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Cast

Version 1

  • Rainbow Dash as Bob
  • Pinkie Pie as Larry
  • Spike as Junior Asparagus
  • Soarin' and Spitfire as Junior parents

Version 2

  • Snips as Bob
  • Snails as Larry
  • Pipsqueak as Junior Asparagus
  • Princess Cadence & Shining Armor as Junior parents

Version 3

  • Twilight Sparkle as Bob
  • Pinkie Pie as Larry
  • Spike as Junior
  • Princess Cadence & Shining Armor as Junior's parents

Lyics

Version 1

Rainbow Dash: Okay, Pinkie Pie Is Time For The Theme Song

Pinkie Pie: Um, yeah Rainbow Dash What Do I Do

Rainbow Dash: Hmm, you play guitar

Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash I Don't Can

Rainbow Dash:Oh Right Ok Ok Ok

Verison 2

Snips: Okay, Snails. It's time for theme song.

Snails: Um, yeah, Snips. What do I do?

Snips: Hmm... okay, uh, how about this? You play the guitar.

Snails: Snips, I don't have to play the guitar.

Snips: Oh, right. Okay, okay, uh... you play this.

Snails: Oh, I don't want to play that. I'll look silly.

Snips: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Snails: Nope. Not going to do it.

Snips: It's for the kids.

Snails: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Snips: Okay, it's time now. Better going out there.

(Snails walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Snips appears.)

Snips: (Singing) If you like to talk to unicorns

if a squash can make you smile

if you like to waltz with creatures

Up and down the produce aisle...

(Speaking) Have we got a show for you.

Chorus: PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales!

PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales!

Snips: Dragon, Griffon, gotta be...

Chorus: PonyTales!

Pipsqueak: Magic, rainbows, cupcakes...

Chorus: PonyTales!

Snails: Apple pies, sweet and sour, half an hour...

Chorus: PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

It's time for PonyTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!

(Snails collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)

Version 3

Twilight: Okay, Pinkie. It's time for the theme song.

Pinkie: Uh, y-yeah, Twilight. What do I do?

Twilight: Hmm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.

Pinkie: Twilight, I never practiced.

Twilight: Oh, you're right. Okay, you play this.

Pinkie: I don't wanna play that! I'll look silly!

Twilight: Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

Pinkie: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Twilight: It's for the kids.

Pinkie: Oh, okay. But they'd better not laugh!

Twilight: Alright. Better get on out there.

(Pinkie Pie appears with a tuba. As she plays it, Twilight Sparkle appears.)

Twilight (singing): If you like to talk to a pony,

If a dragon makes you smile,

If you like to waltz with a breezie

Buzzing up and down the aisle

(Speaking) Have we got a show for you!

Chorus: PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales!

Twilight: Unicorn, minotaur, wild boar

Chorus: PonyTales!

Spike: Apple pies, cloudy skies, derpy eyes

Chorus: PonyTales!

Pinkie: Rainbow power, sweets and flowers, half an hour

Chorus: PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

It's time for PonyTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!

(Pinkie collapses and the kids laugh at her)

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