A list of quotes from Animaniacs/VeggieTales for YouTube.

ManiacTales Theme Song

Yakko: Okay, Wakko, it's time for the theme song.

Wakko: Uh, yeah, Yakko. What do I do?

Yakko: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar.

Wakko: Yakko, I don't have any hands.

Yakko: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.

Wakko: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!

Yakko: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Wakko: Nope. Not going to do it.

Yakko: It's for the kids.

Wakko: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Yakko: All right! Better get on out there. If you like to talk to warners, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with mouses, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you!

All: ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales. ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales.

Yakko: Squirrel, Doctor, gotta be...

All: ManiacTales!

Skippy Squirrel: Pigeons, Hedgehogs, Mouses...

All: ManiacTales!

Larry: Cats, Dogs, half an hour...

All: ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! It's time for ManiacTales!

(Animaniacs laughing)

ManiacTales Theme Song (2010)

Yakko and Animaniacs: If you like to talk to warners, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with mouses, Up and down the produce aisle... Ahem. Excuse me. Have we got a show for you!

All: ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales. ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales, ManiacTales.

Yakko: Squirrel, Doctor, gotta be...

All: ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like ManiacTales! It's time for ManiacTales!

(Animaniacs laughing)

Where's God When I'm S-Scared

The Water Buffalo Song

Anonymous British narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Wakko, the part of the show where Wakko comes out and sings a silly song, so without further ado, silly songs with Wakko.

Wakko hops out with an oversized cowboy hat

Wakko: The water buffalo song!

music kicks in and the singing kicks in

Wakko: Everybody's got a waterb buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, oh where'd we get them I don't but everybody's got a water bufaloooooooo... I took my water buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor oh everybody's got a...

Dr. Scratchansniff hops in annoyed and angered, interrupting the song.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Stop it stop, stop right this instant what do you think you're thinking you're doing, you can't say everybody's got a water buffalo because everybody does not have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying, "where's my water buffalo, why don't I have a water buffalo", and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, now stop being so silly!!!

Dr. Scratchansniff hops off and Wakko looks at the camera and the silly song title card cuts in.

Anonymous British narrator: This has been silly songs with Wakko, tune in next time to hear Wakko sing.

Wakko pops out of no where.

Wakko: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, her's is pink but mine is blue, hers was small but...

Dr. Scratchansniff charges towards Larry angrily.

Dr. Scratchansniff: *screams*

Did you say trouble?

Wakko: (opens one eye after the narrator talks) Did you say trouble?

Goodfeathers burst door open with the door slamming back knocking out Squit. They walk towards Wakko with Wakko freaked out.

The next scene cuts to the desert where the goodfeathers carrying him to the dog's den while Wakko is asking questions to them.

Wakko: So you guys are pigeons? Well that's pretty cool have you always been wise, or did you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese all thing? Hey I can see my house from here.

King Salazar's Dogs: Dog's growl

Pesto: Wakko, because you violated section 4219-2r9-4000-6.1-7...b, of the code of Studios, forbidding prayer to anyone but Dr. Scratchansniff, you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the dogs. Goodbye.

Wakko gets thrown in and screams.

Wakko: Hey don't I get a phone caaaaalllllll?!

Wakko lands face first and looks up at the surface while the Goodfeathers mock him.

Bobby: Hey Wakko! You're sure going to have a lot of fun down there! We're not "ly-in".

  • Bobby and Squit laugh.

Squit: Uh yeah! You better be "ly-in" down... Um... 'cuz those dogs are"lie"..."on" you! Ha ha!

Bobby: What? Mine was funny. Yours was...goofy.

  • Wakko still looks at the surface while Bobby and Squit are still arguing.

Bobby: Dog's are going to ly-on you?! There going eat him! Not going to ly-on him.

Squit: Well, well maybe there goning to lie on them then eat them. Or maybe one will lie on him while another on, maybe eats him. Or maybe...

(the two scallions argue about what will happen as they push a giant rock over the hole to the lion's den making the den completely dark)

Yakko, Skippy & Wakko

Yakko is Siting

Thaddeus Plotz: Everybody else is lying down, but you three are standing up.

Ralph The Guard: Actually, boss, I think that tomato is sitting.

Yakko: I'm standing!

Ralph The Guard: Sitting

Yakko: Look! This is sitting and this is standing. I'm standing.

Ralph The Guard: Okay, he's standing.

What Would Happen?

Yakko: Um, what would happen. Say, if someone didn't quite agree with everything in that song, so they didn't, um... didn't sing it. What would happen?

Thaddeus Plotz: What's that over there?

Skippy Squirrel: That's the furnace.

Thaddeus Plotz: What's it for?

Wakko: Well, that's where the bad bunnies go.

Thaddeus Plotz: Let's just say, in my mind, if you don't bow down and sing the song, you're a BAD bunny.

Yakko: You don't mean?

Thaddeus Plotz: But I'm sure that won't happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there.

Wakko-Boy And The Rhubella Rat

About the Flower Bed

Wakko: Hey! you're a rat!

Rhubella Rat: That's right! Did you hear about Dr. Scratchansniff?

Wakko: Oh, Dr. Scratchansniff's is going to be mad! He hates rats in his flower bed!

Rhubella Rat: Yeah, But... Did you hear about Dr. Scratchansniff?

Wakko: You'd better get out of here, before Dr. Scratchansniff comes back!

Rhubella Rat: You're not listening to me. Did you hear -

Dr. Scratchansniff: Master Wakko! It's the Dot! She says it's urgent!

Wakko: I'll be right there! I got to go. How that thought.

God Wants Me To Forgive Them

What'd you do that for?

Hamton J. Pig: Hey! What'd you did that for?

Babs Bunny: I didn't do. You did it you big possum head.

Hamton J. Pig: I did not you taco salad rabbit nose.

Babs Bunny: You did you casserole head iguana boy!

(everyone goes into silence)

Hamton J. Pig: Flavio!

(Flavio steps out of the car)

Flavio: Now Babs, apologize to your brother.

Babs Bunny: Huh? What for?

Flavio: Well, you know he just turned eighteen years old.

Babs Bunny: Yeah, so?

Are You My Neighbor

Here comes of shoe on his Head

Wakko: Gosh, this is fun. It's great that my lobster can get out and run.

Yakko: (voice over) But neither the toy nor the boy with the shoe, could see the disaster about to ensue. For up in the rocks, hidden just out of sight were 6 beady eyes filled with anger and spite. 6 beady eyes watched our hero meander, two shifty crooks and their ruthless commander.

Pesto: Oh look, what a good fortune.

Yakko: (voice over) The nasty one said.

Pesto: Here comes a poor fool with a shoe on his head.

Bobby: I bet he's got money.

Squit: I bet he's got gold. Our maybe some jewelry he'd like us to hold.

Pesto: Whatever the booty I think I can stand it, why that's what I live for. That's why I'm a bandit.

Yakko: (voice over) And then they attacked him from under their rock. First he knocked off his shoe, then they knocked off his sock. But the thing they did next was extremely unfunny - why, they shook him so hard that he dropped his milk money.

Wakko: Hey.

Yakko: (voice over) He protested.

Wakko: I don't like your milk. How will I grow strong if I don't drink my milk?

Yakko: (voice over) But they didn't care, they'd accomplished their goal, so they put our friend down, stuck his head in a hole and walked off with his money and every last nickel, then yelled back as they left.

Bobby: See you round, silly pickle.

Wakko: Um, I'm a warner.

USS Applepies is in great Danger!

Yakko: I'm Yakko. I'm a warner and I need your help!

Skippy Squirrel: (directly at the camera) Whoa, deju vu. (at Wakko, noticing the chocolate bar stuck on him) Um... What's he got on his space helmet?

Yakko: Huh? What do you mean? Wakko!

Wakko: What?

Yakko: How many times have I told you not to eat while wearing your helmet?

Wakko: Oh. Sorry. (Tries shaking it off, tries biting it off, then nudges it off)

Yakko: Ahem... We need your help, Skippy! Our starship, the USS Applepies, is in great danger!

Skippy Squirrel: Oh, really? Tell me more!

Yakko: In just 8 minutes, the ship and its crew will be smashed to bits by a giant meteor!

Skippy Squirrel: Good heavens! Well, couldn't you just move the ship out of the way?

Yakko: That's just it. The Applepies is complete without power! Dead in the water! She can't budge an inch!

Wakko: She's stuck.

Skippy Squirrel: Oh, dear. Well, gee, how can I help?

Yakko: Didn't you minor in aero-space technology at the Happy Tots Preschool?

Skippy Squirrel: Why, yes! Yes I did!

Wakko: What did you major in?

Yakko: That's not important now.

Skippy Squirrel: Play-doh.

Wakko: (gasps) Me too!

Yakko: No time for chit-chat! Skippy, only you can save the Applepies! Lt. Wakko, the shrinker beam!

Wakko: Aye-aye, Captain Yakko!

(The spaceship brings Yakko, Wakko and Skippy Squirrel in and takes off in outer space)

The Hamton That Saved Christmas

That was Fun!

Skippy Squirrel: Yahoo! This is great!

Wakko: Yeah! Whee!!!

Yakko: Um, aren't we going a little fast?

Wakko: Look out for that tree!

Yakko: Tree? What tree?

Skippy Squirrel: No problem! Hang on, guys!

Bob: Why? Why do I need to hang on?

(The trio ride their sled towards the screen as snow hits the camera.)

Skippy Squirrel: That was fun!

Wakko: I want to do it again!

Yakko: You know, I really can't see anything from back here. Um, do you guys know where we're going?

Wakko: No idea! Never been here before!

Skippy Squirrel: No one knows what lies around the next... (As they're sliding down the hill, they're heading towards the blockage of the Puggslyville bridge) Bail out! (Skippy Squirrel and Wakko jump out of the sled)

Yakko: What? Hey, where's everybody... (Bob gasps as he runs smack into the blockage, Bob hits the snow.)

Wakko: Yakko! Yakko! Are you okay?

Yakko: Mouse Trap.

Wakko: Huh?

Yakko: I wanted to play Mouse Trap. You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.

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