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The series features the exploits of Paige McCullough, and her long-suffering wife, Margaret, in their battle against the trials of modern life. After being forced to take involuntary early retirement, the series followed Paige's various efforts to keep herself busy, whilst encountering various misfortunes and misunderstandings.

List of One Wheel in the Heap episodes


(Opening theme):


They say I might as well face the truth.

That I'm just too long in the tooth.

Oh I'm an O.A.P. and weak-kneed

But I have not yet quite gone to seed.


I may be over the hill now that I have retired.

Fading away but I'm not yet expired.

Clapped out, rundown, too old to save

One wheel in the heap.


(Closing theme):


They say I might as well face the truth.

That I'm just too long in the tooth.

I've started to deteriorate

And now I've passed my own sell-by date.


Oh I am no spring chicken it's true.

I have to pop my teeth in to chew.

And my old knees have started to knock.

I've just got too many miles on the clock.


So It's a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways.

It's true my life as seen better days.

But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave.

One wheel in the heap.

One wheel in the heap.

One wheel in the heap.

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