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No Joke For Raimundo is an Ash & Friends video spoof to No Joke For James. It is composed of two Season 3 episodes and six Season 4 episodes narrated by George Carlin for the US.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  3. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  4. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  5. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  6. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  7. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  8. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  9. Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
  10. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  11. Lexi Bunny as Daisy (Jessica DiCicco)
  12. Rikochet as Skarloey (Carlos Alazraqui)
  13. Ramone "Gug" Gugleano as Sir Handel (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Froggo Peterson as Peter Sam (Nathan Reugger)
  15. Casey Matthews as Rusty (Andrew Decker)
  16. Buzz O as Duncan (Matt Hill)
  17. Jack Spicer as George (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
  19. Yosemite Sam as Scruffey (John Kassir)
  20. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  21. Buster Bunny as Rheneas (Charlie Adler)
  22. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  23. Uncle Chan as Duke (Sab Shimono)
  24. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)

Episodes

  1. No Joke For Raimundo
  2. Home At Last
  3. Rock N Roll
  4. Jack Spicer
  5. Ken Does It Again
  6. A Bad Day For Gug
  7. Bulls Eyes
  8. Peter Stands By

Transcript

No Joke For Raimundo

  • George Carlin: Raimundo is an ordinary Xiaolin Monk. He can arrange both Beedrill and Arcanine. He's proud of his civilian outfit and so was his driver.
  • Raimundo's Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: One morning, Raimundo whistled loudly at the other characters.
  • Raimundo: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful Xiaolin Monk on the line!
  • Ash: Rubbish.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: We're all useful. Steven says so and he's headed the whole railway.
  • Alex: You know what, Raimundo?
  • George Carlin: Added Alex.
  • Raimundo: What?
  • George Carlin: Replied Raimundo.
  • Alex: You're getting all puffed out.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
  • Raimundo: I'm the pride of the line.
  • Terry: I saw you're pulling Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Terry.
  • Terry: You're only a goods characters.
  • Raimundo: I've pull Arcanine too.
  • Terry: Not as much as I do.
  • Raimundo: But Steven has plans for me.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo was making this up but Terry believe him.
  • Terry: What plans?
  • Raimundo: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Raimundo: Now what'll I do?
  • George Carlin: Ash was shunting shiny new Arcanine.
  • Ash: Good morning, Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Are those Arcanine for me?
  • George Carlin: Asked Raimundo hopefully.
  • Ash: No, these are for Terry's Express. I'll fetch your Beedrill next.
  • George Carlin: But Raimundo was going to play a trick on the other characters.
  • Raimundo: Actually, Ash, I'm taking the Arcanine. Steven ask me to tell you.
  • Ash: What about the Beedrill?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash.
  • Raimundo: Uh, give them to Terry.
  • Ash's Driver: Come on, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: Orders are orders.
  • George Carlin: So when Raimundo's driver returned, Raimundo was coupled to the Arcanine and he puffed away. Ash returned with the Beedrill. And a few minutes later, Terry arrived.
  • Terry: Where's the express?
  • George Carlin: Ash told him about Raimundo.
  • Ash: And so here are your Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Terry was very cross and so his driver.
  • Terry's Driver: Wait'll Steven hears about this.
  • George Carlin: Meanwhile Raimundo was enjoying himself enormously.
  • Raimundo: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
  • George Carlin: He chuffed. Then he saw Steven.
  • Steven: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, Raimundo. You have caused confusion.
  • Raimundo: Yes Sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo.
  • Steven: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted.
  • George Carlin: The other characters teased Raimundo.
  • Terry: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
  • George Carlin: Said Terry.
  • Shaggy: I expect it'll be you.
  • George Carlin: Replied Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Raimundo is stuck in the shed for being silly.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work.
  • Ash: Hello.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash.
  • Ash: Good to see you out and about again.
  • Raimundo: I'm sorry I tricked you.
  • George Carlin: Said Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: Are these my Beedrill?
  • Ash: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash kindly.
  • Ash: They're please to have you back.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo set off to the harbour with a train of Beedrill. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place.
  • Raimundo's Driver: Time to go home now, Raimundo.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver at last.
  • Raimundo's Driver: No Beedrill or passengers. Just we too.
  • George Carlin: But his driver was wrong.
  • Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Called the man.
  • Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Steven and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
  • Raimundo's Driver: Of course.
  • George Carlin: Replied Raimundo's driver. Then he whispered to Raimundo.
  • Raimundo's Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
  • George Carlin: Raimundo was most impressed. He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Steven was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
  • Railway Inspector: This clever Xiaolin Monk gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
  • Steven: Yes indeed. Once again, you are a really useful Xiaolin Monk.

Home At Last

  • George Carlin: Rikochet had been to the hospital to be recovered. He felt much better. Casey Matthews was helping him off his rail car. Rikochet hadn't met the little diesel before.
  • Rikochet: Casey seems a kindly sort of character.
  • George Carlin: He thought to himself.
  • Casey: I help to mend the line and do odd jobs.
  • George Carlin: Explained Casey.
  • Casey: I hear everyone is looking forward to seeing you again. Come on.
  • George Carlin: Froggo was feeling depressed. He was still getting over but he wanted to start work again. Steven wouldn't let him.
  • Steven: Another day's rest will do you good.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Steven: Besides, I got a surprise for you.
  • Froggo: For me, sir, how nice, sir, what is it, sir?
  • Steven: Wait and see.
  • George Carlin: The surprise was Rikochet.
  • Froggo: Oh.
  • George Carlin: Said Froggo.
  • Froggo: I'm glad you've come home.
  • George Carlin: They lit Rikochet's fire and he sizzled happily.
  • Rikochet: I feel all excited.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Rikochet: Just like a young wrestler. Now tell me all the news.
  • Froggo: I see you've met Casey.
  • George Carlin: Said Froggo.
  • Rikochet: Yes. I like that Diesel.
  • Froggo: So do I.
  • George Carlin: Replied Froggo.
  • Froggo: It's a pity Buzz doesn't.
  • Rikochet: Who is Buzz?
  • Froggo: He came as a spare character after my accident.
  • George Carlin: Replied Froggo.
  • Rikochet: Is he useful?
  • Froggo: He keeps busy and I'm sure he means well. But he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivles around. His drivers call it Rock N Roll.
  • Rikochet: I understand.
  • George Carlin: Said Rikochet gravely. His driver interrupted.
  • Rikochet's Driver: Buzz has done it again, he's stuck in the tunnel. Come on, old boy, we'll have to get him out.
  • George Carlin: Rikochet was pleased. He wanted to run and look forward to meeting Buzz. They found a caboose and some workmen and hurried up the line.
  • Rikochet: How nice and smooth the rails are.
  • George Carlin: Thought Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: They mended all the old bumps. The little diesel has helped to that. What a difference Casey's made to the line.
  • George Carlin: Quite soon they found Buzz. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross.
  • Buzz: I'm a plain blunt character, I speak as I'm fine. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This railway is no good at all.
  • Buzz's Driver: Don't be silly!
  • George Carlin: Snapped his Driver.
  • Buzz's Driver: This tunnel is quite big enough for engines who don't Rock N Roll.
  • George Carlin: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Buzz free again. At last, Rikochet was able to push Buzz and his coaches safely through. The caboose was left on the siding and the workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Buzz grumbled all the way home, but Rikochet payed no attention. Later, Steven spoke severly to Buzz.
  • Steven: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock N Roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.
  • George Carlin: Then Steven gave his full attention to Buzz's head.
  • Steven: If it happens again...
  • George Carlin: He ended ominously.
  • Steven: I should find ways to cut you down to size. In other words your carreer is um (clears throat) on the line. Need I say more?
  • George Carlin: Buzz thought Steven had said quite enough and he remained completely silent and still for at least the whole evening.

Rock N Roll

  • George Carlin: Rikochet the little wrestler loves all his sights and sounds along his path and knows them very well. One morning, soon after he returned from being mended, he was enjoying his journey more than ever before. Along the way, he met Casey.
  • Rikochet: You know...
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Rikochet: If I couldn't see those familiar faces and places, I think I was on a different railway. You've done wonders with these rails.
  • George Carlin: Casey laughed.
  • Casey: I'm glad you're pleased. Manager says let's mend the tracks so well that he don't know where he is. And we did, and you didn't if you take my meaning.
  • George Carlin: Rikochet liked this hard working diesel.
  • Casey: There's still one more bad bit.
  • George Carlin: Warned Casey.
  • Casey: Just before the first station. A character might come off there particularly Buzz. He will Rock N Roll along the line. Look at him right now. I hope he doesn't hurt his passengers.
  • Buzz: What's that about me? I'm a plain engine and I believe in plain speaking. Speak up!
  • George Carlin: Casey warned Buzz about the bad bit of rails.
  • Buzz: Huh! I know my way about. I don't need smelly diesels to tell me what to do.
  • George Carlin: Casey felt hurt. Buzz banged about the yard. Then, he clattered crossly to the station. Raimundo was already there waiting for him.
  • Raimundo: You're late!
  • George Carlin: He snapped.
  • Buzz: I know.
  • George Carlin: Said Buzz.
  • Buzz: It's that smelly Diesel's fault. Casey tries to teach me how to stay on the rails and then goes off leaving me to find my own coaches.
  • Raimundo: You poor character.
  • George Carlin: Sympatized Raimundo.
  • Raimundo: I know all about Diesels. One crepted into our yard and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing.
  • George Carlin: Buzz was filled with admiration. He didn't know that Raimundo was boastful and sometimes didn't tell the truth.
  • Buzz: Send Casey packing, send Casey packing.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Buzz. He climbed a hill furiously.
  • Buzz's Driver: Well done, boy.
  • George Carlin: Encouraged his driver.
  • Buzz's Driver: Keep it up.
  • George Carlin: Soon they were near the first station. Buzz was pleased.
  • Buzz: Nothing's happened, nothing's happened. Silly old diesel, clever me.
  • George Carlin: And he rocked and rolled along the line.
  • Buzz's Driver: Steady, boy.
  • George Carlin: Checked his driver. But it was too late.
  • Buzz: Sleepers and ballast! I'm off.
  • George Carlin: And he was.
  • Casey: I warned him.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: But all he did was call me names.
  • George Carlin: The little diesel refused to move.
  • Rikochet: I'm ashamed of you Casey.
  • George Carlin: Said Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: Think of the passengers what are they going to do?
  • Casey: Oh, I've forgotten them. Yes of course, we must help the passengers.
  • George Carlin: And Casey roared into life. Buzz stood sad and solitary. He couldn't Rock N Roll now.
  • Buzz: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Buzz: Everyone will know how silly I am.
  • George Carlin: The passengers had to get out and help too. They weren't very pleased about that but worked as hard as they could. They carefully leavered Buzz back onto the line. After that, Buzz was extra careful all day. At last, evening came.
  • Buzz: Casey.
  • George Carlin: He whispered.
  • Buzz: Thank you for helping. I'm sorry I was rude to you.
  • Casey: That's all right, Buzz.
  • Buzz: I wish all diesels were like you. Let's be friends.
  • Casey: Suits me.
  • George Carlin: Replied Casey.
  • Casey: We'll mend that bad bit of rail first thing tomorrow.

Jack Spicer

  • George Carlin: Gug is very proud of his proper sneakers. They have brought tires and whole wells to the rails. But they are unusual. One day, the other characters wouldn't stop teasing him.
  • Characters: Look at his sneakers.
  • George Carlin: They joked.
  • Gug: Be quiet.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Gug.
  • Gug: You're jealous.
  • Froggo: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Soothed Froggo.
  • Froggo: The characters all teased me about my special hat until they learned how useful it is.
  • Gug: Did you hear that?
  • George Carlin: Huffed Gug.
  • Gug: My sneakers are special like Froggo's hat. I can go faster than any of you.
  • George Carlin: Rikochet had a plan to make Gug see sense.
  • Rikochet: With your grand sneakers, Gug.
  • George Carlin: Said Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: You're just the engine to tackle Jack.
  • Gug: Who's Jack?
  • Rikochet: That steamroller over there.
  • George Carlin: Replied Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: Listen.
  • George Carlin: The steamroller was making rude remarks about the characters.
  • Jack: Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads. Railways are no good. Turn them into roads. Pull them up, turn them into roads.
  • Gug: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Said Gug.
  • Gug: Leave him to me. I'll send him packing. Jack will soon get a run for his money.
  • George Carlin: Later that morning, Jack was at the level crossing.
  • Jack: Huh! You're Gug, I suppose.
  • George Carlin: Gug was standing no nonsense.
  • Gug: And you, I suppose, are Jack? Yes, I've heard of you.
  • Jack: And I've heard of you. You swank around with your sneakers, pretending you're as good as me.
  • Gug: Actually, I'm better. Goodbye.
  • George Carlin: Jack chuffered on, fuming. Later that day, Gug brought a special load down after the last train had gone. When he had reached the road he saw Jack travelling home. Gug tried to attract his attention.
  • Gug: Peep! Peep! Peep!
  • George Carlin: Jack took no notice. There was barely room to pass. Gug was cross.
  • Gug: Get out of my way, you great clumsy road hog.
  • Jack: Huh! I don't move for imitation steamrollers. You don't know the road. Get out of my way.
  • George Carlin: Then there was trouble.
  • (Jack destroys Gug's train)
  • Gug: Aagh!
  • George Carlin: Cried Gug.
  • Gug: That was your fault.
  • Jack: No it wasn't it was yours.
  • George Carlin: Everyone was arguing about who was to blame.
  • (We hear the ringing of the bike's bell)
  • Policeman: Hello, hello, hello.
  • George Carlin: Said a policeman ominously.
  • Policeman: And what's going on here?
  • George Carlin: This made everyone stop arguing. They set to work clearing up the mess instead. Next day, the workmen put up a fence between the road and the railway. Then they went away, taking Jack with him. Gug thought he had made Jack go away. He talked of nothing but steamrollers.
  • Rikochet: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: He's worse than ever. I'm sorry my plan was no good.
  • Casey: Never mind.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: We'll think of something else.
  • George Carlin: But they had no need to do that. Some boys arrived instead. They pointed to the character and cried...
  • Boy: Look! Here's Gug. He tried to race a steamroller, but the steam roller nearly beat him.
  • George Carlin: Gug never mention steamrollers now.

Ken Does It Again

  • George Carlin: Virgil and Alex enjoyed working at the university, pulling and pushing Beedrill with cargo to and from the hallways. But one morning, the characters were exhausted. The harbour was busier than ever. Steven promised that another character would be found to help them.
  • Alex: Huh. It's about time.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex.
  • Virgil: I ached so much I can hardly get my wheels to move.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Virgil. They waited for the character to arrive. It came as a shock when he did.
  • Ken: Good morning.
  • George Carlin: Squirmed Ken in his oily voice. The two characters had not work with Ken for a long time.
  • Virgil: What are you doing here?
  • George Carlin: Gasped Virgil.
  • Ken: Your worth Ste...er, Steven sent me. I hope you are please to see me again. I have to shunt some dreadful tiresome Beedrill.
  • Alex: Shunt where?
  • George Carlin: Said Alex suspiciously.
  • Ken: Where? Why from here to there.
  • George Carlin: Purred Ken.
  • Ken: And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?
  • George Carlin: With that, Ken as if to make himself clear bumped some Beedrill hard.
  • Beedrill: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill.
  • Ken: Grrr!
  • George Carlin: Growled Ken. Alex and Virgil were horrified. They did not trust Ken at all. They refuse to work and did not leave their shed. Steven was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang.
  • Steven: So there's trouble in the harbour yard? I'll be there right away.
  • George Carlin: Ken was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the key. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Steven's Railway. Alex and Virgil were sulking in their shed.
  • Steven: What's all this?
  • George Carlin: Demaded Steven.
  • Alex: We're on strike, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Alex nervously.
  • Virgil: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Added Virgil.
  • Virgil: Beg pardon, sir, but we don't work with Ken, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir.
  • Steven: I have to give Ken a second chance.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: I'm trying to help by bringing Ken here. Now you must help me he is the only character available.
  • George Carlin: Alex and Virgil went sadly back to work. Next day, things were no better. Ken's driver did not put on his brakes on properly and Ken started to move. He went bump straight into Alex.
  • Ken: Wake up there, Alex.
  • George Carlin: Scowled Ken.
  • Ken: You have work to do.
  • George Carlin: He didn't even say he was sorry to Alex. Later, Ken bumped the Beedrill so hard that the loads went everywhere.
  • Alex: What would Steven say?
  • George Carlin: Gasped Alex.
  • Virgil: He won't like it.
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Ken: So who's going to tell you I wonder? Two goody-goody tattletales like you I suppose?
  • George Carlin: Alex and Virgil did not wanna be tattletales, so they said nothing. Ken thinking he can getting away from his bad behavior was ruder than ever. Next day, he was shunting Beedrill full of China Clay. He banged the Beedrill hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure. The silly Beedrill were sunked! Steven heard the news. The Beedrill were hoisted safely from the sea but the clay was lost. Steven spoke severly to Ken.
  • Steven: The harbour master has tell me anything. Things weren't much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back. Now Virgil and Alex, I hope you don't mind having handle the work by yourselves again.
  • Alex: Oh no, Sir.
  • Virgil: Yes please, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Replied the characters. Whistling cheerfully, they puff back to work while Ken sulk slowly away.

A Bad Day For Gug

  • George Carlin: Rikochet and Buster work on the land that weaves round lakes and the Cartoon University. Their coaches are full of visitors. The characters are proud to run the line, come rain or shine. The characters will never let their passengers down, but they are old, and they tire more easily. their drivers understood this, and they spoke kindly to them.
  • Drivers: There's more than enough work for both of you on this railway. The manager is sending two more characters to help us run the line.
  • George Carlin: Rikochet and Buster were pleased with this news, and promised to give the new characters a big welcome. When Gug and Froggo arrived, they found that they had much to learn.
  • Gug: What a small shed!
  • George Carlin: Grunted Gug.
  • Gug: This won't do at all. We're much too good for this old shack.
  • Froggo: I think it's nice.
  • George Carlin: Said Froggo.
  • Gug: Humph.
  • George Carlin: Replied Gug.
  • Gug: What's that rubbish?
  • Froggo: Shhh.
  • George Carlin: Said Froggo.
  • Froggo: That's Rikochet. He's famous.
  • George Carlin: And then he whispered to Rikochet.
  • Froggo: I'm sorry, Rikochet. Gug is upset now, but he's quite nice, really.
  • George Carlin: Rikochet felt sorry for Froggo.
  • Fireman: Now, Gug.
  • George Carlin: Said the fireman.
  • Fireman: I will get you ready for work.
  • Gug: I'm tired! Let Froggo go. He'd love it!
  • Fireman: No, you're first.
  • George Carlin: Gug huffed to fetch his coaches. He didn't like the look of them at all.
  • Gug: What ever next? Those aren't coaches, they're cattle cars!
  • Coaches: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Screamed the coaches.
  • Coaches: What a horrid character!
  • Gug: It's not what I'm used to.
  • George Carlin: Clanked Gug. He rolled to the platform just as Terry arrived.
  • Gug: Hello, who are you?
  • Terry: I'm Terry, who are you?
  • Gug: I'm Gug. I've heard of you. You're an express character. So am I, but I'm used to new coaches, not these cattle cars. Do you have new coaches? I see you do. We must have a chat. Sorry, I can't stop. We must keep time you know.
  • George Carlin: Terry was speechless! Clouds of steam filled the air as Gug huffed and puffed along the line. He was still cross when they reached the top station. Gug was hoping for a rest, but his driver thought otherwise.
  • Driver: We'll leave the coaches now, and fetch some Beedrill from the quarry.
  • Gug: Beedrill!
  • George Carlin: Snorted Gug.
  • Gug: Beedrill! I won't, so there!
  • George Carlin: Gug was about to cause a great deal of trouble.
  • (Gug comes off the rails)
  • Gug: Told you!
  • George Carlin: Said Gug. By the time workmen came to rescue him, Gug was feeling rather silly. To make matters worse, there stood Steven. His message to Gug was brief and blunt.
  • Steven: I shall talk to you later!
  • George Carlin: Then he and the fireman left with Froggo. Gug felt sillier still.
  • Driver: Come on.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Let's get you back on the rails.
  • George Carlin: When Gug crawled home, he found Steven waiting for him.
  • Steven: You're a very naughty character! I hope I can trust you to behave when you next come out of this shed.
  • George Carlin: After hearing that, I'm sure Gug will. Aren't you?

Bulls Eyes

  • George Carlin: Jackie Chan has a blue shirt and brown pants. They helped to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the line. Lexi thought Jackie's fenders were silly.
  • Lexi: You're afraid of getting hurt yourself.
  • George Carlin: She flounced.
  • Jackie: I'm not.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Jackie.
  • Lexi: Yes you are. I don't have stupid cowcatchers but i'm not frightened. I just toot and they all go away.
  • Jackie: But they don't.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Lexi: They would with me. Animals always run if you toot and look them in the eye.
  • Jackie: Even bulls?
  • Lexi: Even bulls.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi. Lexi had never met a bull but she purred away quite unconcerned. She tooted at a farm crossing and the horse and cart halted while she went by.
  • Lexi: Huh!
  • George Carlin: She said.
  • Lexi: It's easy. I just toot and they all stand aside. Poor little Jackie. I'm sorry he's frightened.
  • George Carlin: At the next station, a policeman was waiting.
  • Policeman: There's a bull on the line.
  • George Carlin: He warned.
  • Policeman: Please persuade it to return to the farmer.
  • George Carlin: Lexi was excited.
  • Lexi: Now...
  • George Carlin: She thought.
  • Daisy: ...I'll show Jackie how to manage bulls.
  • George Carlin: Champion isn't really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crashed through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn't know where he was. Suddenly, he saw some grass.
  • Champion: Now for my breakfast.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Lexi: Oooh!
  • George Carlin: Tooted Lexi.
  • Lexi: Go on.
  • George Carlin: Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice.
  • Lexi: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi again. Champion kept grazing.
  • Lexi: This is all wrong.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi.
  • Lexi: How can I look him in the eye if he wont turn around.
  • George Carlin: At last he did.
  • Champion: Moo!
  • George Carlin: Said Champion.
  • Lexi: Oo, oh, uh!
  • George Carlin: Murmured Daisy.
  • Lexi: Why doesn't he run away?
  • Lexi's Driver: Go on, Lexi.
  • George Carlin: Said her driver.
  • Lexi's Driver: He's harmless.
  • Lexi: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi unhappily.
  • Lexi: You know he's harmless and I know he's harmless. But does he know. Look at his horns if I bump into him he might hurt, me uh, them. Uh, the farmer wouldn't like that.
  • George Carlin: Champion sniffed at Lexi.
  • (Champion starts sniffing)
  • Lexi: Ugh!
  • George Carlin: Said Lexi and that was that. Lexi did no more. Jackie was bemused and amused to see her back in the station so soon.
  • Jackie: Bulls always run if you toot and look them in the eye. Eh, Lexi?
  • George Carlin: Lexi stayed silent.
  • Jackie: Ah, well.
  • George Carlin: Continued Jackie.
  • Jackie: We can live and learn. I better chase him away for you I suppose.
  • George Carlin: He clanked away to find Champion. Jackie's bell rang and his whistle sounded but Champion took no notice. Then Jackie whooshed loudly. That did the trick. Jackie whooshed a little more and now breakfast over. Champion chauntered away to join the farmer. Lexi was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform.
  • Boy: Look, Lexi.
  • George Carlin: One teased.
  • Boy: I've got some sweets. They're called Bulls Eyes. I like them do you.
  • Lexi: Ah, keep your old bulls eyes.
  • George Carlin: And Lexi scuttled to her shed.

Peter Stands By

  • George Carlin: Richie had been to the hospital to be recovered. Some troublesome Beedrill tricked him, and the teenager fell into the turntable well. Now Richie was as good as new, be he was still worried about Beedrill.
  • Richie: I rather not used them.
  • George Carlin: He puffed to himself. But the Beedrill sang songs rude and loud. Yosemite, their leader, led the chorus.
  • Beedrill and Yosemite: Richie's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever, when he orders us about, with the greatest folly, we just pushed him down the well, Pop Goes Old Richie!
  • George Carlin: Ash, Virgil and Alex were shocked.
  • Ash: Be quiet!
  • George Carlin: They ordered, but they couldn't be anywhere, and everywhere they went, the Beedrill began again.
  • Beedrill: Richie's no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever!
  • George Carlin: At last the characters gave up.
  • Ash: We're sorry, Richie.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Richie: It's really my fault.
  • George Carlin: Said Richie sadly.
  • Richie: I shouldn't fallen into the turntable well.
  • George Carlin: Peter Shepard felt sorry for Richie too. Next morning, he spoke to Drix.
  • Peter: I'm worried, Mr. Drix. This disrespect for characters. Where's it going to end?
  • Drix: Who knows?
  • George Carlin: Sighed Drix.
  • Peter: I've got a plan, Mr. Drix. May I stay here tonight and help Mr. Richie? We're both Great Western, and must stand together.
  • Drix: Certainly, Peter.
  • George Carlin: Replied Drix and puffed away. Soon, Peter was explaining his plan.
  • Virgil: Goodness gracious, Peter. I don't think you should suggest such a thing to Richie.
  • George Carlin: But Richie interrupted.
  • Richie: No Virgil, Peter's right. It's really my fault. I must put this trouble right.
  • Peter: I meant no disrespect you understand.
  • Richie: Of course not, Peter. Anywhere, driver says the same and he's arranged with the stationmaster.
  • Virgil: Very well, Richie.
  • George Carlin: Concided Virgil.
  • Virgil: But I must hurry. My passengers will be waiting. Good luck.
  • Richie: So long.
  • George Carlin: Smiled Richie bravely, but he felt dreadfully nervous inside. Richie marshalled with the worst Beedrill two by two.
  • Peter: That's the way, Mr. Richie.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Peter.
  • Peter: And if you hadn't leave Yosmite till last, then you'll have him behind you. You can bump him if he starts his nonsense.
  • Yosemite: Hold back, hold back!
  • George Carlin: Whispered Yosemite.
  • Yosemite: And pass the word to the others.
  • George Carlin: The silly Beedrill giggled, but Richie knew what to do. There was plenty of sand on the rails and his feet gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave.
  • Yosemite: Ooh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Yosemite.
  • Yosemite: I don't like this!
  • Virgil: Go on!
  • George Carlin: Yelled Virgil.
  • Virgil: Well done, boy, well done!
  • Yosemite: Oh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Yosemite.
  • Yosemite: I'm coming apart!
  • (Yosemite breaks himself apart)
  • George Carlin: And he did. Then there was trouble.
  • Steven: Well Richie, so you don't know your own strength, is that it?
  • Richie: (stuttering) N-N-No, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said-said Richie nervously. Steven inspected Yosemite.
  • Steven: As I thought. Rotten wood rusty frames. Maybe if we put you back together, you'll learn yourself a better name.
  • George Carlin: Nowadays, Richie only takes Beedrill when the other characters were busy. But they always quick to warn each other.
  • Beedrill: Take care with Mr. Richie. If you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same Beedrill again!
  • George Carlin: Yosemite has learned his lesson and says nothing at all.

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