My Baby Car is the Silly Song from Lord of the Beans.


  • Jonathan (Hotel Transylvania) as Larry the Cucumber
  • Mokey Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) as Miss Achmetha as "My Baby Elf"
  • Lightning McQueen (Cars) as Jimmy Gourd as Leg-O-Lamb


  • Narator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Cars, the part of the show where Jonathan comes out and sings, a silly song for cars.
  • Jonathan: Hey, what's up! I asked my baby, my baby car. A couple questions about myself. If I was handsome, if I was nice. I was lookin' for her advice. She looked at me and shook her head, and this is what she said:
  • Mokey Fraggle: (Subtitles: Do I know you? What did you say? Human one go away! Be silent! Human one! Human one go away! Go kiss a Purple Minion! Stop that! Help!)
  • Jonathan: She yelled so loud, she hurt my ears. My eyes all welled up full of tears. But I don't mind none, 'cause she's my car. My carity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity, babity car. When I go walkin' all by myself, I'm busy thinkin' about my car. I keep her picture upon my shelf. I'm always dreamin' about my car. I won't forget the way that she said those words to me.
  • Mokey Fraggle: (Subtitles: When do you leave? Much wind pours from your mouth! Do you feel well? Are you finished? Be silent! I leave now to do laundry.)
  • Jonathan: Don't know exactly what she said, just know it kinda hurts my head. I'll take an Asprin, 'cause she's my car. My carity, babity, boopity, babity, babity...
  • Lightning McQueen: (cuts Jonathan off) Hold on a minute!
  • (Music stops)
  • Jonathan: Huh? What? What? What? What are you doin'? (Lightning McQueen pulls off Jonathan's fake car) Ouch! Hey!
  • Lightning McQueen: I knew it, I knew it!
  • Jonathan: What?
  • Lightning McQueen: You should be ashamed of yourself. You're no car, you're an human impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one!
  • Jonathan: Oh, right. Like you're a real car. Give the racecar a bow and arrow and he's a real car!
  • Narator: This has been Silly Songs for Cars.
  • Lightning McQueen: Behold, Lightning McQueen! Have at thee, my bow shall sing with your pompadour!
  • Jonathan: Don't you point that thing at me! Help!

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