Joycelyn: (lifts up the fork) C'mon, Pj. Give your salad a big taste.
Joycelyn: Just a little taste of the food?
Pj: (sobs) NO!
Robert MacNeil: If you don't eat your salad, I'm calling the police.
Pj: No police yet, grandpa! IT'S NOT EXTREMELY FAIR!! (throws the plate, and bursts into tears)
Jim Lehrer: That's it, youngest! You're punished for 6 years!
Pj: (wailing) But, grandpa...
(The next morning...)
Angelina: (knocks on door)
Joycelyn: Come in.
Angelina: (opens door) Oh, Gwen Ifill. You've punished Pj to her room for 16 years.
Joycelyn: (picks up the phone) Hello?! It's me, Joycelyn! The father of Pj! Police officers NewsHour, send Pj in jail.
Judy Woodruff: Yes, Gwen Ifill!
(Nine minutes later...)
Pj: I'll never try my salad ever again.
Gwen Ifill: Freeze! What are YOOOOOOUUUU doing in HEEEEERRRE!!!?!??!!?
Pj: Nothing. (gets shrunk into mouse-size)
Margaret Warner: Oh, Pj. You're tiny just like me.
Pj: (in high-pitched voice) HEEEEELP!!!! I'M SHRUNK! HELP! HELP! I'M VERY TINY!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joycelyn: Gee whiz.
Angelina: Let's go back to the office.
Joycelyn: Okay, Angelina.
Pj: (still screaming and running) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
(15 years later...)
Pj: (who is 18 years old) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (stops screaming then grows herself back to normal size) Whew! What a relief. Now I can eat my broccoli on my own. (chomps on two forkfuls of broccoli and watches TV)
Narrator: (on TV) And now it's time for... Barney and Friends!
Barney: Excuse me, BJ?
BJ: Yes, Baby Bop.
Pj: Girl, I'm the greatest teenager boy of them all.