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Omi's Ghostly Trick & Other Ash Stories is a TV Spoof to Percy's Ghostly Trick & Other Thomas Stories. It is composed of two Season 2 episodes and four Season 3 episodes narrated by George Carlin for the US, plus one song at the beginning.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Scott Summers as Gordon (Kirby Morrow)
  5. Al Smith as James (Yuri Lowenthal)
  6. Omi as Percy (Tara Strong)
  7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  8. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Jake "Razor" Clawson as Donald (Barry Gordon)
  10. Chance "T-Bone" Furlong as Douglas (Charlie Adler)
  11. Richie Foley as Oliver (Jason Marsden)
  12. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  13. Bailey as Annie (Emily Niebo)
  14. Marina as Clarabel (Lisa Ortiz)
  15. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  16. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  17. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
  18. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  19. Steven as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  20. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
  21. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  22. Peter Shepard as Toad (Ashley Johnson)
  23. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Frasier)
  24. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  25. Donkey Kong as BoCo (Richard Yearwood)
  26. Jodelle Kaye as Mavis (Janice Kawaye)
  27. Nora Shepard as Mrs. Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)
  28. Lexi Bunny as Daisy (Jessica DiCicco)

Stories

  1. Omi's Ghostly Trick
  2. Woolly Bear
  3. Ash and Omi's Mountain Adventure
  4. Escape!
  5. Richie Owns Up
  6. All At Sea

Song

  1. Ash's Anthem

Transcript

Ash's Anthem

  • Children: (singing) It's Ash the Pokemon Trainer. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite Pokemon trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. He's a really useful trainer With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Ash, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Ash, we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. There's Scott and Shaggy, Kevin, Al and Jackie, Bailey and Marina..
  • Boy: And don't forget Omi!
  • Children: (singing) Freakazoid and Sonic, Ken, Virgil and Lexi, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. Steven scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you, Ash we love you, Ash, We love you!

Omi's Ghostly Trick

  • (Noctowl hooting twice)
  • (Ghostly air horn blows)
  • Omi: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
  • Ash: Omi, what are you talking about?
  • Omi: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
  • Ash and Jackie: Where?
  • George Carlin: Asked Ash and Jackie.
  • Omi: He didn't say, oh it makes my feet wobble to think of it.
  • Ash: Pooh!
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You're just a silly little boy. I'm not scared.
  • Omi: Ash didn't believe in ghosts.
  • George Carlin: Said Omi next morning. His driver laughed.
  • Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story.
  • George Carlin: Omi was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour. Omi knew where he was, even in the dark.
  • Omi: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now.
  • George Carlin: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shoned green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
  • (A loud crash is heard as Omi hits the cart)
  • George Carlin: Omi broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box. Omi's driver explained what had happened.
  • Signalman: I'll see to it.
  • George Carlin: Said the Signalman.
  • Signalman: But you better clean Omi, or people will think he's a ghost.
  • George Carlin: Omi chuckled.
  • Omi: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Ash. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little boy.
  • George Carlin: Jackie promised to help. Ash was being oiled up for his evening train.
  • Jackie: Omi's had an accident!
  • George Carlin: Cried Jackie.
  • Ash: Poor boy.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
  • Jackie: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
  • Ash: Out with it, Jackie, I can't wait all evening.
  • Jackie: I've just seen something.
  • George Carlin: Said Jackie.
  • Jackie: It looked like Omi's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
  • Ash: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Jackie. I'll take care of you.
  • (We can hear a loud brake sound)
  • Omi: (ghostly voice) Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Omi.
  • Jackie: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
  • Omi: (ghostly voice) I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
  • (The doors open and reveal Omi all along)
  • Ash: Oh dear!
  • George Carlin: Explained Ash.
  • Ash: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Bailey and Marina.
  • George Carlin: It was morning when Ash returned.
  • Jackie: Where have you been?
  • George Carlin: Asked Jackie.
  • Ash: Ah well.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I knew you be sad about Omi, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...
  • (A ghostly whistle is heard)
  • Ash: Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train.
  • George Carlin: Omi was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
  • Omi: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
  • Jackie: Anyone would think...
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Jackie.
  • Jackie: ...that our Ash was just seen a ghost!

Woolly Bear

  • George Carlin: In the summer, the work crews cut the long grass along the tracks raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Omi stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station. Jackie then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.
  • Omi: Wheeeeeeeesh!
  • George Carlin: Omi gave a ghostly whistle.
  • Omi: Don't be frightened, Ash.
  • George Carlin: He laughed.
  • Omi: It's only me!
  • Ash: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You're like...
  • Omi: Ugly indeed. I'm...
  • Ash: Green caterpillar with red stripes.
  • George Carlin: Continued Ash firmly.
  • Ash: You crawl like one too.
  • Omi: I don't!
  • Ash: Who's been late every afternoon this week?
  • Omi: It's the hay.
  • Ash: I can't help that.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Time's time, and Steven relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.
  • Omi: Green caterpillar indeed.
  • George Carlin: Fumed Omi, as he set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.
  • Omi: Everyone says I'm handsome, or at least nearly anyone. Anyway, my curves are better than Ash's corners. Ash says I'm always late.
  • George Carlin: He grumbled.
  • Omi: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Ash? He can always catch up time farther on.
  • George Carlin: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble.
  • (The crate of treacle appears held by a crane it falls down and lands on Omi with a loud Wham!)
  • George Carlin: A crate of treacle was upset all over Omi. Omi was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.
  • Omi's Driver: Look at that!
  • George Carlin: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.
  • Omi's Driver: Take a run at it, Omi.
  • George Carlin: His driver advised. Omi gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his feet wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning feet and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Ash seethed impatiently.
  • Ash: Ten minutes late. I warned him. Passengers will complain and Steven...
  • George Carlin: Then they all saw Omi. They laughed and shouted.
  • (Passengers laughing)
  • Omi: Sorry I'm late.
  • George Carlin: Alex panted.
  • Ash: Look what's crawled out of the hay!
  • George Carlin: Teased Ash.
  • Omi: What's wrong?
  • George Carlin: Asked Omi.
  • Ash: Talk about hairy caterpillars.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Ash.
  • Ash: It's worth been late to have seen you.
  • George Carlin: When Omi got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.
  • (Omi gets shocked in the mirror)
  • Omi: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Jackie comes.
  • George Carlin: But it was no good. Ash told Jackie all about it.
  • (Workmen are seen clearing the hay out of Omi)
  • George Carlin: Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Ash and Jackie made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Omi thought they were really being very silly indeed!

Ash and Omi's Mountain Adventure

  • George Carlin: If someday you should see Ash Ketchum walking happily along the route, he may on his way to a village nestled deep in the heart of TV Land. One November morning, Ash whistled to all his friends.
  • Ash: It's nearly Thanksgiving and I'll bring you lots of letters and parcels.
  • George Carlin: But then, an early snowstorm came. The land was covered with thick snow. The characters found work difficult. Some had to help clear snow from the track and workmen hacked away at the frozen banks of ice. Ash and Omi were collecting important mail for Thanksgiving.
  • Ash: Driver says there's of mail for the village.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I'll need an extra car for it all.
  • George Carlin: Omi was feeling left out.
  • Omi: It's not fair, you're not leaving any mail for me.
  • George Carlin: But Omi's chance had come.
  • Ash's Driver: There's been a change of plan.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash's driver.
  • Ash's Driver: Steven needs us at the big station. Omi, you are to take Ash's train to the village.
  • George Carlin: Omi was delighted, but Ash was sad.
  • Ash: I won't be able to say happy Thanksgiving to all my friends.
  • Omi: Don't worry.
  • George Carlin: Said Omi kindly.
  • Omi: I'll do it for you.
  • Ash: It's not the same.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Ash. Omi was making good time on his way to the village when suddenly...
  • Omi's Driver: What's that?
  • George Carlin: Called his driver. There ahead was a fogman by the line. He was holding a red light.
  • Fogman: The village is cut off by the snow.
  • George Carlin: He shouted.
  • Fogman: We need snowploughs, workmen and a superhero. Leave your cars on the sidings and go back quickly.
  • George Carlin: Omi was soon steaming to Superman's airfield.
  • Omi: Peep, peep!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Omi.
  • Omi: Wake up, lazy-wings, the mountain villagers need your help. They're stranded.
  • Superman: With so.
  • George Carlin: Replied Superman.
  • Superman: I like an emergency to keep me warm.
  • George Carlin: And he flew away.
  • Omi: Now.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Omi.
  • Omi: What's next?
  • George Carlin: Suddenly, there was Ash with Freakazoid and the works train.
  • Ash: Come on, Omi.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Ash.
  • Ash: Follow me.
  • George Carlin: The two characters battled their way through the snow. At last, they reached the village. Superman was already there busily dropping food for Thanksgiving dinner to the people below. Freakazoid quickly got to work.
  • Freakazoid: Lovely stuff.
  • George Carlin: He said as he pushed the snow aside.
  • Villagers: Well done, Omi. Well done, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Cheered the villagers.
  • Ash: Omi, I just remembered. Your mail train is still back at the siding isn't it?
  • George Carlin: Omi hurried back to fetch it. Just then, Jackie arrived with Kitana.
  • Jackie: We've brought lots of hot drinks and food for the villagers.
  • George Carlin: He whistled. That night all the characters had gone back to the sheds, except Jackie. The villagers had made a plan to thank the characters. They loaded paint pots and parcels into Kitana and then they set off through the moonlit countryside. All the characters were fast asleep in the sheds as Jackie ran slently into the yard. He had no idea what the villagers were going to do, but he knew it was going to be a big surprise. When the characters woke the next morning they could not belive their eyes. The sheds had been repainted and decorated. The characters whistled in delight and everyone agreed that it was a really happy Thanksgiving.

Escape!

  • George Carlin: One day, Kevin was talking to Heathcliff when T-Bone stormed by. He was pulling a train of heavy coal Beedrill.
  • T-Bone: Come on, Kevin. Stop gossping in the sun when there's work to be done.
  • George Carlin: Later, Kevin spoke to T-Bone.
  • Kevin: Heathcliff and I are old friends and you and he had in lot of common too.
  • T-Bone: We do?
  • George Carlin: Quizzed T-Bone.
  • T-Bone: And what would that be?
  • Kevin: Scrap.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin quietly. T-Bone gasped.
  • T-Bone: Don't mention that word! It makes my feet wobble!
  • Kevin: It does the same to Heathcliff.
  • George Carlin: Replied Kevin.
  • Kevin: He was been sent to the scrapyard, but the Vicar and I saved him and now he's really useful again. Even so, Steven certainly does need another steam character here.
  • T-Bone: Aye, he does, and quickly.
  • George Carlin: That night, T-Bone was still working. He had taken the midnight goods train to a station at a faraway part of the island where only the diesels worked. He was just shunting, ready for his return journey, when...
  • T-Bone: That's sounds like a steam character.
  • George Carlin: He thought. The hiss came again.
  • T-Bone: Who's there?
  • George Carlin: Asked T-Bone. A whisper came.
  • Richie: Are you Steven's character.
  • T-Bone: Aye, and proud of it.
  • Richie: I'm Richie and I'm with my break van, Peter, we've run out of coal and had no more steam.
  • T-Bone: But what are you doing?
  • Richie: Escaping?
  • T-Bone: From what?
  • Richie: Scrap.
  • George Carlin: T-Bone shivered. Then, he remembered Kevin's story about saving Heathcliff.
  • T-Bone: I'll be glad to help ya. It lacked look those who were ready to scrap but I'm taking you away.
  • George Carlin: Their drivers and firemen agreed to help too. Everyone worked fast.
  • T-Bone: No time to turn round. I'll run tender first. Come on.
  • (Dog barking)
  • George Carlin: But before they could clear the station they were stopped.
  • Foreman: Aha!
  • George Carlin: Called the foreman.
  • Foreman: A teenager and a kid too. You can't take these.
  • Driver: Aye, but there all for us.
  • George Carlin: Said T-Bone's driver.
  • Driver: See for yourself.
  • George Carlin: The foreman looked all over Richie.
  • Foreman: Seems in order. Right away, guard.
  • (T-Bone and Richie make an escape)
  • T-Bone: That was a near thing.
  • Richie: We have worse.
  • George Carlin: Replied Richie and they forced ahead. It was daylight when their journey ended.
  • T-Bone: We're home!
  • George Carlin: Cried T-Bone
  • Driver: Shh!
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: There the works. We'll find a place for Richie.
  • George Carlin: Richie said goodbye and thank you, and T-Bone puffed away. The next day, T-Bone told the other characters all about Richie.
  • Al: Steven would have to know.
  • George Carlin: Said Al.
  • Scott: T-Bone should tell him at once.
  • George Carlin: Added Scott.
  • Steven: Well, here he is.
  • George Carlin: Said a voice.
  • Steven: Now what's this all about?
  • Virgil: Beg pardon, sir, but we do need another character.
  • Scott: Yes sir.
  • George Carlin: Ventured Scott.
  • Scott: A steam character, sir.
  • Steven: Well, unless one saved from scrap, there's little hope.
  • T-Bone: But sir, one has...
  • Steven: Yes indeed. And thanks to you, T-Bone, he is now at our works. Richie is just what we need for Virgil's branch line.
  • George Carlin: Everyone cheered. Now Richie and Peter are mended and painted in full great western colors. Virgil and Richie are happy on their branch line. The others laughed at first and called it "The Little Western". Virgil and Richie were delighted and so the little western, it will always be.

Richie Owns Up

  • George Carlin: On a clear day when the sky is blue and there is just enough breeze to blow the clouds away, you can stand on a big hill above the valley and watch Virgil and Richie far below, busily at work on Virgil's branch line near the sea. The two characters are very proud of their matching coats of gleaming color. Richie often talks about the time that T-Bone saved him from scrap.
  • Richie: If it wasn't for his help...
  • George Carlin: Richie would say.
  • Richie: I might have caught when I ran away from the scrapyard, and I would never come to live here on Steven's railway.
  • George Carlin: The other characters all wanted to know about Richie's adventures.
  • Shaggy: Amazing!
  • George Carlin: Remarked Shaggy.
  • Raimundo: Richie...
  • George Carlin: Said Al.
  • Al: ...has resource.
  • Scott: And sagacity.
  • George Carlin: Put in Scott.
  • Omi: What does that mean?
  • George Carlin: Whispered Omi.
  • Ash: I think...
  • George Carlin: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: ...it's about being clever and wise.
  • Scott: He is...
  • George Carlin: Finished Scott.
  • Scott: ...an example to us all.
  • George Carlin: I'm sorry to say that Richie became very puffed up in the smokebox.
  • Richie: Shaggy says I'm amazing. He's right.
  • George Carlin: He whistled as he swooshed along the line. One morning, Steven came to see him.
  • Steven: You are doing well. Now you must learn how to look after Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Every wise character knows that you cannot trust Beedrill. The other charactesr warned Richie but he took no notice.
  • Richie: You think I can manage.
  • George Carlin: He said huffly.
  • Richie: Scott knows better. He's says I'm sagacious.
  • Virgil: You may be good gracious or whatever you called it, but Beedrill can be troublesome and...
  • Ozzy: Say no more, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Interested Razor.
  • Razor: It's a pity, but the wee character just learned for itself.
  • George Carlin: Richie pulled some loaded Beedrill into a siding and pushed the empties into the chute. Then he came back to take the loaded Beedrill away. But they were comfortable and didn't want to move.
  • Beedrill: What right is he to poke his head in here? We want Virgil or Razor! Or T-Bone!
  • Richie: Look sharp.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Richie.
  • Beedrill: That's not the way to speak.
  • George Carlin: Hissed the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: We'll get even.
  • George Carlin: Richie heard nothing. The Beedrill move smoothly at first, then suddenly, Richie found them forced forward. His driver applied the brakes, but they were useless against the surging Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: On, on, on!
  • George Carlin: Yelled the Beedrill. Richie formed hard, but still they forced them on and on. At last, the Beedrill grew tired.
  • Richie: I'm winning.
  • George Carlin: Gasped Richie. But it was too late. Richie layed bruised and benuised, bunkered down in the turntable well. Virgil survaved the damaged.
  • Virgil: Hello, Richie. Are you being a good gracious character? Beg pardon, we really don't like this sort of surprise. Razor and T-Bone will miss their turntable until it was mended.
  • George Carlin: That night, Richie was hold gently to safety.
  • Richie: I'm sorry, sir.
  • George Carlin: He said to Steven.
  • Richie: I shouldn't listen to Virgil's advice. I don't feel good gracious or whatever it is. I just feel silly.
  • Steven: Well, Richie.
  • George Carlin: Replied Steven.
  • Steven: Now you know the damage Beedrill can do.
  • Richie: Yes I do, sir. I look like a load of scrap iron.
  • Steven: Oh, I don't think so.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Steven.
  • Steven: But you do need to go to the works to be mended.
  • George Carlin: The other characters now felt sorry for Richie.
  • Virgil: The branch line would be a same without you.
  • George Carlin: Whistled Virgil.
  • Virgil: Come back soon.
  • George Carlin: A few days later, Richie did come back. His coat paint glistended in the sun. He's a wiser character too and never made the same about Beedrill again.

All At Sea

  • George Carlin: Omi and Virgil like working at the Cartoon University. On a clear summer's night, there's no better place to be. The big ships bring passengers. Cargo ships carry machinery and other things. Virgil and Omi puffed backwards and forwards with the crates of cargo as they are loaded and unloaded by the keyside. One morning, Virgil and Omi noticed that the horizon was packed with sails flapping against the blue sky.
  • Virgil: I wish I could sail to faraway lands.
  • George Carlin: Sighed Virgil.
  • Omi: Characters can't go sailing.
  • George Carlin: Snorted Omi.
  • Omi: Because characters can't float.
  • George Carlin: Virgil still had his dreams. Suddenly, they were rudely interrupted.
  • Superman: Wakey, wakey.
  • George Carlin: Hovered Superman.
  • Virgil: I'm looking at the boats.
  • George Carlin: Replied Virgil.
  • Superman: That's the regatta. Lots of boats, lots of races. Great fun. I hover around in case I'm needed.
  • Virgil: Do you go to the horizon?
  • George Carlin: Asked Virgil.
  • Superman: Yes and beyond.
  • Omi: I didn't know there was a beyond.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Omi.
  • Virgil: Do you go to other places at sea?
  • George Carlin: Continued Virgil.
  • Superman: Certainly. I can land on ships you know. Anywhere, anytime. Goodbye.
  • George Carlin: Virgil sighed. He went on talking about the regatta all day. Omi lost patience.
  • Omi: Well, Virgil, I rather had my wheels on solid ground. Our rails can take us to all the places we can ever wish to see.
  • (We hear a siren wailing)
  • Virgil's Driver: That's an emergency.
  • George Carlin: Called Virgil's driver.
  • Virgil's Driver: I'll check with the harbourmaster.
  • George Carlin: He returned with bad news.
  • Virgil's Driver: A man taking part in the regatta had hurt his hand. We're to take him to the hospital at the next station. Superman's bringing him now. Come on.
  • (Virgil hurries to the scene just in time to see Superman land)
  • Superman: Good to see you again, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Whirred Superman as he landed carefully on the platform. The man was gently helped to safety.
  • Superman: My job is to stay at sea in case of other emergencies. Otherwise I will take this gentleman to hospital myself. Must fly. Goodbye.
  • George Carlin: Virgil set off on his journey. Soon he was steaming well and his wheels were thundering along the track. When they reached the station, the man thanked everyone and Sonic got ready to take him to the hospital.
  • Sonic: You look splendid flying along the line, Virgil.
  • George Carlin: Bloat Sonic.
  • Sonic: No wonder they called you a teenager.
  • Virgil: Thank you, Sonic. Omi's right.
  • George Carlin: He thought to himself.
  • Virgil: Characters are happiest when their feet are firmly on the rails.
  • George Carlin: That night, Omi and Virgil stayed a little longer at the key. The air was warm and the sea calmed.
  • Virgil: There's a shooting star.
  • George Carlin: Said Virgil.
  • Omi: Don't be daft.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Omi.
  • Omi: It's Superman. Look, he's hovering overhead.
  • George Carlin: Something fluttered down towards Virgil. His driver caught it.
  • Virgil's Driver: It's a flag from the regatta. Superman's giving it to you as a present, Virgil.
  • Virgil: That was kind of Superman.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Virgil.
  • Virgil: He may have whirly arms instead of wheels. But he seems to understand just what a character needs.
  • George Carlin: Virgil still wonders about the lands beyond the horizon. But I think he knows that, sometimes, the best travels are those we can only dream about. Don't you?

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