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  • Pj: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A POKEMON CARDS! CAN I HAVE IT MOM???????</li>
      • Ms. Lehrer: No Pj it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Pokemon sweater.
      • Mr Lehrer: And it's a phony.
      • Pj: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE POKEMON CARDS! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!
      • Judy Woodruff:YOU MUST DIE!
      • Narrator: Meanwhile, Pj's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.
      • Joycelyn: Look, Angelina. There's Pj having a temper tantrum.
      • Angelina: Ms Woodruff! Pj's throwing a tantrum!
      • Ms Woodruff: Of all the cruddy, sappy, assy, bitchy things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!
      • Angelina: When?
      • Ms Woodruff: Tomorrow.
      • Ms Woodruffs class exept Pj and Ms Woodruff: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL PJ!
      • Narrator: Meanwhile PJ is being dragged into the car.
      • PJ: SAVE ME, ANGELINA! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Narrator: When Pj got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.
      • Pj: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT POKEMON CARDS WITH THE POKMOON HAPPY MEAL! TOO LATE!!!
      • Robert MacNeil: What's wrong, Pj?
      • Pj: I wanted to get a pokemon cards with a pokemon happy meal, but I couldn't get it! It's all Judy Woodruff's fault!
      • Jim Lehrer: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.
      • Pj: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND JUDY WOODRUFF FOR ME??
      • Jim Lehrer: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.
      • DW: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PEICE OF BULLSHIT, JIM LEHRER!
      • Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Pj's class is slowly walking into her room.
      • Pj's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Pj, gotta gotta kill Pj....
      • Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Pj's room, Pj got even more scared. Then, they got in.
      • Vincent Price: I HATE YOU PJ!
      • Diana Rigg: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
      • Gwen Ifill: THIS IS REVENGE, PJ! REVENGE!
      • Ms Woodruff: IT'S TIME TO DIE!
      • Margaret Warner : YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!
      • Pj: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
      • Narrator: And so, Pj's class got to play with the pokemon cards.
      • Pj's class: Wow! This is fun!
      • Pj: I WANNA GO HOME!</li>
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