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Pooh Breaks The Rules & Other Stories is Pikachufreak's Pooh & Friends spoof to Thomas Breaks The Rules & Other Stories, each containing two Season 1 episodes and five Season 2 episodes narrated by Ringo Starr for the US.

Cast

  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Buzz Lightyear as Edward (Patrick Warburton)
  3. Randy Cunningham as Henry (Ben Schwartz)
  4. Mike Chilton as Gordon (Reid Scott)
  5. Zachary Pingrey as James (Scott Menville)
  6. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  7. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)
  8. Penn Zero as Duck (Thomas Middleditch)
  9. Launchpad McQuack as Harold (Terry McGovern)
  10. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  11. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Bret Iwane)
  12. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  13. Princess Jasmine as Henrietta (Linda Larkin)
  14. Minnie Mouse as Lady Hatt (Russi Taylor)
  15. Flowers as Coaches
  16. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks

Episodes

  1. Pooh Breaks The Rules
  2. A Cow On The Line
  3. Old Iron
  4. Double Trouble
  5. Zachary In A Mess
  6. Penn Takes Charge
  7. Todd Proves A Point

Script

Pooh Breaks The Rules

  • Ringo Starr: There's a path to a quarry at the end of Pooh's route. It goes to some distance along the road. Pooh was very careful to whistle here in case anyone was coming. Early one morning, a large policeman was sitting close to the line. Pooh liked policemen. He had been a great friend of the officer who had just retired.
  • Pooh: Peep! Peep!
  • Ringo Starr: He whistled.
  • Pooh: Good morning.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh expected that the new officer would be friendly too. But was sorry to see that he didn't look friendly at all. He was red in the face and very cross.
  • Policeman: Disgraceful!
  • Ringo Starr: He spluttered.
  • Policeman: I didn't sleep a wink last night. It was so quiet, and now characters come whistling suddenly behind me.
  • Pooh: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: I only said good morning.
  • Ringo Starr: The policeman pointed to Pooh.
  • Policeman: Where's your cowcatchers?
  • Ringo Starr: He asked.
  • Pooh: But I don't catch cows, sir.
  • Policeman: Don't be funny.
  • Ringo Starr: Snapped the policeman. He looked at Pooh's feet.
  • Policeman: No side plates either.
  • Ringo Starr: And he wrote in his notebook.
  • Policeman: Characters going on public roads must have their wheels covered and a cowcatcher in front to protect people and animals from being dragged under the wheels if they stray under the line. You haven't so you are dangerous.
  • Driver: Rubbish.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh's driver.
  • Driver: We've been along here hundreds of times and never had an accident.
  • Policeman: That makes it worse.
  • Ringo Starr: The policeman answered. He wrote Regular Law Breaker in his book. Pooh puffed sadly away. Mickey Mouse was having breakfast he was eating toast and marmalade. The butler came in.
  • Butler: Excuse me, sir, you're wanted on the telephone.
  • Mickey: Bother that telephone!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • (Phone chattering)
  • Mickey: I'm sorry, my dear.
  • Ringo Starr: He said to his wife.
  • Mickey: Pooh is in trouble with the police and I must go at once.
  • Ringo Starr: At the station, Pooh's driver told Mickey Mouse what had happened.
  • Mickey: Dangerous to the public indeed. We'll see about that.
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse spoke to the policeman. But however much he argued with him it was no good.
  • Policeman: The law is the law.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Policeman: And we can't change it.
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse felt exhausted.
  • Mickey: I'm sorry, driver.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mickey: It's no use arguing with the policeman. We will have to make those cowcatcher things for Pooh I suppose.
  • Pooh: Everyone will laugh, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh.
  • Pooh: They say I look like an emperor.
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse stared, then he laughed.
  • Mickey: Well done, Pooh Bear. Why didn't I think of it before? We want a tram engine. When I was on my holiday, I met a nice emperor called Kuzco. He takes pirates from the farms but the trucks have taken most of his work and he needs a change. He has cowcatchers and sideplates. I'll write to this superintendent at once.
  • Ringo Starr: A few days later, Kuzco arrived.
  • Mickey: That's a good boy.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: I see you brought your coach Princess Jasmine.
  • Kuzco: You don't mind, do you, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: The stationmaster wanted to use her as a hen house, and that would never do.
  • Mickey: No indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: We couldn't allow that.
  • Ringo Starr: Kuzco made the silly pirates behave even better than Pooh did.
  • Policeman: Oi you!
  • Ringo Starr: At first, Pooh was jealous, but he was so pleased when Kuzco rang his bell and frightened the policeman, they've been firmed friends ever since.

A Cow On The Line

  • Ringo Starr: Buzz Lightyear was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Buzz was heading for trouble.
  • Buzz: Come on! Come on!
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed.
  • Pirates: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Screamed the pirates. Buzz puffed and clanked, the pirates rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Buzz clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some pirates were left behind. Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
  • Buzz: Bother of pirates!
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Buzz: Why can't they come quietly?
  • Ringo Starr: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened. When Mike and Randy heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Mike: Fancy allowing cars to break his train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • Ringo Starr: Old Kuzco was cross.
  • Kuzco: You couldn't help it, Buzz. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • Ringo Starr: Some days later, Mike rushed through Buzz's Station.
  • Mike: Boop boop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Mike.
  • Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • Ringo Starr: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Driver: Whoa, Mike!
  • Ringo Starr: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Mike: Pooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
  • Ringo Starr: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Ringo Starr: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Randy arrived.
  • Randy: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the cow. Randy backed away nervously.
  • Randy: I don't want to hurt her.
  • Ringo Starr: At the next station, Randy's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • Ringo Starr: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Todd will take her along.
  • Ringo Starr: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • Randy: Not a word.
  • Mike: Keep it dark.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Mike and Randy to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • Buzz: Well, well, well!
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Buzz.
  • Buzz: Two big characters afraid of a cow.
  • Mike: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what I mean, my dear Buzz?
  • Buzz: Yes, Mike.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Buzz. Mike felt somehow that Buzz "saw" only too well.

Old Iron

  • Ringo Starr: One day, Zachary had to wait at the station till Buzz Lightyear and his flowers came in. This made him cross.
  • Zachary: Late again!
  • Ringo Starr: Buzz laughed and Zachary fumed again. After Zachary had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • Zachary: Buzz is impossible!
  • Ringo Starr: He grumbled to the others.
  • Zachary: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh and Todd were indigent.
  • Todd: Old iron!? Slow!?
  • Pooh: Why, Buzz could beat you in a race any day!
  • Zachary: Really!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Zachary.
  • Zachary: I should like to see him do it.
  • Ringo Starr: Next morning, Zachary's driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled Zachary ready for shunting. Zachary was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Zachary puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Ringo Starr: He announced at last. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on Zachary's footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when Zachary started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Ringo Starr: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Ringo Starr: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman was ready when Buzz arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Buzz: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Buzz. Zachary was laughing.
  • Zachary: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • Zachary: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Buzz: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Ringo Starr: Called Buzz. Buzz was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with Zachary.
  • Driver: Steady, Buzz.
  • Ringo Starr: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Buzz's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Zachary's buffer. The characters swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Ringo Starr: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Buzz's driver checked the characters' speed, and Zachary's fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Buzz: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Buzz.
  • Zachary: I'm sorry.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Zachary.
  • Zachary: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Buzz.
  • Buzz: That's all right.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Buzz. The characters arrived at the station side by side. Mickey Mouse was waiting.
  • Mickey: A fine piece of work.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mickey: Zachary, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Buzz. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Buzz: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Buzz.
  • Buzz: It'll be lovely not to clank.

Double Trouble

  • Ringo Starr: It was a beautiful morning on Disneyland. Winnie the Pooh's red shirt sparkled in the sunshine, as he walked happily along his branch line with Mitchie and Amethyst. He was feeling very pleased with himself.
  • Todd: Hello, Pooh Bear.
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Todd.
  • Todd: You look splendid.
  • Pooh: Yes indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Boasted Pooh.
  • Pooh: Blue is the only proper color for a character.
  • Kuzco: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco.
  • Todd: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
  • Ringo Starr: Added Todd.
  • Pooh: Well, well, anyway.
  • Ringo Starr: Huffed Pooh.
  • Pooh: Blue is the only color for a really useful bear. Anyone knows that.
  • Ringo Starr: Todd said no more. He just grinned at Kuzco. Later, Pooh was resting when Todd arrived. A large hopper was loading his pirates full of coal. Pooh was still being cheeky.
  • Pooh: Careful.
  • Ringo Starr: He warned.
  • Pooh: Watch out with those silly pirates.
  • Pirates: Go on, go on!
  • Ringo Starr: Muttered the pirates.
  • Pooh: And by the way.
  • Ringo Starr: Went on Pooh.
  • Pooh: Those buffers don't look really safe to me.
  • Ringo Starr: The last load poured down.
  • Pooh: Help, help!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Pooh.
  • Pooh: Get me out!
  • Ringo Starr: Todd was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Pooh's smart red shirt was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
  • Todd: Ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Todd.
  • Todd: You don't look really useful now, Pooh. You look really disgraceful.
  • Pooh: I'm not disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Choked Pooh.
  • Pooh: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
  • Ringo Starr: It took so long to clean Pooh that he wasn't it time for his next train. Kuzco had to take Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Mitchie: Poor Pooh Bear.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Mitchie to Amethyst. They were most upset. Pooh was grumpy in the shed that night. Kuzco thought it made a great joke, but Todd was cross with Pooh for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose.
  • Todd: Fancy a really useful bear like Pooh becoming a disgrace to Mickey Mouse's railway.
  • Ringo Starr: Next day, Pooh was feeling more cheerful, as he watch Todd bring his pirates from the junction. The pirates were heavy and Todd was tired.
  • Driver: Have a drink.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Then you'll feel better.
  • Ringo Starr: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. Suddenly, Todd found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
  • Todd: Ooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Wailed Todd.
  • Todd: Help!
  • Ringo Starr: The buffers were broken and Todd was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Pooh to leave. He had seen everything.
  • Pooh: Now Todd has learned his lesson too.
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two characters made up their quarrel.
  • Todd: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Pooh.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered Todd.
  • Todd: You do know that, don't you?
  • Pooh: Of course.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Pooh.
  • Pooh: And I'm sorry I was cheeky. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

Zachary In A Mess

  • Ringo Starr: Kuzco and Princess Jasmine are enjoying their new job on Disneyland, but they do look old fashioned and did need new clothes. Zachary was very rude whenever he saw them.
  • Zachary: Ugh! What dirty objects!
  • Ringo Starr: He would say. At last, Kuzco lost patience.
  • Kuzco: Ron?
  • Ringo Starr: He asked.
  • Kuzco: Why are you red?
  • Zachary: I am a splendid boy.
  • Ringo Starr: Answered Zachary.
  • Zachary: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
  • Kuzco: Oh.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco earnestly.
  • Kuzco: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
  • Ringo Starr: Zachary went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, Ron left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down pirates. Zachary hated slow freight trains.
  • Zachary: Dirty pirates from dirty sidings! Blech!
  • Ringo Starr: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more pirates at each station till he had a long train. At first, the pirates behaved well, but Zachary bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Mike's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. Zachary had had an accident with cars before and should have remembered this.
  • Driver: Wait, Zachary, wait!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver, but Zachary wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Kuzco when they next met. The pirates' chance had come.
  • Pirates: Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
  • Pirates: On, on, on!
  • Ringo Starr: Yelled the pirates.
  • Zachary: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
  • Ringo Starr: Groaned Zachary. Through the station they thundered, disaster lay ahead.
  • (Zachary crashes into the tar wagons)
  • Ringo Starr: Something sticky splashed all over Zachary. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Kuzco and Todd were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
  • Kuzco: Look!
  • Ringo Starr: Explained Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: Whatever is that dirty object?
  • Todd: That's Zachary, didn't you know?
  • Kuzco: It's Zachary's shape.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: But Zachary is a splendid character and you'll never see his paint dirty.
  • Ringo Starr: Zachary pretended he hadn't heard. Kuzco and Todd cleared away the unhurt pirates and help Zachary home. Mickey Mouse met them.
  • Mickey: Well done, Todd and Kuzco.
  • Ringo Starr: He turned to Zachary.
  • Mickey: Fancy letting your pirates run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Kuzco shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Kuzco: Please sir, can Jasmine have one too?
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco.
  • Mickey: Certainly, Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
  • Ringo Starr: All Zachary could do as watch Kuzco as he ran off happily with the news.

Penn Takes Charge

  • Todd: Do you know what?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Todd.
  • Mike: What?
  • Ringo Starr: Grunted Mike.
  • Todd: Do you know what?
  • Mike: Silly!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Todd: Mickey Mouse says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger character to help me.
  • Zachary: Rubbish!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Zachary.
  • Zachary: Any character could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • Ringo Starr: Todd went off to get some coaches.
  • Todd: That stupid old signal.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Todd: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little character and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Ringo Starr: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some coaches to the station.
  • Mickey: Hello, Todd.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: You look tired.
  • Todd: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
  • Mickey: You look the right way up to me.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed Mickey.
  • Mickey: Cheer up. The new character is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Pooh and Kuzco will help.
  • Todd: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: The new character arrived.
  • Mickey: What's your name?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Mickey.
  • Penn: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Penn. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Penn better than Montague.
  • Mickey: Good. Penn it shall be. Here, Todd, show Penn around.
  • Ringo Starr: The two characters went off together. Soon they were very busy. Zachary, Mike and Randy watched Penn quietly doing his work.
  • Randy: He seems a simple sort of character.
  • Zachary: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Zachary, Mike and Randy: (quacking noises) Wheesh!
  • Ringo Starr: Smoke billowed everywhere. Todd was cross, but Penn took no notice.
  • Penn: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Todd?
  • Todd: Yes they do.
  • Ringo Starr: Answered Todd.
  • Penn: Right.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Penn.
  • Penn: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: He whispered something.
  • Penn: We'll do it later.
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extraordinary noise.
  • Randy, Mike and Zachary: Wheesh! (snorting noises)
  • Mickey: Bother!
  • Ringo Starr: He said and hurried to the yard. Penn and Todd calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the characters in. Mike, Zachary and Randy were furious.
  • Mickey: Stop that noise!
  • Ringo Starr: Bellowed Mickey.
  • Mike: They won't let us in!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Mike.
  • Mickey: Penn, explain this behavior.
  • Penn: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western character. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Todd and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, characters that we only take orders from you.
  • (Zachary and Mike blew their whistles loudly)
  • Mickey: Quiet!
  • Ringo Starr: Called Mickey.
  • Mickey: Todd and Penn, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • Ringo Starr: Mike, Randy and Zachary sniggered.
  • Mickey: As for you.
  • Ringo Starr: Thundered Mickey.
  • Mickey: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Penn is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • Ringo Starr: After Todd went away, Penn was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!

Todd Proves A Point

  • Ringo Starr: Todd worked hard at the new harbor. The workmen needed stone for their building. Kuzco helped, but sometimes the loads of stone were too heavy, and Todd had to fetch them for himself. Sometimes, he'd see Pooh.
  • Pooh: Well done, Todd. Mickey Mouse is very pleased with us.
  • Ringo Starr: An airfield was closed by. Todd heard the airplane zooming overhead all day. The noises of all was a duck.
  • Todd: Stupid thing!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd.
  • Todd: Why can't and go and buzz somewhere else?
  • Ringo Starr: One day, Todd stopped at the airfield.
  • Todd: Hello.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd.
  • ​Todd: Who are you?
  • Launchpad: I'm Launchpad.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the duck.
  • Launchpad: Who are you?
  • Todd: I'm Todd. What whirly great arms you've got.
  • Launchpad: They're nice arms.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: I can hover like a bird. Don't you wish you could hover?
  • Todd: Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.
  • Launchpad: I think railways are slow.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Launchpad.
  • Launchpad: They're not much use and quite out of date.
  • Ringo Starr: He whirled his arms and buzzed away. Todd found Kuzco at the quarry.
  • Todd: I say, Kuzco. That Launchpad, that stuck up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date. Just let him wait. I'll show him.
  • Ringo Starr: He collected his pirates and started off still fuming. Soon, they heard a familar buzzing.
  • Driver: Todd.
  • Ringo Starr: Whispered his driver.
  • Driver: There's Launchpad. He's not far ahead. Let's race him.
  • Todd: Yes, let's.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd. Todd pounded along, the pirates screamed and swayed.
  • Driver: Well, I'll be a ding-dong dang!
  • Ringo Starr: Said the driver. There was Launchpad. The race was on!
  • Driver: Go it, Todd!
  • Ringo Starr: He yelled.
  • Driver: You're ganging!
  • Ringo Starr: Todd had never been allowed to go fast before. He was having the time of his life.
  • Todd: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: He panted to the pirates.
  • Pirates: We don't want to, we don't want to.
  • Ringo Starr: They grumbled. It was no use. Todd was bucketing along with flying wheels and Launchpad was high and alongside. The fireman shoveled for dear life.
  • Driver: Well done, Todd!
  • Ringo Starr: Shouted the driver.
  • Driver: We're ganging! We're going ahead! Oh good boy, good boy!
  • Ringo Starr: A distant signal warned them that the harbour wharf was near.
  • Todd: Peep peep peep! Brakes, conductor, please?
  • Ringo Starr: The driver carefully checked the train's headlong speed. They rolled onto the main line, and haulted on the wharf.
  • Todd: Oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: Groaned Todd.
  • Todd: I'm sure we've lost.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman scrambled to the cab roof.
  • Fireman: We've won, we've won!
  • Ringo Starr: He shouted.
  • Fireman: Launchpad's still hovering. He's looking for a place to land. Listen, boys.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman called.
  • Fireman: Here's a song for Todd. (singing) Said Launchpad McQuack to our Todd you are slow. Your railway is out of date and not much used you know, but Todd and his stone pirates did the trip in record time, and we beat the duck on our old branch line.
  • Ringo Starr: Todd loved it.
  • Dipper: Oh, thank you!
  • Ringo Starr: He said. He liked the last line best of all, and was a very happy boy.

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