FULL EPISODE :
Storyteller : One day, Rabbit and Tigger went to a comic shop. When Rabbit saw a 1963 Superman comic, he went crazy!
Rabbit : May I buy this comic? Since I did the jitter-bug.
Tigger : No, Rabbit! And this comic is for adults!
Rabbit : HAAAH! I WANT IT NOW!
Tigger : SHUT UP!
The next day..
Rabbit : I want that 2001 Luigi plush. Can I have it please?
Tigger : No! And this plush is some meanie.
Rabbit : AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! I WANT IT NOW!
Tigger : I'm leaving for 5 days.
Pooh : HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Rabbit : Stop! I'm not gonna see some Mario plushes!
Piglet : Let's wrap him in toilet paper.
Rabbit : I feel like a mummy.
Pooh : Who's the mummy?
Rabbit : I am! In the 2000s BC.
Piglet : 1...2...3! CHAAAAAAAARGE!
Rabbit : ( falls off cliff ) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! How can I stay for?
Pooh : Forever. Good-bye.
Tigger is not Rabbit's friend, he's an enemy