Not So Slow Fillies is the second episode of the eighteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the four hundred and sixteenth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, No So Slow Coaches.


  • Spike as Thomas
  • Mr. Waddle as Hiro
  • Truffle Shuffle as Charlie
  • Mr. Cake as Connor
  • Mrs. Cake as Caitlin
  • Twilight Sparkle as Mavis
  • Apple Bloom as Annie
  • Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
  • Igneous Rock Pie as Farmer McColl (cameo)


Narrator: "There's nothing Spike likes more than taking Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle along his route.

But even though his fillies are very faithful, they do sometimes complain, especially when Spike goes a bit too fast."

Apple Bloom: "He's doing it again, Sweetie Belle."

Sweetie Belle: "I agree, Apple Bloom. He's going dreadfully fast."

Spike: (Laughs) "I can hear you two."

Narrator: "One day, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were complaining as usual."

Apple Bloom: "Spike, slow down."

Sweetie Belle: "My horn is rattling."

Narrator: "So Spike decided to be a little cheeky."

Spike: (Cackles)

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dearie me. What are you doing, Spike? Now you're going too slow."

Sweetie Belle: "You need to speed up if you're going to get us anywhere on time."

Spike: "But I thought you two wanted me to go slowly. Oh, well. If you want me to go fast..." (Cackles)

Sweetie Belle: "Clattering fillies!"

Apple Bloom: "Oh, that's much too fast."

Spike: (Laughs)

Apple Bloom: "Cheeky Spike!"

Sweetie Belle: "Cheeky, cheeky Spike!"

Spike: (Laughs)

Narrator: "By the time Spike arrived at the Ponyville Airfield, he was running rather late."

Spike: (Gasps) "Fire and scales! I'm suppose to be taking some changelings to the quarry after this."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Ooh!"

Narrator: "Meanwhile, Mrs. Cake was pulling into the yards. Mrs. Cake was a very fast unicorn indeed."

Truffle Shuffle: "Hello, Mrs. Cake. What are you doing here?"

Mrs. Cake: "I'm been going so fast I've loosen some fur, Truffle Shuffle. I need to go to the works and get them tighten. Can I leave my buffaloes here and come back for them later?"

Truffle Shuffle: "Sure thing, Mrs. Cake."

Narrator: "As Mrs. Cake pulled away, Spike arrived at the yards."

Spike: "Sorry, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. I'll have to leave you here for a while. I'm late for the quarry."

Sweetie Belle: "Well, if you hadn't been messing around, Spike. This wouldn't have happened."

Apple Bloom: "I agree. Too much going too fast. Then too much going too slow."

Narrator: "Spike hurried up to the quarry as fast as he could."

Twilight Sparkle: "Thanks, Spike. Empty changelings, and just in time."

Spike: (Panting) "You're welcome... Twilight."

Narrator: "Then he hurried back from the quarry. But..."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (Snoring)

Narrator: "Mrs. Cake came back at the yards first."

Mrs. Cake: "I've come to collect my buffaloes, Truffle Shuffle."

Truffle Shuffle: "Coming, Mrs. Cake.

Ooh. I've got a joke for you. How do bees get to school?"

Mrs. Cake: "Uh, I don't know."

Truffle Shuffle: "On a school buzz."

Truffle Shuffle and Mrs. Cake: (Laugh)

Narrator: "Truffle Shuffle was so busy joking, he accidentally put Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle over to Mrs. Cake along with her own buffaloes."

Apple Bloom: "Ooh. Oh, Spike must be back."

Sweetie Belle: "About time too." (Yawns)

"Now, don't go too fast, Spike.

(Gasps) "Spike? You're over there."

Apple Bloom: "Well, if he's over there, then who is pulling us?"

Spike: "Fizzling fire breath! Wait, Mrs. Cake! Come back!"

Sweetie Belle: "This is the fastest we've ever been."

Apple Bloom: "I don't like it at all!"

Sweetie Belle: "I've got my eyes closed."

Apple Bloom: "Does it help?"

Sweetie Belle: "No, not really."

Narrator: "At last, Mrs. Cake stopped at Sugar Cube Corner."

Sweetie Belle: "Thank goodness for that."

Mrs. Cake: "Hello, Carrot Cake. How about a race up to the castle?"

Apple Bloom: "Oh, dear. A race?"

Sweetie Belle: "Please say no. Please say no. Please say no."

Mr. Cake: "You're on, Cup Cake."

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "No!"

Mrs. Cake: "Ready. Set. Go!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "No!"

Spike: "No!"

Mrs. Cake: "Whee!"

Mr. Cake: "Yay, hey-hey-hey! Why-ha hey-hey! You'll never beat me, Cup Cake!"

Mrs. Cake: (Giggles) "We'll see about that."

Apple Bloom: "Oh!"

Sweetie Belle: "I'll never complain about Spike again!"

Apple Bloom: "No will I!"

Spike: "If I ever get Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle back, I'll never tease them again."

Narrator: "Spike puffed as fast as he could, but before he could get up to the castle..."

Spike: "Mrs. Cake!"

Mrs. Cake: "Spike!"

Spike: "Apple Bloom! Sweetie Belle!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Spike!"

Narrator: "Mrs. Cake was already on her way back, heading for the mainland."

Spike: "Oh, on."

Narrator: "Spike had to stop Mrs. Cake before she went over the Ponyville bridge to the mainland."

Spike: "Oh, no. I'm too late. I'll never be able to catch up with Mrs. Cake now."

Mr. Waddle: "Hello, Spike."

Spike: "Hello, Mr. Waddle."

Mr. Waddle: "It's a good thing I stopped Mrs. Cake. She was taking your fillies away."

Spike: "Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. You brought them back. Thank you."

Apple Bloom: "Yes! Thank you, Mr. Waddle."

Sweetie Belle: "Thank you indeed."

Spike: "Oh, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, I'm sorry I teased you."

Apple Bloom: "And we're sorry we complained about how fast you were going."

Sweetie Belle: "We'll never do it again."

Narrator: "Spike wanted to got even faster, but he was so happy to have Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle back, he just smiled."

Apple Bloom: "Although you are going a bit fast now."

Sweetie Belle: "Much too fast, if you ask me.

Apple Bloom: "You're so right, Sweetie Belle. Much too fast."

Spike, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (Laugh)

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