And a very naughty one, too. I saw you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Thomas: Please let me out. I wont do it again.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm not sure. We can't lift you out with the cranes. The ground's not firm enough. Hmm, let me see. I wonder if Gordon could pull you out.
  • Thomas: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas. But he didn't want to meet Gordon just yet.
  • Gordon: Down the mine is he? Ha! ha! ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Gordon.
  • Gordon: What a joke! Poop poop! Little Thomas, we'll have your out in a couple of puffs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Strong cables were fastened between the two engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Are you ready? Heave!
  • (Gordon pulls Thomas out of the mine)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was a lot harden than they all thought. At last Thomas was free.
  • Thomas: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Gordon: That's all right, Thomas. You made me laugh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Gordon.
  • Gordon: I'm in disgrace.
  • Thomas: So am I.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Why so you are Thomas. Shall we form an alliance. You help me and I help you.
  • Thomas: Right you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed Thomas.
  • Gordon: Good. That's settled.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Rumbled Gordon. And buffer to buffer the allies puffed home.
  • (Gordon's whistle toots and Thomas' whistle toots)
  • (Down The Mine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's the reason why Thomas had to be very careful.
  • Richie: That's true, isn't it?
  • Clover: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors disappear, Seras Victoria arrives)
  • Seras: What's wrong, you guys?
  • (Brock's expression turns from sadness to love)
  • Brock: (blushing sightly) Ah, my darling Seras!
  • Seras: Brock?
  • Brock: (proposing to Seras) You're a nice officer indeed. Can I date you?
  • Seras: Yes but...
  • (Kaiba pulls Brock aside by grabbing his back)
  • Brock: Hey, not my back!
  • Kaiba: You're not supposed to embarrass me in front of everyone, right?
  • Brock: Of course not.
  • (Judy and Ororo sigh deeply)
  • Tigger: Bad news, Seras. Ash, Kermit and Mary are gone.
  • Seras: What the?!
  • Ed: And we can't find them.
  • Double D: Can you join us?
  • Seras: Sure I will.
  • Michiko: That's good.
  • (Meanwhile, Ash, Kermit and Mary find themselves at the Gulag)
  • Ash: What is this place.
  • Kermit: It gives us the shivers.
  • Mary: I'm too scared to go.
  • Nadya: Well lookie here. We have visitors.
  • Ash: It's Nadya!
  • Jessie: Surprise, surprise.
  • Cliff: We're glad to see you.
  • James: We'd say it's time for our party.
  • Lube: You'll love that.
  • Meowth: What's more, we're rich.
  • Shriek: And excellent.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • Kermit: Team Rocket and The Greaser Dogs?!
  • Larry: So you're new, eh?
  • Morton: It's a good thing we're visiting you.
  • Wendy: Want a bet?
  • Iggy: No one will see how foolish you look.
  • Roy: As a result, welcome to the Gulag.
  • Lemmy: It is a good place to live.
  • Ludwig: And a good deal to stay.
  • Lance: You're gonna rock this place out when you do a routine.
  • Todd: Exactly.
  • Pietro: I'm faster than Rev you know.
  • Wanda: Yeah right.
  • Frederick: You're so going to experience this.
  • Mary: The Koopalings and The Brotherhood?!
  • Nadya: This is a song that I wrote for me. Hit it, boys.
  • (Nadya sings The Big House)
  • Nadya: This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele Excellence in service since 1932 Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot So please enjoy your stay Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal What the cook does to the food is criminal Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool May I recommend you try our famous gruel In the Big House You’ll never be alone Life ain’t bad in the Big House No, froggy, no Check out after ten Or eleven years Make yourself at home Accommodation is far superior Than anything else you will find in Siberia Let me know if there’s anything you need Everything is free, money back guaranteed.
  • Josh Groban: In the Big House, you will not survive When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!
  • Nadya: It’s the Big House The perfect getaway Welcome into the Big House You’ll never get away For your security I’ll keep the only key Now please enjoy your stay.
  • (The Big House ends)
  • Nadya: Take a good rest, kiddies.
  • Ash, Kermit and Mary: Aw, man!
  • (Meanwhile, the other characters are looking for Ash, Kermit and Mary)
  • Kiki: Ash!
  • Baby Bop: Kermit!
  • Randy: Mary!
  • Jackie Lynn: I hope they're alright?
  • (The Children of the Cul-De-Sac appear)
  • Alan: The children of the Cul-De-Sac are here.
  • Sarah: (grabbing Ed by his collar) Where's Ash Ketchum, you creep?!
  • Ed: I don't know, Sarah. He must be somewhere safe.
  • Sarah: (shaking Ed repeatedly) Somewhere safe?! No one ever prospers to a little loser like...
  • Mel: Sarah, take it easy.
  • Sarah: (Stops shaking Ed) Huh? What now?
  • Bart: It's Ash. He's in the Gulag with Kermit and Mary.
  • Jimmy: Holy Mackerel!
  • Jonny: Boy, do me and Plank ever heard of it?
  • Rolf: Why is Rolf confused about the Gulag, Ed Boys?
  • Eddy: Well, you see, we were just...
  • Kevin: Did you dorks ever know how to get there?
  • Nazz: Dude, it's too far away.
  • Ferguson: We have to look for Ash, Kermit and Mary.
  • Alfonzo: Or else we'll be done for.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: If we just find a clue.
  • Sakura: You know, Ash surprised me while I was talking to Madison, Serena and Sam.
  • Madison: But he didn't get expelled from your school.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Maybe it was just a mistake.
  • Ace: Or an excuse.
  • Buster: Have you heard of Thomas' mishap?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes indeed, Buster. He ended up as an unwanted guest. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Comes To Breakfast starts)
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine has worked his Branch Line for many years, and knows it very well.
  • (Thomas arrives at the station)
  • Thomas' Driver: You know just where to stop, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: You could almost manage it without you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas had become concided. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Thomas: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • Percy: Don't be so daft.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Percy.
  • Toby: I never go without my driver.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
  • Toby: I'd be frightened.
  • Thomas: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Boasted Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm not scared.
  • Toby: You never dare.
  • Thomas: I would then. You'll see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The next day the firelighter came. Thomas drowzed comfortably as the warmth spread into his boiler. Percy and Toby were still asleep. Thomas suddenly remembered.
  • Thomas: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled.
  • Thomas: I'll show them! Driver says I can manage without him. I'll just go out and then I'll stop and "wheesh!" That'll make them jump.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas thought he was being clever and really he was only moving because a careless cleaner had medal with his controls. He soon found his mistake. He tried to "wheesh!", but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare what it look what's coming next. There was the stationmaster's house! The stationmaster was about to have breakfast.
  • Thomas: Horrors!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas, and shut his eyes.
  • (Thomas crashes into the stationmaster's house)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Thomas had collected the bush on his travels. He peered into his room through his leaves. He couldn't speak. The stationmaster was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Stationmaster's Wife: You miserable engine!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She scolded.
  • Stationmaster's Wife: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I'll shall have to cook some more!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time it fell on Thomas. Thomas felt depressed. Workmen propped out the house with strong poles and layed rails through the garden. Then, the scottish twin engines Donald and Douglas arrived.
  • Donald and Douglas: Dinna fash yourself, Thomas. We'll soon have you back on the rails.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed.
  • (Donald and Douglas begin to rescue Thomas)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald and Douglas puffing hard manage to haul Thomas back to safety. Bits of fencing, the bush, and a broken window frame festooned was front, which was badly twisted. The twins laughed and left him. Thomas was indisgraced. There was worst to come.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're in a lot of trouble, Thomas.
  • Thomas: I know, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas' voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the works and have your worn parts mended. It will be a long job.
  • Thomas: Yes, Sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, a Diesel Rail-car will do your work.
  • Thomas: A d-d-d-diesel, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas spluttered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes, Thomas. Diesels always stay in their sheds till they are wanted. Diesels never gallanting off to breakfast in Stationmasters' houses.
  • (Thomas Comes To Breakfast ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Thomas had a horrible mishap.
  • Mel: How stupid. Imagine Lori as a bother to me.
  • Brittany: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Rikochet: Can you join us?
  • Flea: The Flea is sure to look for Ash, Kermit and Mary.
  • Rolf: Rolf accepts.
  • Kevin: We're glad to help.
  • Evy and Rick: Ah, thanks.
  • (Back at the Gulag, Ash, Kermit and Mary are forced to do a choir routine)
  • Ash: Why do we have to sing?
  • Kermit: This song is too long.
  • Mary: We want to be reunited with the others.
  • Nadya: Never! You are to sing with the other Gulag men.
  • Ash: Well, Nadya, we were...
  • (All of a sudden, smoke comes out of the Gulag revue)
  • Nadya: What's going on?!
  • (From out of the smoke, The Hex Girls appear and perform I'm A Hex Girl)
  • The Hex Girls: I'm gonna cast a spell on you. You're gonna do what I want you to. Mix it up here in my little bowl, say a few words and you lose control. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. Put a spell on you! You'll feel the fog as I cloud your mind. You'll get dizzy when I make a sign. You'll wake up in the dead of night, missing me when I'm out of sight. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. Oh yeah! With this little cobweb potion, you'll fall into dark devotion. If you ever lose affection, I can change your whole direction. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. We're gonna put a spell on all of you!
  • (I'm A Hex Girl ends)
  • Ash: (blushing sightly) It's The Hex Girls!
  • Kermit: How'd they get there on time.
  • Mary: Are you the ones who met Scooby and the gang?
  • Thorn: Why yes, Mary. We're here to take you out.
  • Dusk: The exit is right this way.
  • Luna: Come on.
  • Ash, Kermit and Mary: Oh boy!
  • (The Hex Girls take Ash, Kermit and Mary out of the Gulag)
  • Nadya: You'll pay for this!
  • (Back with the other characters)
  • Piglet: Ash!
  • Carlos: Kermit!
  • Babar: Mary!
  • Judy: Oh, I'm beginning to worry about them.
  • (Trainers from the TA and PTF Crew appear)
  • Calista and the others: What's up?
  • Brock: So you're the trainers from the Tetris Attack and Pokemon The Fighters Crew, huh?
  • Kaiba: What gives you here?
  • Bailey: We're looking for someone who is trapped?
  • Marina: Do you know what it is?
  • Randy: I don't know.
  • Howard: But there must be a quicker way.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: A quicker way to find Ash, Kermit and Mary.
  • Lexi: I guess you're right, Conductors.
  • Fiona: If we find all three, then they'll be back to us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exactly.
  • Kat: I wonder if they're alright?
  • Ana: Did Thomas get another mishap?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Ana. It happened to him and the rails. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Gets Bumped starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every afternoon, Thomas the Tank Engine puffs along his branch line with Annie and Clarabel. First they pass the water mill. Next, they come to a big farm. Then, they can see a bridge with a village nestled either side of it. This is a special place. Whenever children hear Thomas coming along, they stand on the bridge, waving until he is out of sight. One day, Thomas was running late. He had stopped at a red light before the bridge to talk to some new children. Percy the Green Engine was waiting, too.
  • Percy: Hurry up, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Percy when the signal dropped.
  • Percy: If you're late, Sir Topham Hatt might get a new engine to replace you.
  • Thomas: He would never do that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas, but he was worried. Next day, Thomas hurried along the line. Just ahead was the goods yard. There, on the platform, was an inspector waving a red flag. Next, Thomas saw some children. They were waving, too.
  • Thomas: Something must be wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Thomas.
  • Thomas: This station is for goods, not passengers.
  • Children: Help, Thomas, help! We're glad to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the children.
  • Children: Please, will you take us home?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The stationmaster explained to Thomas' driver that the school bus had broken down, and all the parents would be worried if the children were late. Thomas waited as the children walked down from the bridge. Then he took the children to the next station, where Bertie was waiting to take them home. When Thomas finished his journey, he was very late. He was worried that Sir Topham Hatt might be cross with him.
  • Percy: I warned Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Percy to James.
  • Percy: He's been late one time too many. He'll be in trouble now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But next morning, when Thomas pick up his passengers, Sir Topham Hatt was nowhere to be seen.
  • (Thomas looks around and finds nothing)
  • Thomas: Thank goodness.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Thomas. Thomas knows every part of his line. Just ahead was a stretch where the hot sun had bent the rails on the track.
  • Thomas' Driver: Careful, Thomas!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. But it was too late.
  • (Thomas falls off the rails)
  • Thomas' Driver: That's done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: We shan't get any further today!
  • Thomas: But what about my passengers?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Thomas.
  • Thomas' Driver: Don't worry, they'll be looked after.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied his driver. While workmen repaired the line, Thomas had to shunt freight cars in the yard. Bertie came to see him.
  • Bertie: I understand you need my help again.
  • Thomas: Yes, Bertie.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas sadly.
  • Thomas: I can't run without my rails.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie set off to collect Thomas' passengers.
  • Passengers: Hello, Bertie.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Passengers: We're glad you're here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie drove along the road that runs by the railway. He stopped at each station along the line. Sometimes he stopped between stations to let people off closer to their homes. Thomas felt miserable.
  • Thomas: I've lost my passengers to Bertie. They'll like him better than me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your branch line is repaired. I'm going to change your timetable so that you and Bertie can work together more.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Thomas reached the station, there, to his relief, were all his passengers.
  • Passengers: Bertie is a good bus, but we missed our train rides with you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said. Later, Thomas spoke to Bertie.
  • Thomas: Thank you for looking after my passengers.
  • Bertie: That's all right, Thomas. I like to make new friends, but I'm glad to share them with you.
  • Thomas: You're a good friend, indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: And always will be.
  • (Thomas Gets Bumped ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Thomas had to be more careful.
  • Alex: That's good.
  • Peter: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Mikey: We'll join you.
  • Timmy: And you'll soon see Ash, Kermit and Mary again.
  • Randy and Howard: We will.
  • (Meanwhile, Ash, Kermit and Mary are with The Hex Girls)
  • Ash: Thank you so much for rescuing us.
  • Kermit: You know the simple rules.
  • Mary: It's a good thing we've escaped.
  • Thorn: Why of course.
  • Dusk: We all learn our lesson.
  • Luna: Just once.
  • (The Star Fox Team appear)
  • Fox: What's up?
  • Falco: Are you lost on our way?
  • Krystal: I've heard that all characters are waiting.
  • Slippy: Do you want to join in the party?
  • Peppy: The wedding is about a few days away.
  • Ash: Sure thing.
  • Kermit: Hey, Fox, you and Falco learned about All American Rejects.
  • Mary: Night Drive is one of your songs.
  • Fox: Of course.
  • Falco: Just watch.
  • (Fox and Falco sing Night Drive)
  • Fox and Falco: I know you so better than the city in the rear view I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night I'll stay strong I'm pushing on the pedal till I break dawn So I'm gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night All of the things that you knew that I'd try All of the things that I held inside All I gotta do is drive Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night you wrecked my life so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
  • (Night Drive ends)
  • Fox: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Very interesting.
  • Kermit: Let's all look for the others.
  • The Star Fox Team: We're with you.
  • (Meanwhile, the other characters are still looking for Ash and the rest)
  • Joe: Ash!
  • Sneezy: Kermit!
  • Mikeosu: Mary!
  • Plucky: I hope they're fine.
  • (The Winx Fairies appear)
  • The Winx Fairies: What's up?
  • Serena: You must be the Winx Faries.
  • Amy: Exactly what are you doing?
  • Bloom: We're here to search for Ash, Kermit and Mary.
  • Layla: Why don't you join us?
  • Scott: Yes we will.
  • Logan: We're sure to find Ash immediately.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And Kermit and Mary too.
  • Kimiko: I was worried that Ash could get lost.
  • Penny: Is this the right way?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course. They're still lost, but they'll be safe.
  • Jackie Chan: That's good.
  • Uncle: Uncle wants to know about Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes indeed. He's a kind blue engine who made his first day. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Edward Helps Out starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Edward was in the shed where he live with the other engines. They were all bigger than Edward and boasted about it.
  • Gordon: The driver won't choose you again.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: He wants strong engines like us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Edward.
  • Driver: Would you like to come out today?
  • Edward: Oh yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Edward puff away. The other engines were very cross of being left behind. Edward worked hard all day. The coaches thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased.
  • Edward: I'm going out again tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward told the other engines that night.
  • Edward: What do you think at that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Edward woke up to find nothing had change. Gordon was still boasting.
  • Gordon: You watch me, little Edward, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Edward. Look out for me this afternoon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward went off to do some shunting. He like shunting. It was fun playing with freight cars. He would come out quietly and gave them a push. Then he would stop, and the silly freight cars will go bump into the each other.
  • Cars: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried.
  • Cars: Whatever is happening?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward played till there were no more freight cars. Then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. Gordon was very cross. Instead of pulling shiny new coaches, he was pulling a dirty freight train.
  • Gordon: A freight train, a freight train, a freight train!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He grumbled.
  • Gordon: The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and went to find some more freight cars. Then, there was trouble.
  • Porter: Gordon can't get up the hill.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The porter called to Edward's Driver.
  • Porter: Will you take Edward and push him please?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They found Gordon halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severly.
  • Driver: You're not trying.
  • Gordon: I can't do it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: The noisy freight cars hold an engine back so!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward's driver came up.
  • Driver: We've come to push.
  • Gordon: No use at all!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Driver: You wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward's driver. They brought the train back to the bottom of the hill.
  • Edward: I'm ready.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Gordon: No good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
  • Gordon: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon.
  • Edward: I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. Edward pushed and puffed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Gordon found himself at the top of the hill.
  • Gordon: I've done it, I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said proudly. He forgot all about kind Edward and didn't say thank you. Edward was left out of breath and far behind, but he was happy because he had been so helpful. At the next station, he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink and the driver said.
  • Driver: I'll get out my paint tomorrow, and give you your beautiful coat of blue with red stripes, then you'll be the smartest engine in the shed.
  • (Edward Helps Out ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward had his first day ever.
  • Dribble: That's nice of it.
  • Spitz: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Lexi: We've got to find a way to bust Ash, Kermit and Mary outfit.
  • Fiona: Yes, but what?
  • Rogue: We can't let them get ahead of us.
  • Mel: (picking up her guitar) This is the song that I wrote for those three who disappeared.
  • (She sings Breakway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if I'd end up happy, I would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when I tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so I'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly, I'll do what it takes til I touch the sky I'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won't forget all the ones that I love I'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly, I'll do what it takes til I touch the sky and I'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, I won't forget all the ones that I loved I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe I don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but I won't forget the place I come from I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I hope you're back soon, Ash.
  • Brock: (tearfully) That was the best song I've ever heard.
  • Ralph: Brock.
  • Nelson: Don't be upset.
  • Ed: Oh, I wish Ash was here soon.
  • Double D: As well as Kermit and Mary.
  • (Meanwhile, Ash and the others are on their way to the Wedding)
  • Ash: I wish I can meet my friends again.
  • Kermit: Yeah.
  • Mary: It's true.
  • (The Maxwell Family arrive)
  • The Maxwell Family: What's wrong?
  • Ash: It's Nikki Maxwell.
  • Nikki Maxwell: Well, Ash, I heard that the wedding is between you and me.
  • Fox: Excellent!
  • Thorn: Count us in.
  • (Back with Julie and the others)
  • Kimiko: Ash!
  • Penny: Kermit!
  • Fred: Mary!
  • Star: I'm sure to meet them again soon.
  • (The N Team show up)
  • Kevin: Are guys alright?
  • Rikochet: It's Kevin and The N Team.
  • Scooby: Roh boy!
  • Kevin: You've heard about Ash.
  • Duke: Woof!
  • Megaman: He's almost there.
  • Lana: Lucky for us, we'll be glad to help.
  • Kid Icarus: You seem to like them.
  • Simon: We've been expecting newcomers.
  • Joey: You can count on us.
  • Michelangelo: Anything can happen on this day.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: As we all know, we've got a few more days until Ash and Nikki's wedding.
  • Virgil: Amazing.
  • Sam: I hear everyone's getting fit.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes indeed.
  • Fozzie: If we want our adjustments, then we shall live and learn.
  • Gonzo: Did Edward help Trevor on the party?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Indeed, Gonzo. He helped him on the preparations. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor the Traction Engine was old-fashioned but he doesn't care. He knows that he is really useful, like his friend Edward the Blue Engine. Early one morning, Trevor was chuffing about the Vicarage Orchard. He had important news for Edward.
  • Trevor: The Vicar says that not all children are able to have holidays by the sea, so he's having a garden party to raise money for his seaside trip. I'm going to be the star attraction.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chattered Trevor.
  • Trevor: Giving rides to all the visitors. The Vicar is putting up posters all about it.
  • Edward: I'd like to help too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Edward.
  • Edward: But without my rails, I wouldn't be much good at the garden party.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was a beautiful day but Edward was worried.
  • Edward: I wish there was something I can do for a party.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Edward: I'd like to be helpful like Trevor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward's driver laughed.
  • Driver: You're helpful in your own way, and that's on the railway.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next day, it was Trevor's turn to look disappointed. He had bad news.
  • Trevor: The Vicar's been so busy that he forgot to put up the posters. Now no one will know about the party.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Edward had an idea.
  • Edward: Don't worry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Edward: Everything is going to be all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then he explained to his driver.
  • Edward: The Vicar can paste his posters on my cab and coaches, so wherever I go, they'll go too.
  • Driver: Well done, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: I'm sure Sir Topham Hatt would agree.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: As indeed he did. Edward steamed happily to the stations collecting his passengers.
  • Passengers: Look!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Passengers: The Vicar is holding a party. We must go do that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later Trevor was resting in the orchard shed when Bertie rolled by.
  • Bertie: Hello, Trevor. Why are you dozing there like an old stick-in-the-mud?
  • Trevor: I'm not dozing, I'm resting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Trevor. Then he told Bertie about the Vicar's party.
  • Bertie: I'll be there too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Boasted Bertie.
  • Bertie: I'm not sure people would wanna ride on an old traction engine after traveling in the smart red bus like me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The party day arrived. It had rained heavenly during the night and the orchard grove was soaked.
  • Trevor: Rain and mud won't spoil my day.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Trevor.
  • Driver: No indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed his driver.
  • Driver: We'll stay on the road then we won't get bogged down.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor was soon busy trending up and down the quiet country lane, carrying lots of laughing children. He was just turning the corner when he heard Bertie.
  • Bertie: Hello, old timer. I'm taking everyone to the party. People have come from all other the island.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor gave Bertie a cheerful whistle, and turned backed toward the orchard. Then there was trouble.
  • Bertie: Help, I'm stuck!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted Bertie. His wheels had sunk deep in the orchard mud. Terence the Tractor arrived just in time.
  • Terence: I'm the one who has to plough fields.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Terence.
  • Terence: We better get you out of here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Using strong ropes, Terence and Trevor pulled Bertie cleared the mud.
  • Trevor: This will teach Bertie a thing or two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Trevor chuffered to himself. At last, Bertie was on the road again.
  • Bertie: Thank you, Trevor. You're not a stick-in-the-mud at all.
  • Trevor: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smiled Trevor.
  • Trevor: But you were. Just for a little while.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That evening, the Vicar arrived to see Edward and his driver.
  • Vicar: Thanks to your good idea about the posters. 100s of people payed to come to the party. We've raised lots of money for the children.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was very pleased and Trevor fell happily asleep thinking of all the children who would now get to the seaside at last.
  • (Edward, Trevor and The Really Useful Party ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward helped Trevor on the preparations.
  • Rita: I know that.
  • Nikki: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Gonzo: If we bust Ash, Kermit and Mary out, we're rich.
  • Pepe: Yes, Oven, but how?
  • Chelsea: I'm sure me and Mr. Lovable will learn about a song. Just watch.
  • (She starts to sing Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: So, how'd you like it?
  • Miss Piggy: Wonderful!
  • Animal: Animal like the song.
  • (Back with Ash and the others)
  • Ash: So, Nikki Maxwell, I guess you're a good girl.
  • Nikki Maxwell: I see.
  • (The Fluffy Animals arrive)
  • Paolo and the others: Hi there.
  • Ash: So you're the Fluffy Animals.
  • Fox: Long time no see, Tooty.
  • Tooty: Hey, Fox, the wedding is about to begin in about a few minutes.
  • Thorn: Lucky for us, we're hoping to reunite.
  • Falco: Indeed.
  • (Back with the other characters)
  • Tigger: Ash!
  • Chopper: Kermit!
  • Randy: Mary!
  • Nario: We just can't wait to see them back.
  • (The Witch Guardians arrive)
  • Will and the others: What's up?
  • Sam: So you're Will and the Witch Guardians.
  • Alex: What have you got there?
  • Will: We were waiting for Ash to return.
  • Irma: As well as Kermit and Mary.
  • Dorian: See, Krystal? They're returning soon.
  • Krystal: I know that.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It's a good thing we're almost there.
  • Jimmy: Yes, Conductors, we've been hearing about it.
  • Jonny: You know about the simple rules.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exactly.
  • Rogue: We all live and learn.
  • Kitty: Do you know about Edward's rescue act?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Kitty. He did this to James when he had no driver. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After James had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indigment.
  • Percy: Old iron?! Slow?!
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • (Edward races to James' rescue as fast as his wheels could carry him)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So it's important to have Edward save James from disaster.
  • Serena: Interesting.
  • Raye: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Virgil: It's time for us to head to church.
  • Sam: Are you with us?
  • All the others: Right you are!
  • (Back with Ash and the others, they have made it to church)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Kermit: We're in church!
  • Mary: How great!
  • (Julie and the others arrive soon)
  • Eddy: It's Ash.
  • Scooby: And Kermit.
  • Sakura: And Mary, too!
  • Ash: We're so glad to see you.
  • Serena: Guess what? A wedding is between you and Nikki Maxwell.
  • Sam: You're excited to marry her.
  • Ash: Of course.
  • (Just then The Powerpuff Girls and The Spellmans drop by)
  • Blossom: You're here.
  • Bubbles: We're glad to see you.
  • Buttercup: There's a wedding ahead.
  • Sabrina: You're both going to get married.
  • Hilda: And what's more, you're rich.
  • Zelda: Like always before.
  • Ash: Of course.
  • Nikki Maxwell: You're so going to love it, Ash.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The wedding is just about to start.
  • Kermit: Indeed, Conductors.
  • Miss Piggy: A good timing will tell.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: There's a great way to remember.
  • Richie: This is going to be great!
  • Clover: Have you heard about Edward's trip?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course. He had his trip with the visitors. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Edward's Exploit starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bertie the Bus was giving some visitors the tour on the Island of Sodor. It was their last afternoon, and Edward was preparing to take them to meet Bill and Ben. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
  • Henry: Did you see him straining?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • James: Positively painful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked James.
  • Gordon: Just pathetic.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Gordon: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Burst out Duck.
  • Duck: You're all jealous. Edward's better than any of you.
  • BoCo: You're right, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said BoCo.
  • BoCo: Edward's old, but he'll surprised us all.
  • Edward: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bill and Ben were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they take the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special.
  • (Bill and Ben take the visitors to their home)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Edward took the visitors home. On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Edward. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Edward's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack...
  • (Snap!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
  • Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned engine. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
  • Edward: I'll try, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Promised Edward. Edward puffed and pulled his hardest. But his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
  • Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Edward. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with freight cars.
  • Edward: That'll be much easier.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third.
  • Edward: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward.
  • Driver: Steady, boy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he listened happily to Edward's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Edward steamed in. Henry was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Edward, his driver and fireman. Duck and BoCo saw to it that Edward was left in peace. Gordon and James remain respectfully silent.
  • (Edward's Exploit ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Edward had a trip with the visitors.
  • Kimiko: That's great.
  • Penny: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Rowlf: (as he arrives) Get ready, you guys, cause Ash and Nikki's wedding is starting.
  • Jade: Awesome!
  • Buena Girl: It's going to be so Buena.
  • (Soon, Ash and Nikki are ready to be married)
  • Pastor Julius: As a reward, you may kiss the bride.
  • (Ash and Nikki kiss together)
  • (At the rooftop at night)
  • Ash: You know, we've missed all of you so much.
  • Kermit: Thank goodness Thorn and the others saved us.
  • Mary: They're really good heroes.
  • Nadya: There they are, right there!
  • (The gang turn back to see Nadya and some guards)
  • Nadya: Arrest that Pokemon Trainer and that frog and that Mareep Trainer!
  • Ash: Nadya!
  • Kermit: Wait.
  • Mary: For what?
  • Nadya: For leading the largest mass break out in Gulag history...
  • (Ash, Kermit and Mary gasp)
  • Nadya: ...you will get thirty years or maybe fifty.
  • Ash: But...
  • Kermit: But...
  • Mary: But...
  • Nadya: No buts, you three.
  • (Ash, Kermit and Mary yelp)
  • Nadya: You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue, and you didn't even say goodbye.
  • Ash: What?!
  • Lexi: This is what you get for escaping without permission, Ash Ketchum!
  • Fiona: You should be ashamed for what you've done!
  • Ash: But it was an accident.
  • Nadya: You are coming with me. Now, move!
  • (The Guards advance toward Ash, Kermit and Mary)
  • Ash: Listen very carefully, you guys.
  • Kermit: Take it easy.
  • Mary: We're trying to be nice.
  • (Too late, they grabbed all three)
  • Nikki Maxwell: Ash, Kermit, Mary, no!
  • (Just then they hear a voice)
  • Agent Jay: Stop right there!
  • (Nadya turns back to see The Men In Black)
  • Nadya: The Men In Black!
  • Agent Kay: Time to put an end to your actions, Nadya.
  • Nadya: (tearfully) That's it! I quit!
  • (She runs away in tears, with the guards following her)
  • Agent Jay: Gee, what a joker.
  • Virgil: How'd you manage to save us?
  • Agent Kay: It was Ash, Kermit and Mary.
  • Ash: How amazing!
  • Kermit: We're back together.
  • Mary: All right!
  • Julie: Well, it's all thanks to the wedding.
  • Barney: That's right, Julie. A wedding is just a party, and I think we know about weddings we love.
  • (They all sing I Love You together)
  • Barney: I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too?
  • All: I love you, you love me, We're best friends, Like friends should be With a great big hug, And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too?
  • (I Love You ends)

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