Omi and Superman & Other Stories is a Netflix Toons spoof to Percy and Harold & Other Stories. It contains the next eight Season 2 episodes narrated by Ringo Starr for the UK.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Scott Summers as Edward (Kirby Morrow)
  3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
  4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  5. Al Valentine as James (Yuri Lowenthal)
  6. Omi as Percy (Tara Strong)
  7. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
  8. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
  10. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  11. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainine Fraiser)
  12. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Jason Marsden)
  13. Bailey as Annie (Emily Niebo)
  14. Marina as Clarabel (Lisa Ortiz)
  15. Umberto as The Spiteful Break Van (Scottie Ray)
  16. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
  17. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
  18. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
  19. Bugs Bunny as Sir Topham Hatt (Jeff Bergman)
  20. Jerry Lewis as The Inspector (Jess Harrnell)
  21. Wario as The Barber (Carlos Alazraqui)
  22. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  23. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
  24. Nora Shepard as Mrs Kyndley (Melanie Chartoff)
  25. Layla Mackenzie as The Storyteller (Linda Rae)


  1. Omi and Superman
  2. The Runaway
  3. Omi Takes The Plunge
  4. Pop Goes Ken
  5. Dirty Work
  6. A Close Shave
  7. Better Late Than Never
  8. Umberto


Omi and Superman

  • Ringo Starr: Omi worked hard at the Cartoon Academy. The workmen needed stone for their building. Jackie helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy and Omi had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes he'd see Ash.
  • Ash: Well done, Omi. Bugs Bunny is very pleased with us.
  • Ringo Starr: An airfield was closed by. Omi heard the airplane zooming overhead all day. The noises of all was a superhero.
  • Omi: Stupid thing!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi.
  • Omi: Why can't and go and buzz somwhere else?
  • Ringo Starr: One day, Omi stopped at the airfield.
  • Omi: Hello.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi.
  • Omi: Who are you?
  • Superman: I'm Superman.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the superhero.
  • Superman: Who are you?
  • Omi: I'm Omi. What whirly great arms you've got.
  • Superman: They're nice arms.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Superman.
  • Superman: I can hover like a bird. Don't you wish you could hover?
  • Omi: Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.
  • Superman: I think railways are slow.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Superman.
  • Superman: They're not much use and quite out of date.
  • Ringo Starr: He whirled his arms and buzzed away. Omi found Jackie at the quarry.
  • Omi: I say Jackie. That Superman, that stuck up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date. Just let him wait. I'll show him.
  • Ringo Starr: He collected his Beedrill and started off still fuming. Soon, they heard a familar buzzing.
  • Driver: Omi.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered his driver.
  • Driver: There's Superman. He's not far ahead. Let's race him.
  • Omi: Yes, let's.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi. Omi pounded along, the Beedrill screamed and swayed.
  • Driver: Well, I'll be a ding-dong dang!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver. There was Superman. The race was on!
  • Driver: Go it, Omi!
  • Ringo Starr: He yelled.
  • Driver: You're ganging!
  • Ringo Starr: Omi had never been allowed to go fast before. He was having the time of his life.
  • Omi: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: He panted to the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: We don't want to, we don't want to.
  • Ringo Starr: They grumbled. It was no use. Omi was bucketing along with flying wheels and Superman was high and alongside. The fireman shoveled for dear life.
  • Driver: Well done, Omi!
  • Ringo Starr: Shouted the driver.
  • Driver: We're ganging! We're going ahead! Oh good boy, good boy!
  • Ringo Starr: A distant signal warned them that the harbour wharf was near.
  • Omi: Peep peep peep! Brakes, guard, please?
  • Ringo Starr: The driver carefully checked the train's headlong speed. They rolled onto the main line, and haulted on the wharf.
  • Omi: Oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: Groaned Omi.
  • Omi: I'm sure we've lost.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman scrambled to the cab roof.
  • Fireman: We've won, we've won!
  • Ringo Starr: He shouted.
  • Fireman: Superman's still hovering. He's looking for a place to land. Listen, boys.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman called.
  • Fireman: Here's a song for Omi. (singing) Said Superman to our Omi you are slow. Your railway is out of date and not much used you know, but Omi and his stone Beedrill did the trip in record time, and we beat the helicopter on our old branch line.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi loved it.
  • Omi: Oh, thank you!
  • Ringo Starr: He said. He liked the last line best of all, and was a very happy kid.

The Runaway

  • Ringo Starr: Ash Ketchum was ill. Workmen had try to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Bugs: Scott must send you to the works.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny. Ash felt very miserable. Then, Bugs Bunny spoke to Virgil.
  • Bugs: I want you to help Omi and Jackie while Ash is away.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil was delighted. He already knew Omi and soon made friends with Jackie and Sonic. Freakazoid gave him a big welcome too.
  • Freakazoid: Take care of Ash's coaches.
  • Ringo Starr: He advised.
  • Freakazoid: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil was very gentle with the coaches. Bailey and Marina were impressed.
  • Bailey and Marina: Such nice manners.
  • Ringo Starr: They told each other.
  • Bailey and Marina: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • Ringo Starr: When Ash came back, Bailey and Marina told him how well Virgil had managed. Ash was so happy to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Ash's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Ash found this most embarrasing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Ash's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Shaggy's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Ash's handbrake. Ash simmered happily.
  • Ash: Not long now.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought. As he saw Shaggy slowly approaching. But Ash's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Bailey and Marina: Stop! Stop!
  • Ringo Starr: Shrieked Bailey and Marina. But Ash, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • Ringo Starr: There ready for action was Superman. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Ash was tiring.
  • Ash: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • Ringo Starr: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Ash saw Superman land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • Ringo Starr: At last Ash stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Superman.
  • Superman: Think nothing of it.
  • Ringo Starr: Whirred Superman.
  • Superman: Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Phew.
  • Ringo Starr: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: We must never let this happen again, Ash.
  • Ringo Starr: Weirdly, Ash agreed with him.

Omi Takes The Plunge

  • Ringo Starr: One day, Shaggy wanted to rest, but Omi was talking to some birds. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Ash.
  • Omi: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
  • Bumpty: Oh, Omi, you are brave.
  • Rikochet: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to a character with determination.
  • Raphael: Tell us more, Omi.
  • Shaggy: What are you characters doing here?
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: This shed is for Bugs Bunny's characters. Go away. Silly things.
  • Ringo Starr: Shaggy snorted.
  • Omi: They're not silly.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi had been enjoying himself.
  • Shaggy: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to a character with determination. Huh.
  • Omi: Anyway.
  • Ringo Starr: Said cheeky Omi.
  • Omi: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
  • Ringo Starr: He ran off to the harbour singing.
  • Omi: Once a character carrying some flowers was afraid of a few drops of rain.
  • Shaggy: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
  • Ringo Starr: Huffed Shaggy. Ash was looking at the board on the key.
  • Ash: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Ash: That's orders.
  • Omi: Why?
  • Ash: Danger means falling down something.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
  • Omi: I can't see a mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
  • Omi: Stupid board.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi. Omi made a plan. One day, he whispered to the Beedrill.
  • Omi: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key?
  • Ringo Starr: The Beedrill had never asked to bump a character before. They giggled and chattered about it.
  • Omi: Driver doesn't know my plan.
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Omi.
  • Beedrill: On, on, on!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed the Beedrill. Omi thought they were helping.
  • Omi: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the Beedrill will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
  • Ringo Starr: Every wise character knows that you cannot trust Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Go on, go on!
  • Ringo Starr: They yelled, and bumped Omi's driver and fireman off the footplate.
  • Omi: Ow!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Omi, sliding pass the board. Omi was frantic.
  • Omi: That's enough!
  • (Omi falls into the water)
  • Ringo Starr: Omi was sunked.
  • Bugs: You are a very disobeident kid.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi knew that voice.
  • Omi: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
  • Bugs: No Omi, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to obey orders.
  • Omi: Yes, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Omi. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Shaggy's goods train.
  • Shaggy: Well, well, well!
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Did you like the water?
  • Omi: No.
  • Shaggy: I am surprised. You need more determination, Omi. Water's nothing to a character with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
  • Ringo Starr: Omi is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.

Pop Goes Ken

  • Ringo Starr: Virgil is very proud of being a teenager. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard, too, and makes everything go like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The Beedrill and Arcanine behaved well. The passengers even stopped grumbling. But the characters didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Virgil: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil told them.
  • Virgil: The teenager way, or the wrong way. I'm a teenager and...
  • Shaggy, Terry and Al: Don't we know it!
  • Ringo Starr: They groaned. The characters were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Bugs Bunny introduce him.
  • Bugs: Here is Ken. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Virgil.
  • Ken: Good morning.
  • Ringo Starr: Purred Ken in an oily voice.
  • Ken: Please to meet you, Virgil. Is that Al and Shaggy and Terry too? I am delighted to meet such famous characters.
  • Ringo Starr: The silly characters were flattered.
  • Characters: He has very good manners.
  • Ringo Starr: They murmured.
  • Characters: We are pleased to have in our yard.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil had his doubts.
  • Virgil: Come on!
  • George Carlin: He said. Ken purred after him.
  • Ken: Your worthy Bun...
  • Virgil: Bugs Bunny to you.
  • Ringo Starr: Ordered Virgil. Ken looked hurt.
  • Ken: Your worthy Bugs Bunny thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We villains don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Virgil: Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my Beedrill while I fetch Terry's Arcanine.
  • Ringo Starr: Ken delighted to show off, purred away. When Virgil returned, Ken was trying to take some Beedrill from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Ken found them hard to move. Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Beedrill: Oh! Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: The Beedrill groaned.
  • Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil watched with interest. Ken lost patience.
  • Ken: Grrr!
  • Ringo Starr: He roared, and gave a great heave. The Beedrill jerked forward.
  • Beedrill: Ohhh!
  • Ringo Starr: They screamed.
  • Beedrill: We can't! We won't!
  • Ringo Starr: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Ken: Grrrr!
  • Virgil: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Virgil. Ken recovered and try to push the Beedrill back, but they wouldn't move. Virgil ran quietly around to collect the other Beedrill.
  • Virgil: Thank you for arranging these, Ken. I must go now.
  • Ken: Don't you want this lot?
  • Virgil: No thank you.
  • Ringo Starr: Ken gulped.
  • Ken: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Virgil: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Ken: Grrrr!
  • Ringo Starr: Ken had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the Beedrill were laughing and singing at him.
  • Beedrill: Beedrill are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts Ken, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong Beedrill out, Pop goes Ken!
  • Ken: Grrr!
  • Ringo Starr: Growled Ken, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

Dirty Work

  • Ringo Starr: Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club was sulking. The Beedrill would not stop singing rudely at him. Virgil was horrified.
  • Virgil: Shut up!
  • Ringo Starr: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Virgil: I'm sorry our Beedrill were rude to you, Ken,
  • Ringo Starr: Ken was still furious.
  • Ken: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Shaggy: Nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: Virgil would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the Beedrill. That would be dis...dis...
  • Terry: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terry.
  • Al: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Put in Al.
  • Shaggy: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Finished Shaggy. Ken hated Virgil. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Virgil. Next day, he spoke to the Beedrill.
  • Ken: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Virgil told me one about Terry. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Terry I told you.
  • Ringo Starr: And he sniggered away.
  • Beedrill: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Guffawed the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Terry will be cross with Virgil when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Virgil for bumping us.
  • George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Terry, Shaggy and Al found out why.
  • Terry: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Terry.
  • Al: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Al.
  • Shaggy: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: We cannot allow it.
  • Ringo Starr: They consulted together.
  • Shaggy: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Shaggy: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil was tired out. The Beedrill had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: Hooosh!
  • Al: Keep out!
  • Virgil: Stop fooling.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Virgil.
  • Virgil: I'm tired.
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: So are we.
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed the characters.
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: We're tired of you. We like Ken. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the Beedrill.
  • Virgil: I don't!
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: You do!
  • Virgil: I don't!
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: You do!
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny came to stop the noise.
  • Terry: Virgil called me a galloping sausage!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Terry.
  • Al: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Al.
  • Shaggy: I'm old square wheels!
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed Shaggy.
  • Bugs: Well, Virgil?
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil considered.
  • Virgil: I only wish sir.
  • Ringo Starr: He said gravely.
  • Virgil: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Bugs: (clearing throat)
  • Terry, Al and Shaggy: He made Beedrill laugh at us.
  • Ringo Starr: Accused the characters. Bugs Bunny recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Bugs: Did you, Virgil?
  • Virgil: Certainly not, sir. No character will be as mean as that.
  • Ringo Starr: Ken lurked up.
  • Bugs: Now, Ken, you heard what Virgil said.
  • Ken: I can't understand it, sir, to think that Virgil of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but no nothing.
  • Bugs: I see.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny. Ken squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Bugs: I'm sorry, Virgil, but you must go to Scott's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Virgil: As you wish, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil trundled sadly away, while Ken smirked with triumph.

A Close Shave

  • Ringo Starr: Virgil Hawkins walked sadly to Scott's academy.
  • Virgil: It's not fair.
  • Ringo Starr: He complained.
  • Virgil: Ken has been telling lies about me and made Bugs Bunny and all the characters think I'm horrid.
  • Ringo Starr: Scott smiled.
  • Scott: I know you weren't, and so does Bugs Bunny. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these Beedrill?
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil felt happier with Scott, and set to work at once. The Beedrill were silly, heavy and noisy. The two characters have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Virgil: Goodbye!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Virgil, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Virgil love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Virgil: It was the guard's warning whistle.
  • Beedrill: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Ringo Starr: They yelled.
  • Driver: Hurry, Virgil, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver. They raced through Scott's station, but the Beedrill were catching up.
  • Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Ringo Starr: The driver was gaining control.
  • Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Ringo Starr: Al was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Driver: It's up to you now, Virgil.
  • Ringo Starr: Cried the driver. Virgil put every ounce of wait and steam against the Beedrill.
  • Virgil: It's too late!
  • Ringo Starr: Virgil groaned and shut his eyes. He veered into a siding where Wario had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Ringo Starr: The silly Beedrill were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the Beedrill didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Virgil: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Gasped Virgil.
  • Virgil: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Wario: No I won't.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Wario.
  • Wario: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Ringo Starr: And he lathered Virgil's face all other. Poor Virgil! Ash was helping to pull the Beedrill away when Bugs Bunny arrived.
  • Wario: I do not like characters popping through my walls.
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed Wario.
  • Bugs: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: But you must know that this character and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Wario: Oh.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Wario.
  • Wario: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Ringo Starr: He filled the basin of water to wash Virgil's face.
  • Wario: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave character.
  • Virgil: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Bugs: You were very brave indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I'm proud of you.
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Virgil.
  • Bugs: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Virgil: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Bugs: Of course.
  • Virgil: But sir, they don't like me. They like Ken.
  • Bugs: Not now. I never believed Ken, so I sent him packing. The characters were sorry and want you back.
  • Ringo Starr: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Virgil Hawkins.

Better Late Than Never

  • Ringo Starr: The characters were finding life difficult. Workmen were mending the viaduct on the main line. The arches needed strenghtany. Bugs Bunny did not want to close the railway while the work was done and so repairs took a long time. The characters have to take great care when crossing the viaduct and the delay often made them late on their journey to the junction where they knew Ash would be ready to collect his passengers. Ash grew crosser and crosser.
  • Ash: Time's time.
  • Ringo Starr: He grumbled.
  • Ash: Why should I keep my passengers waiting while Shaggy and Al dawdle about all day on viaducts?
  • Shaggy: Don't blame me.
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Shaggy.
  • Shaggy: If we hurried to cross the viaduct, it might collapsed, and then you have no passengers at all. What would you do then?
  • Ash: Run my train on time for one thing.
  • Ringo Starr: Retorted Ash. He hurried away before Shaggy could answer. Sonic was impatient too. He was time to arrived just after Ash. His passengers found that, instead of going straight from the hedgehog till their train, they were kept waiting till Ash arrived. Soon Sonic grew cross with Ash.
  • Sonic: Late again!
  • Ringo Starr: He remarked as Ash panted wearily in.
  • Sonic: We may be friends, but I thought you could go fast, Ash. It's time we had another race. I reckon I can beat you now.
  • Ringo Starr: Ash let off steam loudly.
  • Ash: Rubbish!
  • Ringo Starr: He hissed fiercely.
  • Ash: It's those main line characters. They differ about on the viaduct, and they blamed Bugs Bunny's workmen. It's just an excuse for laziness if you ask me.
  • Ringo Starr: One day, Al was later than ever at the junction.
  • Al: I'm sorry, Ash.
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed.
  • Al: I was held up at the station, and the viaduct made it worse.
  • Ash: It's lucky for you I'm a guaratee connection.
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled Ash. Before Al could answer, he puffed importantly away.
  • Ash: Come along, come along!
  • Ringo Starr: He panted to the coaches Bailey and Marina did their best but Ash still found that he couldn't save much time. Suddenly, Ash saw Sonic ahead. His radiator was steaming.
  • Ash: What's the matter?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Ash.
  • Ash: You should be at the station by now. You're late.
  • Sonic: I feel dreadful.
  • Ringo Starr: Moaned Sonic.
  • Sonic: All upset inside and driver says he can't make me better. Thank goodness you're late too. Can you take my passengers please? They'll never get home overwise.
  • Ash: Of course.
  • Ringo Starr: Agreed Ash. He now felt sorry for Sonic, and promised to get help at the next station. Ash set off again already he felt much more cheerful and Sonic's passengers, travelling in Bailey and Marina all reached home safely. When Sonic was better he came to thank Ash.
  • Sonic: I'm sorry I teased you about being late.
  • Ash: That's all right.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Ash.
  • Ash: I'm glad I can help. There are times when being late isn't such a bad thing after all.
  • Ringo Starr: With the last cheerful greeting, the two friends went back to work.


  • Ringo Starr: Ozzy and Drix are cells, and have arrived from the City of Hector to help Bugs Bunny, but only one character had been expected. The cells meant well, but did cause confusion. Steven had given them numbers, Ozzy 9 and Drix 10, but he was still planning to send one character home. There was Umberto in the yard that had taken a dislike to Drix. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Drix began to worry. Ozzy, his friend, was angry.
  • Ozzy: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ozzy.
  • Ozzy: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Umberto: You can't!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Umberto.
  • Umberto: I'm essential!
  • Ozzy: Och are you?
  • Ringo Starr: Ozzy burst out.
  • Ozzy: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Drix, would ya? Take that!
  • Umberto: Ow, oh, oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Umberto.
  • Ozzy: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • Ringo Starr: Umberto behave better after that. Until one day, Ozzy had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time.
  • (Ozzy crashes into the signal box)
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny was most annyoed.
  • Bugs: I am disappointed, Ozzy. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Drix back and keep you.
  • Ozzy: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Ozzy.
  • Bugs: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Al will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. Al won't like that.
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny was right. Al grumbled dreadfully.
  • Drix: Anyone would think.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Drix.
  • Drix: That Ozzy had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about a character and some tar wagons.
  • Al: Shut up!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Al.
  • Al: It's not funny.
  • Ringo Starr: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Drix: Well, well, well!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Drix.
  • Drix: Surely, Al, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • Ringo Starr: Al didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Umberto: He's cross!
  • Ringo Starr: Sniggered Umberto.
  • Umberto: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Beedrill: Hold back!
  • Ringo Starr: Giggled the Beedrill to each other. Al did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Scott's station. Luckily, Drix was there.
  • Al: Help me up the hill, please! (pants)
  • Ringo Starr: Panted Al.
  • Al: These Beedrill are playing tricks.
  • Drix: We'll show them.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Drix. Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the Beedrill up the hill. But Al was losing steam.
  • Al: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Drix: Leave it to me!
  • Ringo Starr: Shouted Drix. The guard was anxious.
  • Guard: Go steady! Umberto's breaking!
  • (Drix smashes Umberto to bits)
  • Ringo Starr: Umberto was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Scott came to clear the mess. Bugs Bunny was on board.
  • Bugs: I might have known it would be Drix.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Scott: Drix was grand, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Scott.
  • Scott: Al had no steam left, but Drix worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Bugs: Two would have been enough.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I want to be fair, Drix, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • Ringo Starr: Bugs Bunny was making up his mind about something, but that's another story.

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