Francine: "Oh, Agnes Skinner, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."
Agnes Skinner: "Well, you know my dog."
Francine: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Mucky?"
Agnes Skinner: "Yeah, well this time he's really gone and done it: I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought: That's kinda cute, when all of a sudden, he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds,"
Agnes Skinner: "and now, I don't have a turkey."
Hayley: "Mr. Mucky is a bad dog."
Agnes Skinner: "From now on, his new name is Mr. Go Away, oh what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."
Francine: "You know something?"
Agnes Skinner: "What?"
Francine: "There's a place in Green Island, New York that has pre-cooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
Agnes Skinner: "Oh, I can't make it to Green Island, New York."
Principal Lewis: "Well you could if I took you there."
Agnes Skinner: "You'd do that for me?"
Principal Lewis: "Sure."
Agnes Skinner: "Oh come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."