No Sleep for Big Mickey is the third episode of the sixth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred and thirty-third episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, No Sleep for Cranky.


  • RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
  • Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
  • Tex (from Shining Time Station) as Bill
  • Rex (from Shining Time Station) as Ben
  • Little Ditcher (from TUGS) as Harvey
  • Mr. Krabs (from Spongebob Squarepants) as Salty
  • Big Mickey (from TUGS) as Cranky
  • Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
  • Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
  • Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (cameo)
  • Lil (from Rugrats) as Bridget Hatt (cameo)
  • Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Refreshment Lady (cameo)
  • Gordon (from Sesame Street) as Cyril the Fogman (cameo)


Narrator: "Bigg City Port is one of the busiest harbors in all of TV Land. It's where ships and TV Characters alike are busy day and night, every day of the year.

But Poor Big Mickey the Crane never gets a nap! He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time! And his only company are the gulls who settle on his arm, so Big Mickey is always cranky."

Mr. Krabs: "Ahoy there, Big Mickey!"

Narrator: "Cried Mr. Krabs."

Big Mickey: "Where have you been?"

Narrator: "Snapped Big Mickey."

Mr. Krabs: "And a good day to you, too, Captain."

Narrator: "Tex and Rex arrived for work, full of mischief."

Big Mickey: "Hurry up!"

Narrator: "Snapped Big Mickey."

Big Mickey: "I haven't got all day!"

Tex: "You're no fun!"

Narrator: "Grumbled Tex."

Big Mickey: "You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here!"

Narrator: "Snapped Big Mickey."

Tex: "So that's why you're cranky."

Narrator: "Said Tex."

Rex: "You're lonely."

Narrator: "Said Rex."

Big Mickey: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Big Mickey cranked."

Mr. Krabs: "So, it's company you be needing?"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Krabs."

Mr. Krabs: "Reminds me of a lonely old Grand Banks Lighthouse keeper."

Big Mickey: "Not another one of your stories!"

Narrator: "Cried Big Mickey."

Tex and Rex: "Oh, please, Mr. Krabs."

Narrator: "They chimed."

Tex and Rex: "We haven't heard it."

Mr. Krabs: "Twas in the middle of a wee naughty storm."

Narrator: "Mr. Krabs began."

Mr. Krabs: "The likes of which you see once in a lifetime."

Narrator: "This made Big Mickey very cranky. So cranky, that he swung his arm around, and dropped the pipes onto the ground, instead of the boxes."

Big Mickey: "Whoops."

Narrator: "Said Big Mickey."

Mr. Krabs: "You've blown the main now, matey!"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Krabs.

The TV characters were trapped."

Tex and Rex: "You're gonna get into trouble!"

Narrator: "Sang Tex and Rex."

Narrator: "Mayor Adam West was in his office, being measured for a new waist coat. When he heard the news, he left immediately for the harbor. Mayor West knew that any delay at the harbor could cause confusion."

Mayor Adam West: "You have made a terrible mess, Big Mickey."

Narrator: "He said sternly."

Big Mickey: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Big Mickey whispered."

Mayor Adam West: "You TV characters will have to stay here tonight until Little Ditcher clears up this mess in the morning."

Narrator: "Big Mickey's heart sank, as Mr. Krabs uttered those fateful words..."

Mr. Krabs: "That reminds me of a story.

It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring.

He barely made it round the cape. After a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch, he sailed into port, and crashed his bow about 15 feet from me.

Luckily, no one was hurt."

Big Mickey: "Except my ears!"

Narrator: "Wailed Big Mickey."

Narrator: "Mr. Krabs spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues, and brave little ships, and when the sun rose, he was still talking, and talking, and talking."

Big Mickey: "I can't take any more!"

Narrator: "Groaned Big Mickey.

Little Ditcher, the A-frame crane arrived."

Little Ditcher: "Mayor West sent me to help clear away this mess."

Narrator: "He puffed proudly.

Big Mickey was so glad the TV characters would be leaving soon, he forgot to be cranky."

Big Mickey: "I'll never misbehave again,"

Narrator: "He promised."

Big Mickey: "As long as I don't have to listen to any more of Mr. Krabs' stories!"

Narrator: "And after Little Ditcher, and the workmen had cleared the mess, Big Mickey worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the cargo, helped speed the TV characters on their way, and said 'please' and 'thank you'."

RS Mr. Conductor: "This is new."

Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor.

But he had spoken too soon. Big Mickey couldn't help himself."

Bart: "It was nice while it lasted."

Narrator: "Said Bart.

And all the TV characters laughed,

but Big Mickey was still cranky!"

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