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Storyteller: Once upon a time, Nicki Minaj, Banana Joe and Leslie went to a toy store. When Nicki saw a Fluttershy doll, she went crazy!

Nicki Minaj: Can I have that MLP Fluttershy blindbag, since i wear pink and yellow clothes?

Banana Joe: No Nicki!

Leslie: And it sucks!

Nicki Minaj: D'AWWWWWWWW!!!! I WANT FLUTTERSHY BLINDBAG!!

Banana Joe and Leslie: YOU MUST DIE!!!

Storyteller: Next day...

Nicki Minaj: Can I have that Little mix VCD? Because it's made in 2012, and I really want that Fluttershy Blindbag!

Banana Joe, No, Nicki party gal. It's super duper luper maxi rare!

Leslie: He's right, Perrie and her friends never give this VCD to ya!

Nicki Minaj: Just a little Merry Christmas to me, and the dumb VCD?

Banana Joe: Never! (he and Leslie run off)

Nicki Minaj: D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Storyteller: Then, cops arrived.

Tobias: HEY WHAT'S THIS, NICKI MINAJ?!!

Jennifer Lopez: Your onder arrest, starship!!!

Nicki Minaj: Banana Joe and Leslie don't wanna drag me outta store! PUT ME DOWN!!!!

Chris Brown and Justin Bieber: Duck it off, we are going to put cuffs on YA!!!

Storyteller: Later, Nicki and her friends were playing dodgeball.

Alan: Ready?

Tobias: GO!!!

Chris Brown: Yikes!

Justin Bieber: MARCH!!!!!

Chris Brown: DIE, NICKI MINAJ, DIE!!!

Nicki Minaj: (bell slips on her and she falls off hole with lava) GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Chris Brown: Retreat!

Carrie: What's the matter, Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj: The ball slipped on me and I got defeated into hole with lava.

Carrie: You can have fun with us for 2 months.

Nicki Minaj: NO! NOT TWO MONTHS!!!

Carrie: YES!!!! TWO MONTHS!!!

Nicki Minaj: Why me? WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Justin Bieber:Here's why!!! (opens the jar, and parasprites fly everywhere)

Nicki Minaj: Wtf? (a parasprite bites Nicki's toe) Do not do this, Mr. Parasprite, or you will kill me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Papergil: CUT! That's not a nice thing, Nicki began to throw a couple tantrums.

Tobias: NICKI MINAJ IS VERY DUMB!!!!!

(a Thomas train arrives at the railway)

Alan: Weewee! What's dis?

Jennifer Lopez: It's a pink Rosie Train.

(4.000000000 paparazzis come out of the train)

Nicki Minaj: Those paparazzis are very, very, dumb! AND YOU ARE G+Y!

(paparazzis jump on the train)

Paparazzis: And we'll rob you onto that f***ing door!

Nicki Minaj: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(a huge net catches Nicki Minaj)

Nicki Minaj: AUGH!!! LEMME GOOOO!!!

Alan: Nasty girl! (hogties Nicki Minaj)

Nicki Minaj: Really?

Alan: No!

Nicki Minaj: How can I stay for?

Alan: 78 days, goodbye!


Goofs

Banana Joe and Leslie have GANON's voice.

All of The Amazing World of Gumball charactera and singers are not Nicki Minaj's friends, their enemies!

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