Cast[]
- Brad Farrell as Stan Marsh
- Carol Blake as Wendy Testaburger
- Betty Coles as Bebe Stevens
- Doug Farrell as Kyle Broflovski
- Squid Watkins as Mr. Garrison
- Dac McMasters as Mr. Mackey
- Professor Blake as Randy Marsh
- Brad Coles as Craig Tucker
- Johnny Coles as Chef
- Young Reporter as Clyde Donovan
- Burly Mechanic as Sharon Marsh
- Jackson as Eric Cartman
- The Waiter as Butters Stotch
- Giggly Blond as Tammy Warner