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Sonic the Hedgehog decides to help Buddy the Bellhop by showing him how to be popular! This is the song Sonic sings while doing so.

Sonic: Buddy, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!

Buddy: You really don't have to do that......

Sonic: I know. That's what makes me so nice!

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I

And let's face it; who isn't less fortunate than I?

My tender heart tends to start to bleed.........

And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over!!

I know, I know....exactly.......what they need

And even in your case......

Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face.....

Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed!!

Follow my lead!

And yes indeed!.....

You.....

Will.....

Be........

Popular

You're gonna be popular!

I'll teack you the proper words

When you talk to girls

Little ways to flirt and flounce

Oh!

I'll show you what shoes to wear

How to fix your hair

Everything that truely counts to be

Popular

I'll help you be popular

You'll hang with the right cohorts

You'll be good at sports

know the slang you've got to know

So let's start

'Cuz you've got an awfully long way to go!

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it is as personality dialysis

Now that I've choosen to become a pal!

A brother!

An advisor!

There's nobody wiser!

Not when it comes to popular

I know about popular

And with an assist from me

To be who you'll be

Instead of dreary; who you were

Well, are....

There's nothing that can stop you

From becoming

Popular.....Lar

La La La La!!

We're gonna make you pop-u-lar!

When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features

I remind them on their own behalf

To think of

Celebrated heads of state

Or especially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

They were popular!

Please! It's all about popular!

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular like me!

Why, Sir Buddy! Look at you! You look great!

Buddy: I have to go.......

Sonic: You're welcome!

And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinly

You're gonna grin and bear it!

You're new found popularity!

Ha!

La La La La!!

You'll be popular

Just not quite as popular.....

As.....

ME!!!!..........

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