Pipsqueak's Scary Tale is the fourth episode of the RS Mr. Conductor and the Pack spin-off of Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Jack and the Pack episode, Percy's Scary Tale.


  • Spike as Thomas
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Jack
  • GC Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Alfie
  • Hoops as Max
  • Dumb-Bell as Monty
  • Harry Cupper (from Shining Time Station) as Kelly
  • Little Strongheart as Isobella
  • JB King (from Shining Time Station) as The Foreman
  • Tito Swing (from Shining Time Station) as Oliver (Pack) (cameo)
  • Rusty McRail (from Shining Time Station) as Ned (cameo)
  • Dan (from Shining Time Station) as Buster (cameo)
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned)


Narrator: "It was a foggy, foggy Halloween night. Hoity Toity has sent Pipsqueak to work with his friend, GC Mr. Conductor. Pipsqueak was glad he would be with a friend on Halloween.

GC Mr. Conductor was on a night job. He was helping mend the railway line through Shining Time Forest.

Pipsqueak had arrived at the workmen's break. Harry Cupper was going to tell a Halloween story."

Pipsqueak: "I hope it's not too spooky."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

GC Mr. Conductor: "Me too."

Narrator: "Said GC Mr. Conductor. He didn't like being scared either."

Hoops: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said Hoops."

Dumb-Bell: "It's just a story!"

Narrator: "Sneared Dumb-Bell."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Shh!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor. Then Harry began."

Harry Cupper: "Once upon a time, there was an old engineer. He was very cross. Someone had taken one of his lamps."

Narrator: "And everyone listened quietly as Harry told the story of the one-eyed engineer."

Harry Cupper: "And finally, the one-eyed engineer chased the joker into the deepest, darkest part of the forest."

Little Strongheart: "Then what happened?"

Narrator: "Asked Little Strongheart."

Harry Cupper: "Luckley, the joker got away. But according to legend, the one-eyed engineer still wonders the forest. Blowing its whistle and looking for a lamp."

Narrator: "Whispered Harry."

Harry Cupper: "Maybe he wants yours!"

RS Mr. Conductor: "That was the best story yet!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

GC Mr. Conductor: "I hope I never meet the one-eyed engineer."

Narrator: "Gulped GC Mr. Conductor."

Pipsqueak: "Me too!"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Dumb-Bell: "Stuff and nonsense!"

Narrator: "Rattled Dumb-Bell."

Harry Cupper: "Breaks over."

Narrator: "Said Harry."

Harry Cupper: "Back to work!"

Narrator: "Pipsqueak liked working with GC Mr. Conductor. GC Mr. Conductor is small, so it Pipsqueak. GC Mr. Conductor is friendly, so is Pipsqueak. They were having a wonderful time. But Hoops and Dumb-Bell were up to mischief."

Hoops: "It's the one-eyed engineer!"

Narrator: "Cried Hoops!"

Dumb-Bell: "Scaredy! Scaredy!"

Narrator: "Teased Dumb-Bell."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Stop that!"

Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Pick on somebody your own size!"

Narrator: "But Hoops and Dumb-Bell just laughed.

Later, Hoops and Dumb-Bell had settled down."

JB King: "Take these loads to the tip in the forest."

Narrator: "Said JB King."

JB King: "And be careful. It's very dark."

Hoops and Dumb-Bell: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Dumb-Bell and Hoops, and they left.

As they flew deeper into the forest, it got darker and darker. The woods were full of spooky shapes and shadows. It was very scary. Suddenly, Hoops and Dumb-Bell didn't feel so brave."

(Owl hoots)

Hoops: "What was that?"

Narrator: "Clattered Hoops."

Dumb-Bell: "An owl."

Narrator: "Said Dumb-Bell."

Dumb-Bell: "I hope."

(Fox calls)

Hoops: "And that?"

Narrator: "Cried Hoops."

Dumb-Bell: "I don't know."

Narrator: "Said Dumb-Bell. It was just as fox, but Dumb-Bell and Hoops didn't know that.

They had just arrived at the dump when suddenly, they heard a shrill whistle. Then, they saw a single lamp through the trees."

Dumb-Bell: "It's the one-eyed engineer!"

Narrator: "Shouted Dumb-Bell. They dumped their loads and raced away as fast as they could."

Hoops: "He's after us!"

Narrator: "Cried Hoops."

Dumb-Bell: "It's the one-eyed engineer!"

Narrator: "Yelled Dumb-Bell."

Harry Cupper: "There is no one-eyed engineer."

Narrator: "Said Harry."

GC Mr. Conductor: "It's just a story."

Narrator: "Chuffed GC Mr. Conductor."

Dumb-Bell: "Well, what's behind us then?"

Narrator: "Said Dumb-Bell."

JB King: "It's Spike!"

Narrator: "Said JB King."

Pipsqueak: "Spike!"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak happily."

Spike: "Hello, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Hoity Toity sent me with some more changelings."

Narrator: "Dumb-Bell and Hoops felt silly, they went a beautiful shade of red. But everybody else had a good laugh, especially Pipsqueak and GC Mr. Conductor."

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