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No Joke for Donald is the eleventh episode of the third season of Pongo the Dalmatian and Friends, and the sixty-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, No Joke for James.

Cast

  • Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
  • Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
  • Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
  • Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • George Banks (from Mary Poppins) as Jeremiah Jobling (not named)
  • Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward (cameo)
  • Everyone else as Themselves

Transcript

Narrator: "Donald is a mixed-traffic duck. He can take both pirates and flowers. He's proud of his smart white feathers, and so is his driver."

Donald Duck's Driver: "Everyone says you brighten up their day, Donald."

Narrator: "One morning, Donald whistled loudly at the other Disney characters."

Donald Duck: "Look at me! I am the smartest, most useful Disney character in Disneyland!"

Pongo: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Replied Pongo."

Pongo: "We're all useful! Mickey Mouse says so, and he's head of the whole land."

Piglet: "You know what, Donald?"

Narrator: "Added Piglet."

Donald Duck: "What?"

Narrator: "Replied Donald."

Piglet: "You're getting all puffed up."

Narrator: "Donald huffed away.

Later, he was still boasting."

Donald Duck: "I'm the pride of Disneyland."

Sir Ector: "I saw you taking pirates. You're only a goods duck."

Narrator: "Snorted Sir Ector. Donald was furious."

Donald Duck: "I take flowers too!"

Sir Ector: "Not as mush as I do."

Narrator: "Grunted Sir Ector."

Donald Duck: "Mickey Mouse has plans for me."

Narrator: "Donald was only making this up, but Sir Ector believed him."

Sir Ector: "What plans?"

Donald Duck: "Ah, wait and see.

Oh dear."

Narrator: "He thought."

Donald Duck: "Now what'll I do?"

Narrator: "Pongo was arranging shiny new flowers."

Pongo: "Good morning, Donald."

Donald Duck: "Are those flowers for me?"

Narrator: "Asked Donald hopefully."

Pongo: "No. These are for Sir Ector's express. I'll fetch your pirates next."

Narrator: "But Donald was going to play a trick on the other Disney characters."

Donald Duck: "Actually, Pongo, I'm taking the flowers. Mickey asked me to tell you."

Pongo: "What about the pirates?"

Narrator: "Asked Pongo."

Donald Duck: "Ah, give them Sir Ector."

Pongo's Driver: "Come on, Pongo."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Pongo's Driver: "Orders are orders."

Narrator: "So when Donald's driver returned, Donald was hooked up to the flowers and he puffed away.

Pongo returned with the pirates. A few minutes later, Sir Ector arrived."

Sir Ector: "Where's the express?"

Narrator: "Pongo told him about Donald."

Pongo: "And so here are your pirates."

Narrator: "Sir Ector was very cross, and so was his driver."

Sir Ector's Driver: "Wait till Mickey Mouse hears about this!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Donald was enjoying himself enormously."

Donald Duck: "What a clever plan, what a clever plan!"

Narrator: "He chuffed.

Then he saw Mickey."

Mickey Mouse: "Some jokes are funny, but not this one, Donald. You have caused confusion!"

Donald Duck: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Donald Duck."

Mickey Mouse: "You will stay in your house until you are wanted!"

Narrator: "The other Disney characters teased Donald."

Sir Ector: "I wonder who'll be pulling the express today."

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Baloo: "I expect it'll be you."

Narrator: "Replied Baloo."

Baloo: "Donald is stuck in his house for being silly."

Narrator: "Donald felt sad.

Next morning, he went back to work."

Pongo: "Hello."

Narrator: "Barked Pongo."

Pongo: "Good to see you out and about again."

Donald Duck: "I'm sorry I tricked you."

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald: "Are these my pirates?"

Pongo: "Yes."

Narrator: "Replied Pongo kindly."

Pongo: "They are pleased to have you back."

Narrator: "Donald puffed into the harbor with his line of pirates. He bustled about all day, pushing and pulling them into place."

Donald Duck's Driver: "Time to go home now, Donald."

Narrator: "Said his driver at last."

Donald Duck's Driver: "No pirates or passengers, just we two."

Narrator: "But his driver was wrong."

George Banks: "Excuse me."

Narrator: "Called a man."

George Banks: "I have a meeting with Mickey and I mustn't be late. May I come back with you?"

Donald Duck's Driver: "Of course."

Narrator: "Replied Donald's driver. Then he whispered to Donald."

Donald Duck's Driver: "This gentleman is a town inspector."

Narrator: "Donald was most impressed.

He walked along the path as smoothly and quickly as he could.

Mickey was waiting on the platform, and the town inspector greeted them warmly."

George Banks: "This clever duck gave me a splendid walk. You must be proud of him."

Mickey Mouse: "Yes, indeed. Donald, once again you are a Really Useful Duck."

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