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Pipsqueak is the first episode of ANIMALS. It is a parody of the TUGS episode, Sunshine.

Cast

  • Hoity Toity as Captain Star
  • Spike as Ten Cents
  • Big Macintosh as Big Mac
  • Braeburn as OJ
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as Top Hat
  • Soarin as Warrior
  • Shining Armor as Hercules
  • Pipsqueak as Sunshine
  • Wind Rider as Captain Zero
  • Discord as Zorran
  • Hoops as Zak
  • Dumb-Bell as Zug
  • Score as Zip
  • Steve Magnet as Izzy Gomez
  • Twilight Sparkle as Sally Seaplane
  • Princess Celestia as The Duchess
  • Rarity as Lillie Lightship
  • Garble as Zebedee (cameo)
  • Thomas (from TTTE) as Puffa (cameo)
  • Percy (from TTTE) as The Goods Engine (cameo)
  • King Sombra as Nantucket (cameo)
  • Chief Thunderhooves as The Fire Tug (cameo)
  • Snips and Snails as Frank and Eddie (cameo)
  • Cranky (from TTTE) as Big Mickey (cameo)
  • Dr. Whooves as The Coast Guard (cameo)
  • Rumble as The Coast Guard's Messenger (cameo)

Transcript

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The 1920s.

Ponyville was the biggest town in the world. It was a time of change and great opportunity. Nobody knew it better than the hard working animals, who's strength and big hearts made them popular with everybody from ponies to alicorns. Important jobs around the town often kept them working night and day.

My animals, the Ponyville Fleet, were no exception. I had three ponies; Braeburn, an earth pony.

Soarin and Big Macintosh.

A donkey, Cranky Doodle Donkey.

One baby dragon, Spike.

And Shining Armor, the captain of the royal guards.

They were a good crew. Striving to be the best in the town. Not always succeeding, but proud of their work."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "I remember the day we got our first big break. It started like most; at dawn.

Hoity Toity: "Good morning, Ponyville Fleet. Today I've charted a new filly to help out with the extra work. He's from Canterlot. Spike, he'll be working with you, show him the ropes."

Spike: "Right, Hoity Toity. What's his name?"

Hoity Toity: "Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Pipsqueak? Only good for squeaking work, is he?"

Spike: "Not bright in your upper bit, Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I resent that!"

Hoity Toity: "Settle down. Give Pipsqueak a chance. Now for the really good news. After a lot of hard bargaining, it looks like I've managed to land the contract for one of the most important alicorns around; Princess Celestia! When she arrives this afternoon, the Ponyville Fleet wil bring her in for a visit, but first, we've got to prove ourselves; Braeburn, you're in charge."

Braeburn: "Aye aye, Sir."

Hoity Toity: "Big Macintosh."

Big Macintosh: "Sir."

Hoity Toity: "You're leading."

Big Macintosh: "Right."

Hoity Toity: "Cranky, Soarin, you're on the side push."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Not you, Spike, this is no work for baby dragons."

Spike: "Oh, all right."

Soarin: "Yeah, that's right, big animals only, Spike."

Spike: "Make sure you don't bump into her, Soarin."

Hoity Toity: "On your way, Spike. Show Pipsqueak how to get the work done, and fast."

Spike: "Yeah, right, okay, then."

Hoity Toity: "Now, the rest of you, I want you all finished early so you can get yourselves looking spic and span for Princess Celestia this afternoon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh, no..."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Our biggest rival in those days was Wind Rider. With his D-Stacks, he was always looking for ways to get further ahead."

Wind Rider: "Now listen to me, and listen good! The Ponyville Fleet are about to get Princess Celestia's contract, and I'm not happy!"

Discord: "We're not smiling, Winder Rider!"

Wind Rider: "I'm glad you don't find it funny, Discord. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me!"

Score: "But how? I thought that..."

Wind Rider: "I don't expect you to think! You're a team, the best, the better-looking, more powerful, and dare I say, more devious."

Hoops: "I like that bit about better looking!"

Score: "Yes, but what's devious?"

Wind Rider: "What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics! Now get the lead out and get Princess Celestia's contract, there's no time to lose!"

Discord: "No problem, that bunch of claptrap animals are gonna find they missed Celestia or my name's not Discord."

Score: "But it is Discord, isn't it?"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "In the morning, Shining Armor had an important contract in Canterlot, so, I was to lose his great strength on the very day I was to need it most."

Spike: "Hey, Shining Armor, Princess Celestia is coming this afternoon! It's a pity you won't be there."

Shining Armor: "I know. I really hate to disappoint Celestia."

Spike: "Hey, I'm looking for a filly called Pipsqueak. You ain't seen him?"

Shining Armor: "Fraid' not, old darling."

Spike: "Yeah... Well, he'd better show soon. I've a lot of work to do before this afternoon."

Shining Armor: "I'll be back tonight. Oh, and Spike, look after Princess Celestia for me, won't you?"

Braeburn: "Spike, has that filly found you yet?"

Spike: "No, not yet."

Braeburn: "Well, he's looking for you!"

Spike: "Oh, I'd better go look for him."

(Pipsqueak whistles)

Spike: "Oi! Slow down!" (Pipsqueak bumps into Spike)

Pipsqueak: "Uh, sorry, sir."

Spike: "Yeah, well, watch it in the future."

Pipsqueak: "I was, uh, I was looking for Spike, uh, sir."

Spike: "Yeah, well you just found him."

Pipsqueak: "Ah! I'm Pipsqueak, sir."

Spike: "It's good to meet you. Come on, let's get to work. The Ponyville Fleet's bringing in a famous visitor this afternoon, and if we get a move on, we'll be finished in time to watch."

Pipsqueak: "Yes, sir!"

Spike: "Now, now look, Pipsqueak, you only call Hoity Toity 'Sir'. I'm just Spike, okay?"

Pipsqueak: "Uh, yes, uh, sure thing, Spike!"

Discord: "Well, look what the fish dragged in, Steve Magnet. Ha!"

Steve Magnet: "Hey, you guys, I need a tow."

Hoops: "We don't accept bananas as payment."

Steve Magnet: "Eh, big shots. You towing Princess Celestia or something?"

Discord: "What do you know about it, you South American waste of space?"

Steve Magnet: "What I know, I sit around waiting for nobody to tow me, Princess Celestia, she come in this morning, suddenly, everybody busy."

Hoops: "But Princess Celestia isn't due till' this afternoon."

Discord: "Shut up, Pegasus Brain! Come on!"

Steve Magnet: "Hey, hey, what a day. I gotta get a tow and unload these bananas."

Wind Rider: "You sure about this?"

Discord: "Seen it with my own eyes."

Hoops: "Yeah, we both seen it."

Wind Rider: "Couldn't have better. Now I want that contract, and you are going to get it for me."

Discord: "Yes, sir!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "This was the Day Spa, where medicinal baths were given. Next to it was the unicorn area. One the Ponyville animals jobs was supplying food for Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight Sparkle: "Hello, Spike. Who's your new friend?"

Spike: "Pipsqueak, meet Twilight. She's a unicorn."

Pipsqueak: "Hello (whistles) Twilight!"

Twilight Sparkle: "Thanks for the food, fellas."

Spike: "Yeah, but we can't wait along though, Twilight. This afternoon, Princess Celestia is coming in. If we finish early, we can watch."

Twilight Sparkle: "Okay. Bye, fellas."

Spike: "Alright, see ya."

Spike: "Hey, wait up. What are those D-Stacks up to? No good I'll bet."

Discord: "Now listen, Shining Armor is at Canterlot out of the way. Big Macintosh is the strongest one left. If we put him out, we'll grab the princess' contract."

Score: "Yes, I know, but he's bigger than me..."

Discord: "Towing changelings, dummy! His route is as close as the mud banks, okay?"

Score: "Yeah, so?"

Discord: "So, just stuff him onto one. Okay, stupid?

Dumb-Bell: "You've done it before to yourself, Score. So you should soon catch on."

Score: "Yes, I'll catch on, Discord."

Discord: "You'd better. Do it fast, and get back fast. Now get!"

Score: "Devious, man. Devious."

Steve Magnet: "Hey, Soarin, old friend! I need a tow."

Soarin: "No time to argue about fees today, Steve."

Steve Magnet: "When do I argue, Compadré? Tis' $100."

Soarin: "Yeah, yeah, okay. But fast. We're bringing in Princess Celestia this afternoon, and I need time to look my best."

Steve Magnet: "Aye, but my friend, Celestia, she already here."

Soarin: "What? She can't be!"

Steve Magnet: "Si, I heard her already."

Soarin: "Sufferin' wings! She's early. Gotta tell the others. Sorry, Steve. I'll tow you later."

Steve Magnet: "But Compadré..."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Score and Dumb-Bell knew exactly where to find Big Mac. They were waiting for him."

Dumb-Bell: "Need a hand, Big Mac, old buddy?"

Big Macintosh: "Well, guys, I..."

Score: "Well, it was a nice day, Big Mac, but we try to, you know, spread a little happiness."

Dumb-Bell: "Yeah, like helping our mate."

Score: "Can't go past the town one struggle."

Big Macintosh: "Thanks, guy. Now, I'll be back in good time for Princess Celestia."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Big Mac had no idea the D-Stacks were laying a trap for him."

Braeburn: "Spike, have you seen Big Macintosh?"

Spike: "No. Is there a problem?"

Braeburn: "Princess Celestia is due in early. We need him to her in."

Spike: "No. I haven't seen since this morning."

Braeburn: "Well, you two, go look for him. The rest of us will have to try to manage to begin with. Come one, lads!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Princess Celestia isn't going to like this."

Soarin: "No.

I hope Big Mac gets here soon, Cranky. This ain't going to be an easy one."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Yes. Where is he? We'll never manage without Big Mac."

Braeburn: "I'm worried about this. We need help to dock her. Come on, Big Mac, where are you?"

Spike: "There are you. Big Mac, what's happened?"

Big Macintosh: "I'm not sure. Score and Dumb-Bell went to give me a hand. The next thing I knew, I was on this sand bank. They went for help."

Spike: "No, they didn't. They're crooks those two! Come on, let's get you out of there."

Big Macintosh: "There's no time. That's Princess Celestia. She's out of here. You go and take over for me. Braeburn will tell you what to do."

Spike: "But I've never done anything like that before."

Big Macintosh: "You can do it! Get going. We've got to show Celestia the stuff the Ponyville Fleet's made of."

Spike: "Right!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The Ponyville Fleet were doing their best without Big Mac. And for a while, it looked as though they were going to make it. But Discord was still waiting for another chance."

Score: "It looks like your plan didn't work, Discord."

Discord: "If I could only get rid of that filly, Pipsqueak."

Score: "Thinking devious, eh, Discord?"

Discord: "No. Just thinking contract. Look! They're slowing it right back!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "As the tricky part of the docking operation started, Discord watched closely. Spike and Pipsqueak were working hard at their new job when Braeburn ordered Pipsqueak to ease back."

Dicord: "This is where we win the contract!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): Discord saw his chance. When he thought no one was looking, he move hard on Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Whooo!"

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Pipsqueak went behind Princess Celestia."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Say, what's going on? She's out of control!"

Discord: "I've got her, Braeburn."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "The unimaginable had happened! The Ponyville Fleet had had to except help from the D-Stacks."

Discord: (Laughs evilly)

Score: "Oh! So that's devious."

Hoops: "Nice one, Discord!"

Score: "Well done, Discord!"

Discord: "Glad to be of service." (Laughs)

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "Ashamed and confused, Pipsqueak couldn't explained what had happened. So, he slipped away while the Ponyville Animals were still busy. He didn't know that sleepy sea serpent Steve Magnet had been watch the whole incident."

Pipsqueak: "Oh, nobody's ever gonna talk to me again."

Wind Rider: "Well, well, well, I congratulate you two."

Discord and Hoops: "Oh, thank you, sir."

Wind Rider: "Good man, Discord. Right Attitude. Oh, yes. One thing: No one saw you, did they? Not even little, uh, what's-his-name?"

Hoops: "Uh, Pipsqueak? No sir, no one saw us."

Wind Rider: "Good, that's very good. I'll offer our services to Princess Celestia tomorrow."

Hoops: "Poor little Pipsqueak. Just wasn't his day."

Discord: "No, it wasn't, was it?"

(Discord and Hoops Laugh Evilly)

Steve Magnet: "Aye, I think Soarin forget me. What am I gonna do with these bananas?"

Spike: "Good night, Soarin."

Soarin: "Good night, Spike."

Spike: "Maybe I should go and try to find Pipsqueak."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What do you mean? What for?"

Spike: "Come on, Cranky, we are make mistakes. He must be feeling terrible."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "So you're sure after all the trouble he caused?"

Spike: "What do you say, Braeburn?"

Braeburn: "Well, it's up to you."

Spike: "Don't wait up."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "There he goes. All is playing Mr. Nice Guy. What a bore!"

Spike: "I can't see much. Pipsqueak! Pipsqueak!"

Pipsqueak: "I'll never live this out just when I really had a chance. Oh, who's going to want me now?"

Spike: "Pipsqueak!"

Pipsqueak: "Spike! Oh no! He'll never forgive me."

Spike: "Pipsqueak!"

(Thomas whistles)

Spike: "Pipsqueak!"

(Horn honks)

Spike: "Whoa!

Pipsqueak, where are you?!

Pipsqueak!"

Pipsqueak: "I don't want to talk to him."

Spike: "You there?

It's so hard to see. Pipsqueak!

Maybe he's out there!"

Pipsqueak: "Maybe I should just try to go home. It's not much fun being stuck up here."

Rarity: "Hi, Spike."

Shining Armor: "Ah, Spike."

Spike: "Rarity. Oh, Shining Armor. Thank goodness you're back."

Shining Armor: "Yes. Why? What's the problem, old chap? Did everything go alright with Princess Celestia? I hope."

Rarity: "And why shouldn't it?"

Spike: "Everything was just fine. She docked and everything. Now, I was just looking for Pipsqueak. I thought you might have seen him."

Rarity: "Why, no."

Spike: "Oh, well, see ya."

Rarity: "Bye, Spike."

Pipsqueak: "I've just got to get home some how. Ah, this fog's thick. I just don't know which way."

Spike: "I wonder where Pipsqueak went. Oh, it's well creepy and chilly here tonight.

Hey, what's that? Who's there? Oh, Steve Magnet, it's you."

Steve Magnet: "Si, and about time too. Soarin promised me a tow."

Spike: "Well, I've got to find Pipsqueak."

Steve Magnet: "Why? What's the matter?"

Spike: "He's disappeared. I suppose he's ashamed after causing an accident with Princess Celestia."

Steve Magnet: "Pipsqueak didn't cause no accident. I saw it, Discord pushed him."

Spike: "What?! Are you sure?"

Steve Magnet: "As sure as I know I've got a load of bananas and I need a tow."

Spike: "I had a feeling those D-Stacks were up to something! Wait a minute, I must tell the others."

Steve Magnet: "Hey, what about my tow?"

Spike: "You lot, come on, wake up!

Listen! Steve Magnet told me he saw everything."

Braeburn: "What? Sleepy Steve? What did he see?"

Spike: "He saw the accident. I mean, he saw why Pipsqueak had the accident."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "So what? He had it, and that's enough."

Spike: "But it was Discord who hit Pipsqueak. That's what made him lose control, Steve saw it."

Braeburn: "Oh, I wondered why Discord appeared so quickly. You're right, Spike, Steve could have seen everything."

Spike: "He did! Look, you've got to believe him. Pipsqueak isn't a clumsy filly. I can tell by working with him."

Braeburn: "Alright, alright, you've looked everywhere for him, have you Spike?"

Spike: "Yes, everywhere, even as far out to Rarity."

Braeburn: "Well, if I were Pipsqueak, I guess I would try to make it home."

Spike: "That's it! Yes, of course. That's it! Canterlot! Come on!"

Braeburn: "Now, the rest of you, follow Spike. I'll stay here and tell Hoity Toity."

Soarin: "Oh dear! Poor little Pipsqueak. We thought him wrong."

Big Macintosh: "I'm with you, Spike. Come on, Soarin. Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, as I'm going nothing better."

Soarin: "Yeah, let's go."

Hoity Toity (Narrating): "It's as well that Spike and the others set out to look for Pipsqueak. He'd been hold and was in danger of getting hurt."

Pipsqueak: "Oh no. Not the lot."

Spike: "Hey, you guy, I found him! Oh, what a mess. We're gonna need a crane."

Pipsqueak: "Ah, it's doesn't matter really. Just leave me alone. I've caused enough trouble."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Clears throat) "A matter of fact, we found out it wasn't your fault. So everything's alright now."

Pipsqueak: "Huh?"

Spike: "An apology from Cranky? I don't believe it."

Pipsqueak: "Do you think Hoity Toity would want me back?"

Spike: "Yeah, I'm sure he will. Steve Magnet told me everything."

Soarin: "Suffering wings! Steve! I completely forget."

Wind Rider: "So it turns out you were seen!"

Discord: "Impossible! I made sure!"

Wind Rider: "Don't argue with me! You were seen! Now Princess Celestia knows what you did and we don't get the contract! What kind of idiots do I have working for me?"

Score: "Really devious..."

Discord: "Shut it, Score!"

Hoops: "Oh, sorry about that, sir."

Discord: "Uh, yeah, sorry, Wind Rider."

Score: "Sorry."

Wind Rider: "'Sorry?' 'Sorry' I don't want to hear! Get out of my sight, all of you!"

Hoity Toity: "A few days ago, we salvage the filly, Pipsqueak, and he was taken to the spa. And I'm glad to tell you that little damage was done. Now, as for the Ponyville Fleet, we've learned a valuable lesson here. A lesson about trust and friendship. I think we have Spike to thank for that. And for the rest of us, about jumping to conclusions be knowing the truth. Now, I know you're all proud of being Ponyville Animals, but the most important thing in my fleet, but the hard work, is that my animals always be true, honest and forgiving. And now, if you'll look to port, I would like you to welcome our new filly. Pipsqueak, I am proud to have you on my fleet."

(The Ponyville Fleet all cheer)

Spike: "Welcome aboard! You look great, Pipsqueak."

Pipsqueak: "Thanks! I like my new colors."

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