- Drew as JFK
- Dawn as Cleo
- Misty as Joan
- Paul as Ponce
- Ash as Abe
- Brock as Ghandi
- Harley as Genghis Kahn
- Tracey as Glenn, the school janitor
- Archie as Scudworth
Litter Kills Literally quotes Edit
Misty and Brock are driving around the entire Pokemon city town.
- Misty: "Who's there?"
- Brock: "Orange."
- Misty: "Orange who?"
- Brock: "Orange you jealous of my new warm ups? that's who, [Laughs A Bit] Paul the beloved-"
- Brock throws his empty soda cup right out the car window.
- Misty: "Littering's not cool, Brock."
- Brock: "If littering's not cool, then why does Paul do it? geez you're lame."
- Misty: "Out! and I'm keeping your car seat."
Meanwhile right after Drew and Paul had their argument with 1 another........
- Paul: "Wait, Drew, I didn't mean it."
- Misty: "Paul, everyone is littering because they look up to you, you have got to stop."
- Paul: "What, Misty? is litter gonna kill me?"
- [Wind Wooshing]
- Paul: "What the-"
- [Rip, Tear!]
- Paul: "Ow, candy wrapper cut!"
- Paul: "Mixed berry apple, in my bloodstream."
- Paul slips right on a banana peel.
- Paul: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Paul: "Oh! Gaw!"
- Paul suddenly passes away from his injuries.
Meanwhile at Paul's funeral ceremony.......
- Female Singer: I'm missing you
what am I to do?
the tears stream down
like a flood
since you drowned
in your own blood
- Tracey: "Hi, I'm Tracey, I'm the school janitor, Paul was like a brother to me, probably because he was my foster brother, my dead foster brother....[Sniffs Depressingly] Paul, I just want you to know-"
- Archie: "Oh, Tracey, some student vomited in the hallway, could you make with the sawdust and clean it up?"
- Tracey: "Uh, yeah, but I'm kinda giving my brother's eulogy right now."
- Archie: "Oh, yeah, if you could just do it now, your brother will still be dead when you come back."
Tracey leaves the entire gym room to do the cleaning up.
- Drew: [Sniffs Depressingly]
Drew takes his place right at the podium.
- Drew: "Paul Jamesson was my best friend for life, he left me this black belt, it's Paul's black belt [Voice Breaking] Paul's black belt."
Drew gets ahold of Paul's motionless body.
- Drew: "Stand up, I know you're not really dead, stand up or I'll sock you 1!"
- Drew: "Oh my word, I just killed my dead friend!"
Drew places Paul's motionless body right back in the casket.
- Drew: "Paul, I'm gonna sleep here next to you."
Drew closes the casket, but he opens it back up and gets all freaked out.
- Drew: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I was in a coffin with a dead guy! (he runs around escaping in fear.) AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
- Dawn: "Drew, stay."
Dawn goes right after Drew.
- Ash: [Sighs Depressingly]
- Archie: "Harley, sing us back to class."
- Harley: "Okay, I'll sing now."
- Harley: Goodbye, farewell, goodbye, farewell, goodbye
Misty notices more trash litter.
- Misty: "You guys, pick up your trash, you guys, Paul died from trash you guys, and now you guys are littering, that sucks, you guys, [Thud!] ow! you guys suck."
Meanwhile with Drew's grief and depression.......
- Drew: [Sobbing Heavily]
- Drew: "Why?!? whyyyyyyyyyyy?!?"
- Drew: "You took him! he's been nowhere gone! gaw I killed my best friend!"
- Dawn: "Let it out, [Kisses A Bit] let it out."
- Drew: [Crying And Wailing Loudl]y
Drew washes his face a bit.
- Drew: [Sobbing Wildly]
- Drew: [Sniffs A Bit]
- Paul's Spirit Figure: "Cheer up, Drew, it's not your fault."
- Drew: "Oh my gosh, you're a g-g-g-g dead guy!"
- Paul's Spirit Figure: "No, I'm not a ghost, I'm part of your subconcience."
- Drew: "I knew you weren't dead, Paul, let's go score some chiks."
- Paul's Spirit Figure: "No, you don't understand, I'm just a figment of your imagination."
- Drew: "Ohhhhh. You're a genie."
- Paul's Spirit Figure: "I'm not a genie."
- Drew: "For my 1st wish, I want my dead friend back."
- Drew: "Paul, you're back, oh I missed you buddy."
- Paul's Spirit Figure: "This is so frustrating."
Meanwhile at the love cove........
- Ash: "Dawn, this isn't working for me, I'm not comfortable with you spending so much time with you ex, Drew."
- Drew: "Don't worry about me, I got my Nintendo 3DS."
Drew begins playing a Super Mario Bros. game on his Nintendo 3Ds.
- Ash: "The only game that boy is playing is pretending to be sad, and 1st PRIZE IS GETTING INTO YOUR PANTS!"
- Dawn: "it's not about that, honey cakes, all that matters is you and me."
[Video Game Fail Noises]
- Drew: "Now Luigi's dead, I'm killing everyone, oh, why couldn't Paul have had 3 lives like the super mario brothers?!?"
- Drew: [Sobbing Heavily Again]
- Dawn: "Maybe I should go back there."
Dawn goes right into the back seat of the car.
- Dawn: "It's gonna be okay, honey cakes."
- Drew: [Continues Sobbing Heavily]
- Ash: "Well I'll just leave you 2 alone 'cause it looks like you're about to do it anyhow."
- Drew: [Sobbing Lighter]
- Ash: "Here's my keys, uh, drop my car off at your house when you're done."
Meanwhile with Ash changing his mind.....
- Female Singer: Why are you so dead?
miss your bloody bug eyed head
we can't replace
your dead bloated face
you touched us all
with the life
- Ash: "I've been acting such the fool, Misty, I berated Dawn for comforting Drew in his time of grief."
- Misty: "When we cast our love into the sea of human emotion, sometimes what we catch is in fate's hands."
- Ash: "I've never asked to be a fisherman in such a sea as this."
- Misty: "Then you know what you must do."
- Ash: [Sniffs Depressingly]
Meanwhile at the thinking docks........
- Drew: [Sniffs Depressingly Again]
[Music In Background]
- Ash: "I'm sorry about how I've been acting, I don't really know what to say,"
- Drew: [Sniffs A bit]
- Male Singer: Every moment
- Ash: "so I'm just gonna hug you,"
since you left me
- Ash: "and hold you for a really long time."
I have wondered
why the night
- Drew: "Let go."
- Ash: [Shushing] "It's alright, Ash is here."
- Drew: "Let go or I'll slug you."
- Drew backs away from Ash.
- Drew: [Teared Up] "Hold me."
- Drew: [Sobbing Heavily Again]
- Drew: "I'm a Katzenberg, I'm not accustomed to tragedy."
- Ash: [Kisses A Bit]
- Drew: "You know the last thing Paul said to me? he said I hate you."
- Ash: "Oh yeah? well you wanna know the last thing Paul told me? he told me that you were a good dude."
- Drew: "Really? Paul said that?"
- Ash: "Let's not let Paul die in vain, we should learn from this and put an end to litter, forever, Paul would've wanted it this way."
- Drew: "But Paul loved littering."
- Ash: "Yeah, but once litter killed him, he probably would've changed his mind."
- Drew: "He said something about that, oh I saw him recently, he's a genie now, he lives in my head."