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Crossover fanfiction starring the characters of Peppa Pig, Ouran High School Host Club, Postman Pat, Ranma 1/2, Gravity Falls, and Fireman Sam.

Script

  • (At school, Madame Gazelle is teaching her pupils about light)
  • Madame Gazelle: Now, can anyone tell me who invented the light bulb?
  • (Candy Cat puts up her paw)
  • Candy: Thomas Alva Edison.
  • Madame Gazelle: That's right, Candy! Clever girl!
  • (Peppa is drawing a rude sketch of Madame Gazelle showing her bottom)
  • Madame Gazelle: What's that you're drawing, Peppa?
  • (Madame Gazelle takes the paper)
  • Peppa: No!!!
  • (Madame Gazelle gasps in horror at the drawing)
  • Madame Gazelle: Madame Gazelle has a very big bum?! Peppa Pig, I am shocked and appalled!!! How dare you insult your own teacher like that?!?
  • Peppa: I guess that means...
  • Madame Gazelle: STAND IN THE CORNER!!!
  • (Peppa walks to the naughty corner in disgrace)
  • Madame Gazelle: Now, where was I? Oh, yes! The lightbulb...
  • (Peppa is making rude noises in the corner and still being naughty)
  • Madame Gazelle: Peppa! Quiet down! Or else!
  • Peppa: Or else what?
  • Madame Gazelle: Or else I will phone your parents and tell them how disruptive you are!
  • Peppa: Madame Gazelle has a very big bum!
  • Madame Gazelle: Don't make me pick up that phone, Peppa!
  • Peppa: Let's pin the tail on Madame Gazelle's bum!
  • (Madame Gazelle picks up the phone)
  • Madame Gazelle: Hello, Mummy and Daddy Pig!
  • (Later that night, Peppa is in her room and sulking)
  • Peppa: Not fair! Grounded for a day and banned from watching TV for a week!
  • (Downstairs, Mummy and Daddy Pig are going out for a meal. Renge Houshakuji has agreed to babysit Peppa and George)
  • Mummy Pig: Don't worry, they'll be no trouble at all! Even though Peppa got into trouble at school today.
  • Renge: Enjoy your meal!
  • Daddy Pig: We'll be back at nine o'clock!
  • (Mummy and Daddy Pig leave as Renge goes upstairs and comes into Peppa's room)
  • Peppa: You must be the new babysitter! I'm Peppa Pig and this is my little brother George!
  • Renge: I see. Well, things are going to be different here!
  • Peppa: What do you mean, different?
  • Renge: First of all, lights out at 7 o'clock!
  • Peppa: But I normally go to bed at 8!
  • Renge: Tough! And also, you have to do what I say!
  • Peppa: What happens if I don't?
  • Renge: You get a smack!
  • Peppa: NO!!! NOT A SMACK!!! I HATE SMACKINGS!!!
  • Renge: In fact, I'll give you one right now!
  • Peppa: You'll have to catch me first!
  • (Peppa runs out of the room and hides in the cupboard)
  • Renge: Where are you?!
  • (Peppa burps, giving away her hiding place)
  • Peppa: Oops.
  • Renge: Aha!
  • (Renge pulls Peppa out of the cupboard. Shortly she is in Peppa's room smacking her bottom)
  • Peppa: OW! STOP!!! MY BOTTOM HURTS!!!
  • Renge: Well, you should have thought of that before you tried to escape!
  • (Later, Peppa lays in bed moaning and groaning)
  • Peppa: Spoilsport! I'll get you! Stupid Renge!
  • (Next morning...)
  • Daddy Pig: Morning, Peppa! How was the babysitter?
  • Peppa: Terrible! She smacked my bottom and all!
  • Mummy Pig: Wait...WHAT?!?!
  • Peppa: She gave me a sore bottom! Oooow! And she made me go to bed at seven!
  • Mummy Pig: Really?!
  • Peppa (sobbing): Yes! OOOOOOOW!
  • Mummy Pig: That does it! I'm gonna teach that babysitter a lesson!
  • (Mummy Pig gets into the car furiously and drives off)

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