Parodia as a House Pet
Teh Parodia's Rival OMFG!!!!111
A parodia is a genus of cacti. It has 50 or 60 species. or some shit. Notice that it's a smaller version of that shit, barrel cactus. (below) Teh Barrel cactus is a lot worse. But we're not here to talk about that. Are we?
Teh History[]
Teh Parodia was discovered in 34 b.c. when Jebus found teh goblins and they shit it out. lololololol. but seriously. Stepping on one of these things Bare-footed really sucks. so watch out. Teh first time anyone stepped on a cactus steps back a long way. When I stepped on one. Yes I AM THAT OLD! I AM THE LAW!