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Pizza Angel is a Netflix spoof to the VeggieTales song of the same title. It is a Pokemon-themed spoof starring Marina (from Bye Bye Psyduck) and Ariene (from Hi Ho Silver Away).

Plot

  • Marina is hungry, so she calls a pizza delivery. But as the hours pass, she sings Pizza Angel, until she finally hurries to the door, and sees that Ariene has eaten the Pizza, and that the box is all empty. Feeling sad, sunk and heartbroken, she finishes the entire song.

Cast

  1. Marina (Lisa Ortiz)
  2. Ariene (Roxanne Beck)

Trivia

  • The Kung Fu Candy outfit Marina wears from Say You'll Be There is the same.

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Samurai announcing it)
  • Samurai: And now, it's time for Silly Songs on Netflix, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a silly song. We join Marina as she hopes to get a pizza, but she is very hungry.
  • Marina: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours. No pizza.
  • (music begins)
  • Marina: I set the table with a paper plate. How would I know that it'd be late? It's taken so long, where could it be? Had a thirty minute guarantee! Pizza Angel, please come to me! Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees! You're my number one pie from Sicily! Did it get lost? Did they just forget? Should I have ordered on the internet? Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure. I think my soda's room temperature! (chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me!
  • Angel Chorus: Come to me!
  • Marina: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
  • Angel Chorus: On my knees!
  • Marina: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!
  • Angel Chorus : Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • Marina: I was concerned for my delivery!
  • Angel Chorus : Yeah, yeah!
  • Marina: Eight little slices of heaven for me! Can't stop thinking it would make me smile, when I taste my first Chicago style Going crazy while I pace the floor. Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!
  • (Marina rushes to door. Stops to see droopy flower on table and lifts flower up. Flower droops down again. Marina is pretending that she's leaping across heaven)
  • Marina: I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw.
  • (Ariene appears eating)
  • Marina: I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness, but the box was empty.
  • (Ariene opens pizza box)
  • (pizza box is empty)
  • (tear comes out of Marina's eye)
  • Ariene: Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. (door number is 16) (second six is upside-down) I-I was getting kinda hungry, so I ate-ate your pizza. (gives Marina pizza box & fixes upside-down six) Uh, sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything. (leaves)
  • (music comes back)
  • Marina: Pizza Angel, please come to me!
  • (angel chorus come in)
  • Angel Chorus: Come to me!
  • Marina: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
  • Angel Chorus: On my knees!
  • Marina: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!
  • Angel Chorus: Come to me!
  • Marina: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
  • Angel Chorus: On my knees!
  • Marina: I will miss you for eternity! (music ends) I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.

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