• Kermit the Frog (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Homer Simpson
  • Robin the Frog (from Children's Songs and Stories) as Bart Simpson
  • Bert (from Dance Along!) as Lenny Leonard
  • Gonzo (from Gonzo Presents Muppet Weird Stuff) as Moe Szyslak
  • Lefty the Salesman (from My Sesame Street Home Video) as Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
  • Sergeant Murphy (from Richard Scarry's Best Videos Ever) as Chief Clancy Wiggum
  • Ernie (from Sing Yourself Silly!) as Carl Carlson
  • The Cat in the Hat (from The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!) as Ned Flanders
  • Grover (from Monster Hits!) as Sideshow Mel
  • Fozzie Bear (from It's Not Easy Being Green) as Krusty the Clown
  • The Grinch (from Halloween is Grinch Night) as Mr. Burns
  • Conrad (from The Cat in the Hat) as Joe Quimby
  • Herry Monster (from We All Sing Together) as Principal Skinner
  • Sam the Eagle (from The Muppet Revue) as Superitendent Chalmers
  • Charlie Brown (from A Boy Named Charlie Brown) as Barney
  • Waldorf (from Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook) as Jasper
  • Dr. Julius Strangepork (from Muppet Treasures) as Hans Moleman
  • Clueless Morgan (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Kearney Zzywicz
  • Mad Monty (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Jimbo Jones
  • Polly Lobster (from Muppet Treasure Island) as Dolph Starbeam
  • Big Bird (from My Sesame Street Home Video) as Reverend Lovejoy
  • Sonny Friendly (from My Sesame Street Home Video) as Lionel Hutz
  • Papa Bear (from The Berenstain Bears) as Kirk Van Houten
  • Statler (from Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook) as Grandpa Abe
  • Hoots the Owl (from Sing Yourself Silly!) as Dr. Julius Hibbert
  • Lucy van Pelt (from A Boy Named Charlie Brown) as Edna Krabappel
  • The Lorax (from The Lorax) as The Sea Captain
  • Joey (from Dr. Seuss on the Loose) as Comic Book Guy
  • Sally (from The Cat in the Hat) as Martha Quimby
  • The Countess (from Rock & Roll!) as Belle
  • Prairie Dawn (from My Sesame Street Home Video), Sister Bear (from The Berenstain Bears), Peppermint Patty (from Snoopy, Come Home!) and Janice (from Rock Music with the Muppets) as Dancing Girls
  • Cookie Monster (from Monster Hits!) as Bumblebee Man
  • Animal (from Rock Music with the Muppets) as Groundskeeper Willie



Kermit the Frog:
My friends, stop!!

Dr. Julius Strangepork: (holding a bow with a flaming arrow)
Please hurry.

Kermit the Frog:
Sure, we could tear this house down...

(everyone resumes demolition of the building)

NO!! MY FRIENDS, STOP!!!! Lemme finish. We could tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.

The Song:

You could close down Gonzo's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere

(music starts)

The Countess:
We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the "Spring" in Springfield

Prairie Dawn:
We're the lace on the nightgown,

Sister Bear:
The point after touchdown,

The Countess, Prairie Dawn, Sister Bear, Peppermint Patty and Janice:
Yes, we put the "Spring" in Springfield

The Countess:
We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price

Big Bird:
Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals

Peppermint Patty:
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

They seem to entertain your dad

The Countess, Prairie Dawn, Sister Bear, Peppermint Patty and Janice:
The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
(The Countess flicks Cookie Monster's antenna)
In Springfield

Sergeant Murphy, Fozzie Bear, and Herry Monster:
We remember our first visit,

The service was exquisite

(talking) Why Conrad, I had no idea!

(talking) Come on now, you were working here!

Statler and Waldorf:
Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961

Robin the Frog:
To shut it down now would be twisted,

Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan:
We just heard this place existed

Prairie Dawn, Sister Bear, Peppermint Patty and Janice:
We're the highlights in your hairdo,

Lefty the Salesman:
The extra arms on Vishnu,

Prairie Dawn, Sister Bear, Peppermint Patty and Janice:
So don't take the

(Charlie Brown opens a Fozzie Bear-in-the-box)

We won't take the

(Grover blows on his slide-whistle)

Yes, let's keep the

(Gonzo crashes two garbage can lids together)

In Springfield

(Fozzie Bear hits his face with a pie, Animal accidentally hits Bert in the head with a sledgehammer, Sergeant Murphy and Joey bounce their bellies together, The Grinch honks the horn on his antique car, The Lorax reels in with his fishing rod in the fountain, and Charlie Brown burps).


The Cat in the Hat:
Well, I'm convinced. The house stays!

Big Bird:
This house is a very, very, very fine house.

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