Cast:
- Gonzo the Great as Chris
- Ernest Starvos Grouper as Chef
- Johnny Fiama as Alejandro
- Lash Holstein as Brick
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Cameron
- Wayne as Cody
- Janice as Dakota
- Annie Sue as Dawn
- Clifford as DJ
- Little Ricky Moranis as Duncan
- Clueless Morgan as Ezekiel
- Darci as Gwen (they're both goth)
- Lew Zealand as Harold
- Miss Piggy as Heather
- Cinderella Crawfordopolis as Izzy
- Mean Mama as Jo
- Uncle Deadly as Justin
- Goldie Whoopberg as Leshawna
- Beautiful Day Monster as Lightning
- Spamela Hamderson as Lindsay
- Beaker as Mike
- Bobo as Owen
- Sweetums as Rodney
- Spotted Dick as Scott
- Wanda as Sierra
- Kermit as Silent B
- Bill the Bubble Guy as Trent