• Pinocchio (dubbing Timon's voice): So what's your plan to get pass those guys?
  • Flora (dubbing Simba's voice): Live bait.
  • Pinocchio: Good idea. (then realizes it) Hey!
  • Flora: Come on, you guys have got to create a diversion.
  • Pinocchio: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? (music begins)
  • Pinocchio (now wearing a green hula skirt, red flower, and purple lei): Luau!
  • If you're hungry for a big, juicy meat (camera pans to Speed, who had an apple in his mouth)
  • Eat my buddy here, because he is a treat
  • Come on down and dine on this tasty swine
  • All you have to do is get in line
  • Pinocchio: Are you achin'
  • Speed (dubbing Pumbaa's voice): Yup, yup, yup
  • Pinocchio: For some bacon?
  • Speed: Yup, yup, yup
  • Pinocchio: He's a big pig
  • Speed: Yup, yup
  • Pinocchio: You can be a big pig too
  • Oy!
  • {They run off screaming to lead some of the Maleficent's Goons away.}

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