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Cast

  • Pooh - Basil
  • Rabbit - Dawson
  • Piglet - Olivia
  • Tigger - Hiram
  • Kanga - Ms. Judson
  • Eeyore - Fidget
  • Shaggy - Bartholomew
  • Claude Frollo - Ratigan
  • Marie - Felicia
  • Kessie - Fidget (Disgustied Version)
  • Esmeralda - Queen Mousetoria
  • Pocahontas - Robot Queen Mousetoria
  • Princess Aurora - Miss Kitty
  • Marahute - Toby

Transcript

Part I

  • [Fade in, the exterior of the Tigger's toy shop. Caption: "London 1897", the camera pans slowly by the small street, house drawn carrige drives, neighs as the focus. Inside the Piglet & Tigger to perhaps.]
  • Piglet: Y'know, Tigger, this is my very best birthday.
  • Tigger: Ah, but I haven't given you your present yet.
  • Piglet: What is it, what is it?
  • Tigger: Now, now, close your eyes. Uh, uh, uh, uh! Aw, no, no peeking now.
  • [Suddenly, the Piglet was heard laughing into me, like a dancing mouse.]
  • Piglet: Oh, Tigger! You made this just for me?
  • [Outside, the Eeyore approaches, an evil laughing.]
  • Piglet: You are the most wonderful Tigger in the, in the world. [Eeyore hitting the door being so frightening Piglet and Tigger to him.] WHOA! WHO IS THAT?!!
  • Tigger: I don't know...quickly, dear, stay in here and don't come out!
  • [Suddenly, the Eeyore appears will bursts like an evil donkey will laughing. Piglet watches that terror about gets Tigger & Eeyore gets struggle free, shutting the door back.]
  • Eeyore: Now I gotcha, Tigger!
  • Tigger: Aw, Piglet!
  • [Piglet pushes the door. Then was heard closing the door, the opens the door will steps out, the shop will dark, these are big messs. Piglet will going over to calling the Tigger.]
  • Piglet: Tigger! Where are you?! Tigger...where are you?! TIGGER! [echoing voice] TIGGER!!!
  • [Piglet cries will voice reverberates hollowly off sides of the nighttime will deadline. The Tigger was kidnapped!]
  • ["Scratchpad proudly presents..." and "Pooh the Great Bear Detective", the music ends they look at each other.]
  • Rabbit: It was the Eve of the Esmeralda, and the year her majesty's government came to the brink of disaster. She... Oh... [chuckles] I'm, I'm getting ahead of myself. My name is Rabbit, most recently of the Esmeralda's 66th Regiment. I had just arrived in Lodon after lengthy service in Afghanistan and was anxious to find a quiet place preferably dry where I could rest and find a bit of peace. Little did I know but my life was about to change forever.
  • [Suddenly, the Piglet was heard crying.]
  • Rabbit: Oh... Oh, my! Are you alright, my dear? Come now, come now, here, dry your eyes. [Piglet blow your nose.] Ah yes, that's better. Now tell me, what's troubling you, my dear?
  • Piglet: I... I'm lost. I... I... I'm trying to find Pooh bear.
  • Rabbit: Now, lemme see here, "Famous detectives solving baffling disappearance." Mmm, hmm. But, where are your mother and father?
  • Piglet: [getting upset] That's why I must find Pooh!
  • Rabbit: There, there, there, now, now, now, well I don't know any Pooh. But I do remember where Pooh Bear is, now come with me. We'll find this Pooh chap together.

Part II

  • [Suddenly, the Sherlock Holmes will hear a violin, Piglet and Rabbit arrives in Kanga.]
  • Rabbit: Good evening, Kanga. Is this the residence of Pooh Bear?
  • Kanga: I'm afraid it is, he's not here at the moment, but you're welcome to come in and wait.
  • Rabbit: Oh, I-I don't want to impose, it's just the pig.
  • Kanga: Oh my, you poor dear. You must be chilled to the bone. Oh ho ho ho, but I know just the thing, lemme fetch 'ya a pot of tea and some of my fresh cheese crumpets.
  • [Kangas closes the door shut, a pipe was puffing. Four different shoes.]
  • Pooh: Ah-ha! The villian's slipped this time, I shall have him! [Lightning strikes as Pooh saw.] Outta my way, outta my way!
  • Rabbit: I say, who... who are you?
  • Pooh: What? Where? Pooh bear, my good fellow.
  • Piglet: Mr. Pooh Bear, I need you help, and I...
  • Pooh: All in good time.
  • Piglet: But, but you don't understand I'm in terrible trouble.
  • Pooh: If you'll excuse me.
  • Rabbit: Here, now, now, now see here! This little pig is in the need of assistance, I think you ought...
  • Pooh: Will you hold this, please, doctor?
  • Rabbit: Or course, ah just a moment how did the deuce did you know I was a doctor?
  • Pooh: Quite simple, really. You have sewn your torn cuff together with the Lembert stitch, which of course, only a surgeon uses. And the thread is a unique form of catgut distinguished by it's peculiar pungency and found only in the Afgham provinces.
  • Rabbit: Amazing!
  • Pooh: Actually, it's elementary my dear Rabbit.
  • [Pooh shoots the gun, the pillow will small create a hole, the feather flies.]
  • Kanga: What in heaven's name? Oh, oh! [spits the feather] Mah good pillow's! Mr. Pooh Bear! How many times have I told you...
  • Pooh: There, there, Kanga. It's quite all right. Mmm, I believe I smell some of there delightful cheese crumpets of yours.
  • Kanga: But, ah, but, but...
  • Pooh: [closing the door] Now, I know the bullet's here somewhere. Thank you, Piglet.
  • Piglet: The pig. Piglet is the pig.
  • Pooh: Whatever.
  • Piglet: Yes, but you don't understand!
  • Pooh: Shh... [Pooh sees the two bullets a crates are labels.) Yeah, yes! Noooo! Drat! Another dead end. He was within my grasp.
  • [Pooh plays the violin.]
  • Piglet: Now will you please listen to me? My Tigger's gone and I'm all alone.
  • Pooh: Little pig, this is a most inopportune time. Surely your mother knows where he is.
  • Piglet: I don't have a mother.
  • [The violin screeches was horrible!]
  • Pooh: Well, uh, well, then perhaps. See here I simply have no time for lost Tigger's.
  • Piglet: I didn't lose him, he was taken, by a donkey!
  • Pooh: Did you say...donkey?
  • Piglet: Yes.
  • Pooh: Did he have a crippled donkey?
  • Piglet: I don't know, but he had a donkey!
  • Pooh: Ha, know him? That donkey, one Eeyore by name, is in the employ of the fiend who was the very target of my experiment! The horror of my every waking moment, the nefarious Judge Claude Frollo! [Lightning strikes as the picture of Frollo saw.]
  • Rabbit: Uh, Frollo?
  • Pooh: He's a genius, Rabbit. A genius, twisted for evil. The Napoleon of crime!
  • Rabbit: As bad as all that, eh?
  • Pooh: Worse, for years I've tried to capture him and I've come close, so very close. But, each time he's narrowly evaded my grasp.
  • [Lightning strikes at the sound, cut to deeper by the London's sewers.]
  • Pooh: Not a corner of London's safe while Frollo's at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct! No depravity he wouldn't commit, who knows what dastardly scheme that villian maybe plotting even as we speak.
  • [Inside the prison, the mechincal robot. Tigger is working at the moment, when Frollo appears.]
  • Frollo: [laughing] Quite an ingenious scheme, eh, Tigger? And aren't you proud to be a part of it?
  • Tigger: This whole thing...it's monstrous!
  • Frollo: We will have our device ready by tomorrow, evening won't we? You know what will happen if you fail?
  • Tigger: I don't care!
  • [The robot as not working, she hit the Frollo's body like the oil.]
  • Tigger: You can do what you want with me. I won't be a part want with me, I won't be a part of this, this, this evil any longer!
  • Frollo: Mmm, very well. If that is your decision. Oh-uh, by the way, I'm talking the liberty of having your daughter here.
  • Tigger: Piglet?
  • Frollo: Yes. Hm-mmm, yes. I would spend many a sleepless night if anything unfortunate were to befall me.
  • Tigger: You, you wouldn't!
  • [The Frollo gets struggle in the dancing mouse into me.]
  • Frollo: [yells angrily] FINISH IT, TIGGER!!
  • [Tigger does she very told you, going over to the Frollo's lair. Frollo humming as well the writes.]
  • Frollo: Oh, I love it when I'm nasty. Eeyore? EEYORE! Bright and alert as always, here's the list. You know what to do, and no mistakes.
  • Eeyore: No, no, no mistakes, sir. Tools, gears, pigs, uniforms--
  • Frollo: [shouts from the doorway] NOW, EEYORE!!!!
  • Eeyore: I'm going, I'm going!

Part III

  • [Cut to: Frollo's room on the throne, and the kids.]
  • Frollo: My friends we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career, a crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! [all cheering, Shaggy gets the empty mug will drips down the floor.]
  • Frollo: Tomorrow, evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her Esmeralda and.. with the enthusiastic help of our good friend, Tigger, it promises to the a night she will never forget! [The newpaper bursts into the burns.] Her last night, and my first as supereme ruler of all students!
  • All: YAY!
  • [Suddenly, "The World Greatest Criminal Mind" theme song, are Frollo's spotlight into the shine.]
  • Frollo: [singing] From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper / The head that made headlines in every newspaper / And wonderous things like the Tower Bridge Job / The cunning display that made Londoners sob / Now comes the real tour de force / Tricky and wicked, of course / My earlier crimes were fine for their times / But not that I'm at it again [Shaggy kicks off the fountain, after the drinking the pink drink.] An even grimmer plot has been simmering / In my great criminal brain
  • All: Even meaner / You mean it / Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? / You're the best of worst around / Oh, Frollo / Oh, Frollo / The rest fall behind / To, Frollo / To, Frollo / The world's greatest criminal mind!
  • [stops singing]
  • Frollo: Thank you, thank you. But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar. I've had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate detective, Pooh Bear.
  • All: Boo!
  • Frollo: [cries] For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven't had a moment's peace of mind.
  • All: Aww!
  • Shaggy: [cries]
  • Frollo: [turns to red light] But, all that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even Pooh, can stand in my way! All will bow before me!
  • [back to singing]
  • All: Oh, Frollo / Oh, Frollo / You're tops and that's that / To, Frollo / To, Frollo
  • Shaggy: [singing] To, Frollo, the world's greatest judge-- [hiccups]
  • [stops singing again]
  • Frollo: What was that?! What did you call me?
  • Daphne: Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Claude.
  • Velma: It was just a slip of the tongue.
  • Frollo: [yelling] I AM NOT A JUDGE CLAUDDE!!
  • Fred: Course you're not, you're a Shaggy!
  • Daphne: Yeah, that's right, right, a Shaggy!
  • Velma: Yeah, as big one!
  • Frollo: Silence! Oh, my dear Shaggy. I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me. [Frollo rings the bell, all gasped by the terror when Marie the kitten appears.]
  • Shaggy: [singing] Oh, Frollo / Oh, Frollo / You're the tops and that's that / Oh dear, to Frollo / To Frollo / To Frollo, the world's greatest never end!
  • [Marie swallows Shaggy.]
  • Marie: Meow.
  • Frollo: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Oh, Marie, my precious, my baby. Did Frollo's little honey bun enjoy her tasty treat? I trust there will be no further interruptions? And now...as you were singing?
  • [back to singing again]
  • All: Even louder / We'll shout it / No one can doubt what we know you can do / You're more evil than even you / Oh, Frollo / Oh, Frollo / You're one of a kind / To, Frollo / To, Frollo / The world's greatest criminal mind!!
  • [The song ends, they look at each other, of Frollo's picture of the storm sounds.]
  • Pooh: This case is most intriguting what it's multiplicity of elements, it's many twists and turns. Now, you're certain you've told me everything? The slightest detail maybe important.
  • Piglet: It's just as I sad, and then Tigger was gone.
  • Rabbit: What do make of it?
  • Pooh: Hmm, Frollo's up to something, a crime of the most sinister nature no doubt, the question is: What would he want with a toy maker?
  • Piglet: [the lighting strikes will sneaks up Eeyore] AAAAAAAAH!
  • Pooh: Quickly, Rabbit, we've not a moment to lose!
  • Rabbit: Uh, uh I'm right behind you, Pooh. No sign of the blackguard anywhere.
  • Pooh: Not quite, Rabbit. He left some rather unusual footprints, they obviously belong to the same fiend who abducted the fur-tiger. Frollo's is a claude.
  • Rabbit: Uh, Pooh?
  • Pooh: Ah-ha! Excellent work, old Rabbit! Ha-ha-ha!
  • Kanga: Now, there's nothing to be afraid of, my dear.
  • Rabbit: The scoundrel's quite gone.
  • Pooh: Ha-ha, but not for long, your forehead!
  • Piglet: Tigger!
  • Pooh: Whatever, now, we simply pursue our peg-legged donkey friend until he leads us to the fur-tiger.
  • Piglet: Then you'll get Tigger back?
  • Pooh: Yes, and quite soon if I'm not mistaken, now, hurry along. Rabbit, we must be off to Marahute's.
  • Rabbit: Marahute's.
  • Pooh: Ha! I should think a stouhearted army thing like the would leap at the chance for adventure.
  • Piglet: Wait for me! I coming too!
  • Pooh: [holds back to violin] What? Certainly not, this is no business for children.
  • Piglet: Are we going to take a cab?
  • Pooh: Oh, my dear. I don't think you understand, it will be quite dangerous--! [he steps by violin, the brokes the violin will half] Why you... look at... di... di... Little pig, you are most definity not accompanying us, as that is final!

Part IV

  • Pooh: And not a word outta you, is that clear?
  • Watson: But Holmes, that music is so frightfully dull.
  • Holmes: Come along.
  • Pooh: Marahute? Marahute?
  • Piglet: Who is Marahute?
  • Rabbit: Well my dear, Marahute is... well, she's uh, uh... I say Pooh, who is this Marahute chap?
  • Pooh: Ah! Here she is now! Rabbit, Marahute.
  • Rabbit: Charmed, I'm sure.
  • Pooh: Now, Marahute! Marahute, stop that! Marahute, cease! Desist! Ha! Tsk, tsk, tskk, frightfully sorry, old Rabbit. Marahute has the most splendid sense of smell of any eagle I've trained, but she can be deucedly frisky.
  • Piglet: Hello, Marahute, silly eagle! Would you like a crumpet?
  • Pooh: Here now, Marahute? Marahute? To the matter at hand, I want you to... good now Marahute, Marahute. I want you to find, this fiend! Yes, you know his type. A villian. A scoundrel! Low brow, close set eyes, broken wing. Oh, he's a peg-legged donkey with a broken wing. Yes, yes, that's the spirit! Got his scent? Good girl, good girl! You little forehead!
  • Piglet: Tigger!
  • Pooh: Whatever, your Tigger is as good as found. Marahute...sick 'em! Ah-ha! Yoicks! Tally-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The thrill of the hunt, eh, Rabbit?
  • Rabbit: Quite?
  • Pooh: Oh-hoo-hoo, our peg-legged quarry can't be far now.
  • [Inside the toy shop, Eeyore's reading list.]
  • Eeyore: Get the following. Tools, check. I got tools. Gears, double check. I got gears, the pig. No, didn't get pig. Uniforms, I got plenty uniforms! Oh no, oh no, I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Oh, I gotta hide!
  • Pooh: Splendid job, Marahute!
  • Marahute: [screeching]
  • Pooh: Now, Marahute, sit! Marahute, sit!
  • Piglet: Sit, Marahute!
  • Pooh: Good girl. If you'll excuse me.
  • Piglet: You he good now, we're going to find my Tigger.
  • Pooh: Ah, ha! Here is our friend's entrance.
  • Rabbit: But, Pooh, how could he fit through such a tiny...
  • Pooh: Observe, Doctor.
  • Rabbit: Pooh, you astound me! Oh, I beg your pardon I... Oh my, upon my word I've never seen so many toys.
  • Pooh: Behind any of which could lurk a bloodthirsty assassin, so please, Rabbit. Be very careful.
  • [Suddenly, the fireman was heard band play.]
  • Pooh: Oh! What the--?! Whoa!
  • [Pooh gets the control lever, then turned off the music.]
  • Pooh: PLEASE!! Quiet! Don't let this pig out of your sight.
  • Rabbit: Now Piglet, dear, stay close.
  • Pooh: Hmm, checkmate. Ah-ha! I know just don't rush me. Evidence of our peg-legged adversary, hmm...how very odd.
  • Rabbit: What is it, Pooh?
  • Pooh: Isn't it painfully obvious, Rabbit? These dolls have been stripped of theif uniforms. And not by and child, either. Hello, someone has taken the liberty of removing the clockwork mechanisms from these toys.
  • Rabbit: Pooh.
  • Pooh: Please, I'm trying to concentrate.
  • Rabbit: But Pooh, I...
  • [Just then, Piglet will sneaks up Eeyore will suddenly hear Piglet's screaming.]
  • Rabbit: Piglet!
  • Eeyore: Gotcha!
  • Pooh: Quickly Rabbit, ha-ha-ha, look out!
  • Eeyore: Bye, bye! [Marahute screeches.]
  • Pooh: Stop, you fiends!
  • Piglet: [muffles] Help! Pooh bear, help! Help!
  • Eeyore: [singing] We got the gears, we got the tools, we got the uniforms, we got the pig, ha-ha-ha!
  • Rabbit: Pooh! Pooh! Pooh, Piglet, she's...
  • Pooh: She's gone, Rabbit! Confound it, now she's been spirited away by that maniacal little monster, and a somewhat evil relative of yours! Soon to be in the clutches of the most depraved mind in all of London! I should have known better than to... than to... Uh, eh, Rabbit, Rabbit? I say, Rabbit, old chap?
  • Rabbit: Oh, ah, poor pig. I should have watched her more closely.
  • Pooh: Don't old fellow. It's not entirely hopeless. We'll get her back.
  • Rabbit: Do-do you think there's a chance?
  • Pooh: There's always a chance, guys, as long as one can think.
  • Rabbit: Get the following, tools, gears...
  • Pooh: What? Rabbit, you've done it! This list is precisely what we need!
  • Rabbit: What?
  • Pooh: Quickly, back to the Pooh bear's room!

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