Ode to Cartman is BiggestThomasDuckGordonandDennisFan's South Park/Thomas song. It is dedicated to Eric Cartman, everyone's favorite fat kid.
We'll sing a song for Eric Cartman, He's fat, he's racist, he's proud
His coat is red, so strong and true, and his hat is really blue!
The racist kid on South Park, you can't forget his name
So when we've sung for Eric Cartman, well, let's sing it once again
Through wind and rain he walks on
On him we can rely
Reliable and useful too
And that's the reason why
The journeys never tire him out
He'll work all day and night
And everyone admires him
His blue hat gleams bright