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Sonic the Hedgehog decides to help Buddy the Bellhop by showing him how to be popular! This is the song Sonic sings while doing so.
Sonic: Buddy, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!
Buddy: You really don't have to do that......
Sonic: I know. That's what makes me so nice!
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it; who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.........
And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over!!
I know, I know....exactly.......what they need
And even in your case......
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face.....
Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed!!
Follow my lead!
And yes indeed!.....
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teack you the proper words
When you talk to girls
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that truely counts to be
I'll help you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cuz you've got an awfully long way to go!
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it is as personality dialysis
Now that I've choosen to become a pal!
There's nobody wiser!
Not when it comes to popular
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary; who you were
There's nothing that can stop you
La La La La!!
We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or especially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
They were popular!
Please! It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular like me!
Why, Sir Buddy! Look at you! You look great!
Buddy: I have to go.......
Sonic: You're welcome!
And though you protest
I know clandestinly
You're gonna grin and bear it!
You're new found popularity!
La La La La!!
You'll be popular
Just not quite as popular.....