- Goth Boy as Eddy
- Bean Bradley as Ed
- Buddy the Bellhop as Double D
- Liberty as Sarah
- Travis as Jimmy
- Derek as Kevin
- Violet as Naz
- Jimmy Watanabe as Rolf
- Ray as Johnny
- Paul the Yeti as Plank
- Yuki as Lee
- Treona (my character) as Marie
- Clara as May
- Buddy: You're trespassing into my parents' bedroom! Please leave now or I'll have to call an attorney!
GB: Buddy! Must your father and I remind you to finish your homework?
Bean: That's right son! The mind is a terrible organ to shovel!
Buddy: Have you gone MAD!?!?!
- GB: Hey look Violet! Bean has 3 nipples just like James Bond!!
Violet: Oh really? That's cool!
- Buddy: Goth Boy you know how much I despise this instrument!............
- Ray: What's that Paul?
- GB: Woah what happened?
Buddy: Sweet Lord I'm NAKED!!!
- GB: Buddy! Let me poke your brain!!
- Bean: CANADIANS ARE WEIRD!!