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Transcript (Part 1)

  • Storyteller: One day, Pj, Angelina, and her friends went to a video store, but when PJ saws Pokemon cards, it happened.
  • PJ: Can I have that Pokemon cards, pretty please?
  • Elbe River: Nah!
  • Monte Rosa: And...uh..don't you think you already have many videos of that Pikachu?
  • PJ: [bawls] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT POKEMON CARDS! I WANT TO COMPLETE MY POKEMON CARDS COLLECTION!!!!!!! [tarzan yell] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHAOAOAHAAAOAHAOAHAOAHA!!!!!!!!!
  • Domtendo and Moselle River: NO AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!
  • PJ: BUT I STILL WANT THAT POKEMON CARDS!!!!!!! [roars RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: The next day, PJ, Angelina, and her friends went to a toy store. When PJ saws Pokemon cards, he went crazy!!!!
  • PJ: WOWOWOWOW!!!!!! Can I PLEASE have Pokemon cards? It sounds like a fun game!
  • Rhine River: Sorry. You have many Pokemon cards at home.
  • Danube River: And those games cost money.
  • PJ: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! I WANT POKEMON!!!!!!!! WAAARGHHHHH!!!!
  • Ems River: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!
  • PJ: NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT CARD!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: Then Angelina and her friends ran away from PJ throws a tantrum when the Happiness Charge PreCure arrive.
  • Cure Fortune: HEY! What is going on?!?!
  • PJ: I wanted Pokemon, but they said no! Plus, my parents don't want to drag me out of the store!! You can't stop me!!! NEVER!!!!!!
  • Cure Lovely: Honey, Blue, Queen Mirage, Fortune, Princess, Deep Mirror, Hosshiwa, your duty is to defeat PJ. Me and Queen Mirage will take him to jail after you do.
  • Cure Princess: Yes!
  • Cure Fortune: Whatever.
  • Cure Honey: Aye Aye, Mirage!
  • Queen Mirage: Yes, Mirage!
  • Blue: Okay!
  • Deep Mirror: Right!
  • Hosshiwa: Yes!
  • Storyteller: So later, Lovely, Blue, Queen Mirage, Fortune, Princess, Deep Mirror, and Hosshiwa were playing dodgeball in a field.
  • Cure Lovely: Are you ready?
  • Cure Princess: On the count of 3!
  • Everyone: 1...2...3...
  • Queen Mirage and Deep Mirror: GO!
  • Hosshiwa: Whoops!
  • Blue: FIRE!
  • PJ: (gets attacked by multiple dodgeballs) NOOOOOO!!!!!! (Falls into the ravine)
  • Cure Honey: Retreat! Retreat!!
  • Cure Fortune:Yeah, this fuckin' kid can't get out of this shitty
  • Phantom (hits the ball at his sister)
  • Queen Mirage: Hey, you hit the ball at me.
  • Phantom: Sorry, my fault.
  • Storyteller: Several screams escaped from PJ, as he was defeated and fell into the ravine, he was SO flabbergasted!
  • Everyone: HOORAY!! WE DEFEATED PJ!!!
  • PJ: WHOOAAAA! (Shifts his body upright so that he lands on his feet) Phew!
  • Queen Mirage: (jumping into the ravine) What's the matter, kiddo?
  • PJ: My friends hit me with dodge balls and I fell into the ravine and almost got hurt!
  • Queen Mirage: (Peeks inside the ravine) You can talk to them for four months!
  • PJ: NOOOOO!!!!! NOT FOUR MONTHS!!!!!
  • Phantom: Yes! You will stay in jail for four months!!
  • Cure Fortune: We're going to handcuff you, Peanut!
  • PJ: NOOOO!!!!! NOT HARSH JUDGEMENT!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
  • Cure Lovely and Cure Princess: Goodbye forever! See you never!
  • Newspaper Boy come running across the screen: PJ! PJ!
  • Storyteller: News of PJ's disgrace rocked the nation! A tear for his beloved sister Danella and a tear for his sister Christina. It was yet a white christmas and yuletide filled the air.
  • Moselle River: There! Now you can stay here and think of how you can make yourself useful!
  • PJ: How long will I stay here for?
  • Queen Mirage: You were supposed for seven years.
  • PJ: NOOOO!!!!! NOT SEVEN YEARS!!!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!
  • Northa: Yes! Seven years! Goodbye!
  • PJ: WAAAAAA!!!! get out of here!
  • Domtendo and Moselle River: SHUT UP!!!!!
  • Storyteller: Northa and her friends played Pokemon Cards.
  • Everyone: WOW! This is fun!
  • PJ: I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!! Wait, if I'm good enough, maybe they will release me early!
  • Storyteller: Poor Peanut was very sad. He was missing all the fun. I think he deserved his punishment. Don't you? Well, he broke out of jail 2 hours later.
  • PJ: I'm home.
  • Danube River: Peanut, you are so grounded for 8,000,000,000 years. You do not break out of jail.
  • Rhine River: I agree with your mom. Go to bed right now!
  • PJ: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Storyteller: The next day, PJ rose and shined until Danube River told him to come downstairs.
  • Danube River: Get downstairs right now.
  • PJ: Oh my god. Northa, Joycelyn, Angelina, Queen Mirage, Judy Woodruff, Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Moselle River, Elbe River, Zugspitze, Monte Rosa, Matterhorn, Cure Honey, Cure Fortune, Deep Mirror, Hosshiwa, Phantom, Weser River, Jim Lehrer, Robert MacNeil, Margaret Warner, Domtendo, Neckar River, Ems River and Grossglockner are here. WHY??!!
  • Danube River: Because you're grounded. So, we decided to invite them over.
  • PJ: Northa, Joycelyn, Angelina, Queen Mirage, Judy Woodruff, Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Moselle River, Elbe River, Zugspitze, Monte Rosa, Matterhorn, Cure Honey, Cure Fortune, Deep Mirror, Hosshiwa, Phantom, Weser River, Jim Lehrer, Robert MacNeil, Margaret Warner, Domtendo, Neckar River, Ems River and Grossglockner. I'm so sorry.
  • Queen Mirage: I can't accept your applogy.
  • Hosshiwa: Bye the way, you will not appear in the friends band. You will be in deep history.
  • Blue: I agree with Hosshiwa and Queen Mirage. We will all send you to your room.
  • PJ: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • PJ: Hey Phantom. What color did you make the walls.
  • Phamtom: Red, because that's my favorite color. You will have a red wall for the rest of your life. We will send your younger friends in the basement and you will sleep alone from now on.
  • PJ: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Deep Mirror: We also added some light red accents to your walls.
  • Phantom: Deep Mirror and I will add girly stuff to your room like barbie dolls, bratz dolls, dollhouses, unicorns, ponies, and all the girl Power rangers in your room.
  • Deep Mirror: You will be forced to watch girly shows like Bratz, Barbie, and My Little Pony since you broke out of jail.
  • Joycelyn: I got you some food from German Food. Plus I sent you a fridge.
  • Storyteller: Momentarily, Northa grabbed some blue paint and added polka dots to the walls.
  • PJ: What will I wear?
  • Jim Lehrer: Take off your shoes and socks and show him you freaky boy.
  • Storyteller: Judy Woodruff sneaks upstairs with the feathersword and starts to tickle Mirage's feet.
  • Queen Mirage: That's enough.
  • Judy Woodruff: I'm sorry.
  • Narrator: Domtendo sneaks upstairs and looks for his sword.
  • Domtendo: Give me that sword.
  • Storyteller: Just then, Margaret Warner gives hers spare light pink socks and a spare light pink bow to Peanut. She also lends him her shoes. PJ grabs one of the shoes and said they were smalller, but Queen Mirage said:
  • Robert MacNeil: I don't care. Plus you will attend tea parties with me and Jelly.
  • Grossglockner: take off your shoes and socks and I will destory your shoes and socks.
  • PJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Matterhorn: Do it now.
  • Storyteller: PJ trided on Joycelyn's socks, shoes, and bow and said it was great. :And so, PJ had to attend tea parties with Joycelyn and Northa, even though Domtendo herself, had to go barefoot for the rest of her life. When PJ got home, he said.
  • PJ: Well, I do girly stuff for the rest of my natraul mborn life.
  • THE END!

Transcript (Part 2)

  • Narrator: One day, PJ and her friends went to a toy store, when PJ saw a Pokemon, she went crazy!
  • PJ: Can I have this Pokemon? Since I got a Pokemon suit.
  • Elbe River: No, PJ!
  • Neckar River: And it's a phony!
  • PJ: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT POKEMON!!!
  • Joycelyn and Rhine River: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Narrator: The next day, the three went to a bookstore, PJ wanted to have a Pokemon book.
  • PJ: Can I have that Pokemon that says "TBA"?! Because I really want the Pokemon cards.
  • Matterhorn: No, PJ ol' buddy! And it's hard-to-find and TBA!
  • Monte Rosa: Matterhorn is right. Alvin and his friends never get that book to you.
  • PJ: Just a little happy birthday for me when I was 8 years old? And the stupid book?
  • Zugspitze: Never! (He and Regina walk away)
  • PJ: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • Narrator: Just then, police officers arrived.
  • Lucky: What's this?! PJ???
  • Danube River: You are under arrest, PJ!
  • PJ: Regina and her friends don't want to drag me out of the store!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!
  • Joycelyn and Northa: Clam it up! We're going to handcuff you, PJ!
  • Narrator: Later that day, PJ and her friends were playing dodgeball.
  • Queen Mirage: Ready...
  • Phantom: GO!
  • Cure Princess: Whoops!
  • Cure Honey: CHAAAAARGE!!!
  • Cure Lovely: DIE, DOT, DIE!
  • PJ: (ball crushes her, and she falls into the hole with lava) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
  • Cure Fortune: Retreat!
  • Joycelyn: What's the matter, PJ?
  • Dot: The ball crushed me and I got defeated in the hole with lava.
  • Northa: You can have fun with your friends 17 years.
  • PJ: OHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!! NOT 17 YEARS!
  • Meer von Grace: YEEEEEES!! 17 YEARS!
  • PJ: Why me? Why me!?!
  • Queen Mirage: Here's why! (opens the jar, and moths fly everywhere)
  • PJ: Huh?! (a moth bites PJ's nose) Augh! Do not do this, Mr. Moth! You will hurt me!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Newspaper Man: Cut! Not very good. Anyway, PJ threw a few tantrums, then she ran away.
  • Cure Ace: PJ IS VERY STUPID!!!

(a Barney-styled dinosaur comes chugging by)

  • Cure Happy: My! What's that?!
  • Phantom: It's a dinosaur that is purple.

(400,000 friends come out of the train)

  • PJ: Those bodyguards are very, very stupid. AND YOU SUCK!
  • Friend #1: Stop that nonsense, PJ!
  • Friend #2: Can't stop the music, dude.
  • PJ: Stop it, Friends! I WANNA GO HOME!!!

(friends jump on the train)

  • Friends: And we will kidnap you on that f***ing wall!
  • PJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a giant net catches PJ)

  • PJ: AAAAUUGGHH!! LET...ME...GO!!!
  • Northa: Bad boy! (fires Dot)
  • PJ: Really?
  • Moselle River and Domtendo: No!
  • PJ: How can I stay for?
  • Joycelyn: 1,000,000,000 days. Goodbye.

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