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Template:NavFlex Strong Bad and the On Point Kings form a Military alliance with the Homestarmy.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Several On Point Kings New Recruits, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, Frank Bennedetto, Pom Pom, New Homestarmy Recruits, Poopsmith, Poopertroopers, King of Town

Places: Computer Room, Strong Badia, Homestars house/Homestarmy base, King of Towns Castle



  • STRONG BAD: {clears screen, typing}: You know, your right, I'll be back.
  • {gets up}
  • {cuts to strong Badia, strong bad stands on a box in front of several silohueted figures, two of which are strong mad and The Cheat, several others unidentified}
  • Strong Bad: Hey everyone, listen uh, a guy just emailed me saying we should form an alliance with the homestarmy.
  • Several people: What!!!!
  • One Guy: He's crazy {Strong Mad punches him}
  • Another girl: Lets do it.
  • Strong Bad: Al right, some of us has to go to the Homestarmies uh... fortress and negotiate, any volunteers? {Strong Mad, Strong Bad and the Cheat raise their hands}
  • Strong Bad: {with Russian accent} Alright comrades, lets go get an alliance! {all recruits cheer, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat walk off screen}
  • Another Guy: Can strong Bad volunteer? {second guy shrugs}
  • {Cuts to front of Homestars house, an African American Boy and Asian American Girl stand guard outside}
  • Strong Bad: Uh...hi.
  • Boy Guard (Sleepily): Oh, hello.
  • Strong Bad: We are here to see Colonel (pronounces as spelled) Crapf-I mean homestar runner.
  • Girl Guard:: Why? (pulls out spoon) are here to kill the Colonel?
  • Strong Bad: I would like to do that. (boy guard begins beating him with the spoon)
  • The Cheat: {The Cheat Noises}
  • Guard #2: Oh, you wish an alliance, Joe, stop beating up the messenger.
  • {First guard gets up, leaving behind a battered strong bad}.
  • Guard #2: You can pass
  • {cuts to interior, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are walking through homestarrunners house, people seen drinking cold ones, laughing and playing games}
  • {Camera zooms into homestarrunners room where Pom-Pom and a girl are standing guard outside, mumbling heard inside}
  • Girl Guard: State your business.
  • Strong Mad: ALLIANCE!
  • Pom-Pom: {bubbles approvingly}
  • {Pom-Pom seen opening a slide door and bubbling inside}
  • Homestar Runner: Can't you see I'm drafting new recruits in here general Pom.
  • Pom-Pom: {bubbles annoyingly}
  • Homestar runner: Oh, well send them in.
  • {Scene changes to Homestars room, where he is scene in front of several appliances, Coach Z, Strong Sad and Frank Bennedetto standing beside him}
  • Homestar Runner: Well, I hear that you wish to seek an alliance to help overthrow the king of town.
  • Strong Bad: Uh, yeah.
  • Homestar Runner: Ok

{scene changes to above the King of Towns castle. Soldiers march to hill near castle}

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