• Donald
  • Douglas
  • Boco
  • Sir Topham Hatt
  • Bill
  • Ben
  • Duck
  • Oliver
  • Thomas
  • Percy
  • Gordon
  • James
  • Edward


Narrator: Donald and Douglas, the Scottish twins, were working at the quarry with Boco.

Donald: Och, did ye be earin' aboot de new engin'?

Douglas: Aye, mebbe they frem hum!

Boco: Perhaps one of my brothers are coming!

Narrator: Just then, Sir Topham Hatt came on board a tank engine.

Sir Topham Hatt: This is Bill and Ben.

Ben: Actually, it's Bill.

Bill: And Ben.

Sir Topham Hatt: I see. You will help Donald and Douglas with their jobs.

Donald: Och, aye. Best we be goin'.

Douglas: Fellow us.

Narrator: Off they went. First, they went to Duck's branchline.

Duck: Hello. Who are the--Hey, you! Yeah, you! Don't touch that!

Narrator: He raced off with Oliver right behind him.

{in the distance}

Duck: Those aren't trucks!

Oliver: You can't play with them!

Duck: My god, you're stupid!

Donald: Bull, Ban, Kem bek!

Narrator: Bill and Ben raced back.

Bill: Yes?

Ben: What is it?

Narrator: Donald and Douglas didn't answer. Sir Topham Hatt came.

Sir Topham Hatt: Donald, take Ben to Wellsworth. Douglas, you and Bill have to hurry to Elsbridge.

Donald: Och, aye, sir!

Narrator: They raced off. Douglas and Bill arrived.

Douglas: Great Scot! Bill, fetch the breakdown crane!

Bill: Right you are!

Percy: Hurry before Thomas comes.

Narrator: Percy's trucks had crashed into the buffers and derailed on Thomas' line! But Bill did not fetch the crane! He went to Knapford. Ben was there too!

Bill: Why are you here?

Ben: Running from work.

Bill: Would you want to pull a trick like ours back home?

Ben: Yes! So here's what we do..................................

Narrator: Gordon arrived with James with their coaches for Donald or Douglas to put away.

Gordon: Scots! Come here!

Narrator: Instead, Bill and Ben came.

Bill: I'm Bill.

Ben: I'm Ben.

Bill: Coach stealer!

Ben: You stole our coaches!

Bill: Give 'em back!

Ben: Mine!

{Bill runs away as Ben comes in, and the pattern repeats}

James: Holy cow! That tank engine is mad fast!

Gordon: Wait.

{Bill comes up}

Gordon: Is there two of you?

Bill: Errrrr......Well......................You see.........Yes.

James: Shold've seen that coming.

Narrator: Then Edward came in.

Edward: Ben! Where have you been!

Gordon: Been playing tricks.

Narrator: Douglas raced in.

Douglas: Bull! Where ye at! Thomas crashed into the truks!

Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt came in. He was angry.

Sir Topham Hatt: What is going on here?! Bill, Ben, Boco, Thomas, ad Percy need your help!

Donald: They be playing twin tricks!

Sir Topham Hatt: We will have no more of this. You will have your names on you and work at the quarry with Boco and Mavis. But first, put things right!

Narrator: Bill and Ben soon had their names painted and finished their jobs.


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