Pirate is a YTV All-Stars spoof to the TUGS episode of the same name.


  1. Steven Ketchum as Captain Star (Dan Green)
  2. Ash Ketchum as Ten Cents (Veronica Taylor)
  3. Terry McGinnis as Big Mac (Will Friedle)
  4. Raimundo Pedrosa as Top Hat (Tom Kenny)
  5. Shaggy Rogers as Warrior (Matthew Lillard)
  6. Kevin Keene as Hercules (Matt Hill)
  7. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Sunshine (Chris Marquette)
  8. Virgil Hawkins as Grampus (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Mr. Marvin Redford as Captain Zero (???)
  10. Ken of The Pokemon Mystery Club as Zorran (Marc Thompson)
  11. Jordan Pilgrim as Zebedee (Jason Marsden)
  12. Todd Anderson as Zak (Greg Cipes)
  13. Morton Koopa Jr. as Zug (Phil LaMarr)
  14. Roy Koopa as Zip (Jason Marsden)
  15. Richie Foley as Sea Rogue (Jason Marsden)
  16. Alan Parish as Scuttlebutt Pete (Bill Fagerbakke)
  17. Master Fung as Sea Rogue's Uncle (Maurice LaMarche)
  18. Vin Walterson, Sam Williams and Flan Cabot as The Green Eyed Pirates (Peter Kelamis, Carlos Alazraqui and Phil LaMarr)
  19. Jenaro as The Bell Buoy (Ted Lewis)
  20. King Bowser Koopa as Big Mickey (Harvey Atkin)
  21. Funky Kong as Mighty Mo (Damon D'Oliveira)
  22. Heathcliff as Little Ditcher (Mel Blanc)
  23. Tom Cat as Frank (Don Brown)
  24. Jerry Mouse as Eddie (Samuel Vincent)
  25. Sakura Avalon as Lillie Lightship (Carly McKillip)
  26. Billy Blazers as The Fire Tug (Norman Spencer)


  • Steven (narrating): I remember a time we all had a long hard day, but there was still one more job to do. And, as Spike was the first animal home, he got it. Sweet supplies were needed to go to Alan Parish, so they could start work first thing in the morning. I knew Ash was too happy. Not because it was late, but because the D-Stacks were on the same job."
  • Morton: "Hey look, Score. Look what the wind's blown in; goody-two shoes."
  • Ash: "Ahoy, Morton. Where do you want these supplies for the bakers."
  • Morton: "Too late for today, mate."
  • Ash: "Too late? You don't need this till morning."
  • Roy: "We might have."
  • Morton: "No point now. It'll be dark soon."
  • Ash: "Don't bug me. I've had a busy day. Now where do you want it?"
  • Morton: "He's been busy, Roy, hasn't he?"
  • Roy: "Well, got a reputation to live up to, Morton. One of the best characters in YTV."
  • Morton: "Yawn. Yawn. All work and no play makes Ash a dull trainer."
  • Ash: "Look, do you want this, or I'll take it back?"
  • Morton: "Leave it by the old key, if you're not too warned out."
  • Morton and Roy: (Laugh)
  • Ash: "All right, you old tub of guts, you can settle here for the night. Hello? Who's there? Oi, is that you, Alex? Terry? Say something, whoever you are!"
  • (Alex Whistles)
  • Ash: "I'm hearing things."
  • Alex: Hello, Ash.
  • Ash: Alex, it was you! Now, why didn't you answer?"
  • Alex: "Was me what?"
  • Ash: "You were near the cove."
  • Alex: Eh, can't have heard you. Gettin' warm."
  • Ash: Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Come on, I must be tired."
  • Virgil: Night, Ash. Night, Alex."
  • Ash and Alex: "Good night, Virgil!"
  • Steven (Narrating): "That night, a shadowy character slid into the town."
  • Richie: "Ah, ha. This must be what I'm after; sweet supplies."
  • Steven (Narrating): "Unseen, unheard, the dark stranger grabbed Ash's cargo, and slid silently into the mist. Roy and Morton were in for a surprise the very next morning."
  • Morton: "Hey. Where is it? I told Ash to leave that here, Roy.
  • Roy: "Round by the old key, Roy. Your very words."
  • Morton: "I always said YTV characters couldn't be relied on."
  • Roy: "Oh, he'll catch it from Steven.
  • Morton: (Chuckles) "He will when I tell him. Land him right in it. Hey, you."
  • Ash: "What do you want?"
  • Morton: "A word."
  • Ash: Steven wants to see me."
  • Morton: "We want to see him as well. You didn't deliver our cargo."
  • Ash: "Of course I did."
  • Roy: "It's not where it should be, is it?"
  • Morton: "And we get the blame."
  • Ash: "But I delivered it. Yeah, I delivered it by the old key. You saw me."
  • Morton: "Not there now."
  • Ash: "You moved it to warm me up."
  • Roy: "You have double crossed us."
  • Ash: "I have not. You take that back!"
  • Roy: "Hang on, I was only..."
  • Steven: "What's going on out there?"
  • Morton: Oh, Steven, sir, Ash didn't deliver our cargo."
  • Ash: "I did! You know I did."
  • Morton: "You did not! It's not there! It's not, it's not there."
  • Steven: "All right, that's enough! I've already had a complaint from Sugar Cube Corner. On your way now."
  • Roy: "Right, sir."
  • Morton: "Have a nice day, Ash.
  • Morton and Roy: (Chuckle)
  • Steven: "I don't expect slip-ups like this from you, Ash. The owners claim their cargo is missing, never delivered."
  • Ash: "That's not true, sir. It was my last delivery of the day. It was."
  • Steven: Ash, I have to take Sugar Cube Corner's words."
  • Ash: "Sir, please, at least let me..."
  • Steven: "No! I'm putting you on carrot cake work with Alan Parish.
  • Ash: Oh no, sir. Not that."
  • Steven: Ash, go!"
  • Ash: "Oh, hi, Alan Parish.
  • Alan: "You look gloomy this morning, Ash. What's wrong?"
  • Ash: "Ah, nothing."
  • Alan: "I heard you lost the cargo."
  • Ash: "Oh, you would be the first to know, would you?"
  • Alan: "There's no secret. Talk to the hammer."
  • Ash: "Expanse about you know."
  • Virgil: "I've heard the rumor."
  • Ash: Virgil, what do you know about it?"
  • Virgil: "That you lost the cargo."
  • Ash: "You don't waste time, do you, Alan?
  • Alan: "Hmm."
  • Alex: "Aye, rumors that there's a speciality."
  • Alan: "Only side of helm. The more on it, the sooner you'll get inter clear."
  • Ash: "I am inter clear! Get that clear!"
  • Jordan: "Naughty, naughty, temper, temper!"
  • Todd: "Lose his ears if they weren't attached to his head!"
  • Ash: "Oh, one of these days!"
  • Alex: "Oh, leave em', Ash. Steven's got another job for you."
  • Ash: "Yeah? What is it?"
  • Alex: "I don't think you're gonna like it; More work with the D-Stacks."
  • Ash: "Aw, that's all I need!"
  • Jordan: "Now, you do know what to do with that lot, don't you?"
  • Todd: "He takes it somewhere, then it disappears."
  • Jordan: "You could make a fortune selling box loads on the side."
  • Ash: "Are you saying I'm a crook?"
  • Todd: "We wasn't talking about you! Was we, Jordan?"
  • Jordan: "Didn't mention his name, Todd!"
  • Todd: "Strange how ordinary people can suddenly turn criminal, Jordan."
  • Jordan: "It's the evil inside them, suddenly comes out, Todd."
  • Ash: "Yeah, you two'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Todd?
  • Jordan: And they can't take a joke, neither, you notice that, Jordan?"
  • Jordan and Todd: (Laugh)
  • Ash: "It's no joke. Get that straight!"
  • Steven (Narrating): "I was worried. It wasn't like Ash. But what else could it be? Unfortunately for him, the famous bridge cafe band was giving Virgil one of his restless nights. So he decided to walk around the town. He was worrying about Ash too, and hoping he could find someway to help him clear his name. He didn't realize how soon that was to be."
  • Virgil: "Boy, it's creepy around here at night. There's something moving over there. Better check it out."
  • Richie: "Hey you, get out of here!"
  • Virgil: "Fly, fly, fly! Phew! That was too close. Hey, that looks like another one of Ash's cargo. Where's the thief taking it?"
  • Steven (Narrating): "Featherweight lost the cargo snatcher in the mist, and spent the rest of the night worrying who it could be. And all that time, the thief was busy, and other cargo was disappearing. Next morning, I told Marvin, YTV characters and D-Stacks had to get together on this!"
  • Raimundo: "I say, what's this all about? YTV Fleet and D-Fleet together, whatever next?"
  • Ken: "We're wasting time."
  • Steven: "Silence!"
  • Ken: Ash's cargo is the only one gone."
  • Morton: "Yeah, bet he knows what it's about."
  • Roy: "Him stealing cargo, that's what!"
  • Terry: "Cut that out about Ash!"
  • Shaggy: "Yeah, watch it, see?"
  • Morton: "Well, we didn't mean it..."
  • Terry: "Just careful what you say!"
  • Steven: "I said Silence! Marvin and me have had a meeting. Missing cargo is serious. We're going to get to the bottom of it, understand? Wind Rider?"
  • Marvin: "I have a scheme to catch this pirate."
  • Raimundo: "Ha, I expect that there are several!"
  • Terry: "Aye, send a crook to catch a crook."
  • Ken: "What are you suggesting?"
  • Steven: "Quiet! We've decided to set a trap!"
  • Marvin: "Certain boxes are being rigged with flares that will trigger off if the box is even touched, never mind stolen!"
  • Steven: "So, this is the plan. Tonight, you'll all be out in pairs, maintaining silence. Keep your eyes open. Marvin and I..."
  • Steven (Narrating): "Unknown to us, Virgil was searching where he'd lost the thief the night before."
  • Virgil: "It's as far as here. What about this old warehouse? It's impossible; hasn't been used for years."
  • Vin, Sam and Flan: "You've done very well, so far, Richie, but we figure you still owe us."
  • Richie: "You're going back on your word! You said that was the last item!"
  • Virgil (Whispering): "The thief!"
  • Vin, Sam and Flan: "Changed our mind, see. It's one more item. Get it tonight, or it's goodbye to him! The great big backyard in the sky!"
  • Virgil (Whispering): "I see the missing cargo!"
  • Sam: "What's that? Hear anything?"
  • Vin: "No."
  • Sam: "Right."
  • Vin: "Do as we say or else!"
  • Richie: "It's getting too risky!"
  • Vin: "One more, I said, tonight!"
  • Master Fung: "Don't do it!"
  • Richie: "I've got to, haven't I? You promise tonight will be the last?"
  • Vin, Sam and Flan: "Deliver or he dies."
  • Richie: "You're right. Now then, are you..."
  • Master Fung: "I'm okay, but don't do it. It's wrong."
  • Richie: "I can't leave you here with them, old man! Tonight will be the end of it."
  • Virgil: "Oh dear. This is a sad state of affairs."
  • Steven (Narrating): "That night, the plan to catch the pirate was put into action."
  • Raimundo: "Box in place, flare set to go off. Now I thought we were going to be in pairs. Oh no, not Shaggy!"
  • Shaggy: "This is our post, Raimundo. Oops. Sorry little fella."
  • Raimundo: "Of all the characters, I get the clumsiest."
  • Shaggy: "It'd be great if you and I catch him."
  • Raimundo: "Hmm, how thrilling. How absolutely thrilling. Now pay attention, Shaggy. This is a war-time situation. I've brushed up my cunning and my sense of tactical advantage. Now back there..."
  • Shaggy: "What's that mean, tactical?"
  • Raimundo: "It means thinking skillfully."
  • Shaggy: "What's that then? Skillfully or what you said."
  • Raimundo: (Sighs) "Tactical, you dummy!"
  • Shaggy: "Tactical. Shtactical."
  • Raimundo (To himself): "Get this straight." (To Shaggy) "Pisitions, Shaggy. At the double!"
  • Shaggy: "This is a nice tactical spot. What shtactin... what good, eh?"
  • Alex: "Hey, cheer up, Ash. I know you didn't have anything to do with the missing cargo. Roy and Morton are trying to make something of it, that's all."
  • Ash: Thanks, Alex. But it makes me angry. You know, not being able to prove it."
  • Alex: "I'm sure Steven believes you. And don't pay any attention to the D-Stacks. They're troublemakers rubbing up the wrong way."
  • Ash: "I don't care about that. It's our game, but they can't be sure it's not me."
  • Alex: "Well, we'll catch the thief tonight. With any luck."
  • Ash: "Yeah, we might. We might not. But if we do, I'll get that pirate."
  • Alex: "Hey, what's that?"
  • Ash: What's Virgil doing here? He'll give us away. Virgil, get out of here. You're in the way."
  • Alex: "We're laying a trap for the thief."
  • Virgil: "That's why I've come to see you. I've been trying to find you for ages."
  • Ash: "What do you know? Where the stolen cargo is?"
  • Virgil: "I've been there. Seen them."
  • Ash: "Well, let's get the pirate. He'll be sorry he crossed me off, I'll tell ya."
  • Virgil: Just a minute, Ash. It's a bit complicated."
  • Ash: I want him now to prove it's not me!"
  • Virgil: Will you listen a minute? Your pirate is a teenager called Richie."
  • Ash: Teenager?"
  • Morton: "Tied off my end. Right, Roy, I'll stay back here out of sight. You keep a look out up front."
  • Roy: "Why do I have to be up front? It's scary. I feel nervous. You come here, I'll come there."
  • Morton: "Oh no. It would be much worse up here, better there, believe me."
  • Roy: "Is it really bad over there?"
  • Morton: Honestly, Roy, would I lie to you? Now would I? Oh! Please Mr. Pirate! I mean no harm! I..."
  • Roy: No, Morton. It's me, Roy.
  • Morton: "Stupid! Wind Rider said we're not to move. You nearly scared me!"
  • Roy: "If that's only nearly, I'd hate to see you really scared."
  • Morton: "Get to your post!"
  • Roy: "I only wanted to see if it is better back there."
  • Morton: "Well, it isn't! Stay there and shut up!"
  • Virgil: And Richie is being forced against his will. The real villains have got the old unicorn, and they're threatening to kill him if Richie doesn't steal cargo for them."
  • Alex: "Oh. What do we do?"
  • Ash: Get to the character, Richie before the others. No time to explain to them."
  • Virgilt: "You're right. Follow me."
  • Roy: Morton.
  • Morton: "Quiet! You'll give us away."
  • Roy: Ash and Alex are leaving their post."
  • Morton: "What?"
  • Roy: "Look."
  • Morton: "You're right. That Ash must be up to something. I knew he shouldn't be trusted. Come on. I can't see them through the mist. Stay close or I leave you behind."
  • Roy: "Thanks, pal. Thanks very much indeed."
  • Steven (Narrating): "The villains were carefully laying plans for their escape. They were covering up unicorns, putting out lights in lighthouses and muffling creatures so they wouldn't be seen or heard when they walked away with their stuff.
  • Jenaro: "Hello mates. How are you?" (Gets covered up) "Oh."
  • Steven (Narrating): "What they'd do to the old unicorn wasn't known. Ash, Alex and Virgil were waiting by the old warehouse. They had seen the villains re-enter, and were now waiting to spring their trap on the pirate."
  • Richie: "Not much around tonight. I've got to find what they want. Time is running out."
  • Ash: "Oh, it's too spooky for my liking."
  • Virgil: "I wish I was back up river."
  • Ash: "Sh, sh. I think I here something."
  • Richie: "I'm not going to make it. Nothing in sight. The diamond dog fleet has rumbled me."
  • Ash: "Take two, Richie!
  • Richie: "What? Hey!"
  • Ash: "You're caught! You can't escape!"
  • Richie: "I'm not trying to."
  • Alex: Well done, Ash! He's the pirate alright."
  • Richie: "No, I'm not a real pirate."
  • Virgil: "We know you're not."
  • Alex: Virgil told us everything."
  • Ash: "He saw you with those two dog creatures."
  • Richie: "Did you see the teenager there too?"
  • Ash: "Everything."
  • Richie: "He must save him. He's my uncle. They're holding him to death, to make me steal cargo. Even if I get one more, they might still kill him."
  • Ash: "All of us will help you, and we'll get them."
  • Richie: "Anything you say. Who's that?"
  • Ash: "Quick! Let's hide."
  • Richie: "This way."
  • Morton: Ash can't be far. He must be around here somewhere, Roy.
  • Roy: So could that pirate, Morton. Maybe we should get back. I don't like this, Morton.
  • Morton: "Quiet!"
  • Ash: Roy and Morton. They're stupid enough to go in the warehouse."
  • Richie: "They'll get no quieter if they do."
  • Alex: "Ah serve them rights!"
  • Ash: "That gives me an idea. Virgil, go to the warehouse entrance. If the villains leave the shed, save the old unicorn. Now let's see what's going on."
  • Morton: "Just a quick look."
  • Roy: No, Morton. Let's go back, please!"
  • Morton: "Come on, and stay close."
  • Roy: "Oh, don't worry, I will."
  • Morton: "Oh. How'd you know it was so dark inside?"
  • Roy: "It means there's no one there. Hey, the stolen cargo! Great! We've cracked it, we're heroes!"
  • Morton: "Eat your heart out, Ash!
  • Vin, Sam and Flan: "Hey, what are you doing here!"
  • Morton: "Aaah! The pirates!"
  • Roy: "Oh no, two of them!"
  • Vin, Sam and Flan: "Get them quick!"
  • (Morton and Roy run away, screaming)
  • Ash: "Right, now get ready to spring the trap when I say."
  • Alex: "Okay."
  • Ash: "Oh, let's hope Virgil's got a clear path."
  • Master Fung: "Oh dear. Hope everything's okay." (Virgil appears) "What the? Who the?"
  • Virgil: "Easy, old man. I've come to set you free."
  • Morton and Roy: (screaming, while being chased by the diamond dogs)
  • Ash: "Here they come. Don't move yet."
  • Richie: "Right!"
  • Ash: "Wait till they're on our side."
  • Richie: "They're getting close."
  • Ash: "Okay. Not yet. 3, 2, 1, charge!"
  • (Ash, Alex and Richie charge at the diamond dogs and catch them)
  • Ash: "Got ya!"
  • Richie: "The game's up. There's no escape!"
  • Shaggy: Hey, Raimundo, something's going on over there. I'll take a look."
  • Raimundo: "Ah, Shaggy, Shaggy, watch that..."
  • (Shaggy hits the flare)
  • Raimundo: "Flare! You bright spark, Shaggy!"
  • Shaggy: "Some flare!"
  • Steven (Narrating): In the morning, a slightly singed Raimundo and Shaggy led the villains away."
  • Ash: "Don't bump em' too hard, Shaggy. They might send up a flare, too!"
  • (Ash, Alex, Virgil, Richie and Master Fung laugh)
  • Ash: "Oh, well that's what I call a good night's work. You heading to Canterlot, Richie?"
  • Richie: Yeah, thanks, Ash.
  • Ash: "Ah, that's all right. Least I could do."
  • Richie: "Right. We'd better move. Pirates are not welcome here."
  • Virgil: "Nonsense. You're no pirate."
  • Richie: "Thank you all for your help."
  • Master Fung: "Yes. Thanks for everything."
  • Richie: "Come on, old man, let's get you home."
  • Master Fung: "Oh ho ho. That'll be nice."
  • Ash: "I'm really sad to see them go." (Kevin whistles) "Oh, hi, Kevin."
  • Kevin: Ash, are those the two you rescued last night?"
  • Ash: "Yeah. They helped us find the stolen cargo."
  • Kevin: Stevenn says you've done a great job, Ash.
  • Ash: Oh, couldn't have done it without Virgil and Alex."
  • Kevin: "Well, good work, my dears."
  • Ash: Thanks, Kevin.
  • Virgil: Thanks, Kevin. Well, I'm off to get some rest."
  • Ash: Thanks, Virgil." (Looks at Roy and Morton) "Roy and Morton, I want a word with them. Yeah, I don't know what we'd have done without your help."
  • Morton: "Well, somebody had to flush them out, so, uh, we did."
  • Roy: "We never really thought you stole the cargo."
  • Ash: "Oh, no. You'd have fooled me."
  • Alex: "Weren't you just a little bit scared?"
  • Morton: "No. Nothing scares us, does it, Roy?
  • Roy: "No." (Notices Morton backing up toward a box, still rigged with a flare) "Look out for the box!"
  • (The box explodes, Roy and Morton run away, screaming)
  • Alex: "They move pretty fast when they're 'not scared'!"
  • Ash: "They certainly do!"
  • (Ash and Alex laugh)

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