Pipsqueak and the Funfair, re-titled Pipsqueak and the Carnival for American audience, is the fourth episode of the tenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the two hundred and thirty eighth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Percy and the Funfair/Percy and the Carnival.
- Shining Armor as Edward
- Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
- Pipsqueak as Percy
- Braeburn as Toby
- Rarity as Emily
- Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
- The Red Dragon (from the episode, Dragonshy) as The Chinese Dragon
- Spike as Thomas (does not speak)
- Filthy Rich as Henry (does not speak)
- Big Macintosh as Gordon (does not speak)
- Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
- Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
- Everyone else as Themselves
Narrator: "It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville, Equestria. All the animals were very excited. It was the day of Hoity Toity's carnival. Children would be coming from far and wide. There was to be a special visit from the Red Dragon. Pipsqueak was delighted. He thought the Red Dragon was the most exciting thing of all.
Hoity Toity arrived at the library. He had come to give the animals their jobs. Shining Armor wants to pull the carousel, Filthy Rich the roller coaster, Big Macintosh the carnival people, Braeburn the bumper cars, Cranky and Rarity were to pull the ferris wheel."
Hoity Toity: "And Spike,"
Narrator: "Boomed Hoity Toity."
Hoity Toity: "You ought to collect the fireworks and the Red Dragon."
Pipsqueak: "What's my job, sir?"
Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak hopefully."
Hoity Toity: "You ought to collect food from the yards. You must fill all the cafeterias at the buildings."
Narrator: "Ordered Hoity Toity."
Hoity Toity: "A town can't run without food."
Narrator: "He added."
Hoity Toity: "This is a very important job."
Narrator: "Hoity Toity left and all the animals were excited. All except Pipsqueak."
Narrator: "He sighed. And he watched his friends leave for their exciting jobs. Pipsqueak felt very left out.
Pipsqueak chuffed sadly over to the yards. This didn't feel like an important job of all.
When Pipsqueak arrived, he could see a long line of changelings."
Pipsqueak: "I wish I was pulling something exciting."
Narrator: "Grumbled Pipsqueak."
Pipsqueak: "Not boring old changelings."
Narrator: "Pipsqueak buffered up and pulled out of the depot.
Pipsqueak stopped at a signal by a school. Braeburn puffed past pulling a load of bumper cars. The children in the playground clapped and cheered. Then, Shining Armor chuffed by with the carousel. The children cheered even louder. Pipsqueak thought that Braeburn and Shining Armor were having a wonderful time. Then, an idea flew into his head."
Pipsqueak: "Maybe Braeburn and Shining Armor need some help. Helping my friends is much more important than delivering food."
Narrator: "He wheeshed. So Pipsqueak didn't deliver the food. He left his changelings, and he steamed after his friends as quickly as he could.
Braeburn and Shining Armor stopped at a red signal. Pipsqueak puffed up alongside."
Pipsqueak: "Do you need any help?"
Narrator: "He tooted hopefully."
Braeburn: "No thank you, Pipsqueak."
Narrator: "Puffed Braeburn."
Shining Armor: "We can do it."
Narrator: "Chuffed Shining Armor. Pipsqueak was disappointed.
Further up the path, Pipsqueak saw Rarity and Cranky. They were taking a ferris wheel."
Pipsqueak: "That looks like fun."
Narrator: "Tooted Pipsqueak."
Pipsqueak: "I'm sure they'll need some help."
Narrator: "Pipsqueak caught up with Cranky and Rarity."
Rarity: "This is going to be the biggest wheel ever."
Narrator: "Puffed Rarity. Rarity and Cranky were having a splendid time, but Cranky and Rarity didn't need help either. Pipsqueak was upset.
Then, Pipsqueak saw Big Mac waiting at a junction. Big Mac was taking the carnival people. But he didn't need any help either. Pipsqueak saw Filthy Rich crossing the bridge. Filthy Rich was happily pulling the roller coaster.
Finally, Pipsqueak saw Spike waiting at a signal. He was carrying the fireworks and the Red Dragon."
Pipsqueak: "That looks like the most fun of all."
Narrator: "Gasped Pipsqueak. But even Spike didn't need any help. Pipsqueak was more disappointed than ever.
Then, there was trouble. Pipsqueak had spent so much time trying to help everyone else that he hadn't delivered any food. Pipsqueak saw Cranky. He looked very sad."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "There's no food at the buildings."
Narrator: "He wheeshed."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "We've all run out of food."
Pipsqueak: "Bust my hooves!"
Narrator: "Cried ."
Pipsqueak: "If the animals don't get some food, the carnival won't open. All the children will be sad and it's all my fault."
Narrator: "Pipsqueak knew what he had to do. He had to pick up his changelings and deliver the food as quickly as he could.
Pipsqueak wheeshed all over the town delivering food to his friends. Soon everyone's bodies were bubbling and their feet were stomping. The animals were back on track.
Everything was ready just in time.
Pipsqueak finished his last delivery of food and arrived at the carnival as the fireworks began. Rockets soared, the band played and the Red Dragon danced. All the children were delighted."
Pipsqueak: "Hoity Toity was right."
Narrator: "Tooted Pipsqueak."
Pipsqueak: "Delivering food is a very important job."