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Random Acts of Disrespect (Mr. Conductor Meets Hoop-a-Joop), as presented on this page, is an imaginary television show that never aired. It is based upon Hoop-a-Joop characters currently in development by Kevin Lordi.
Random Acts of Disrespect is the twenty third episode of the first Season of an imagined, fan-fiction Mr. Conductor Meets Hoop-a-Joop. It is imagined to have aired aired on February 12, 2017.
Al, James, Amy, Mel, Ash, Nelson, The Longstocking Sisters, Mikey, Sakura, Tooty The Elephant, Jerry, Timon, Pumbaa, The Blonde Sisters, The Kratt Brothers, Scooby, Shaggy, Eddy, Ed, Leonardo, Michelangelo, The Swat Kats, Henry, Stanley, Modo, Throttle, Mordecai, Rigby and Mr. Conductor (GC) are discovering that old people are causing trouble. So they meet up with Oskar Kokosha (from Hey Arnold) who explains that there's a cool guy in town called Clark Robinson (voiced by Steve Staley). When he arrives, he tells the gang that he will make old people good. They all agree and they settle everything right. After that, Oskar thanks the gang.
Tooty The Elephant
Oliver Owns Up
Jukebox Band Song
Song: Teenagers from My Chemical Romance (sung by The Kratt Brothers)
Absent: Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs and The Wolfpack.
This marks the first appearance of Oskar Kokosha.
(We see Al and the others at home)
Al: Old people are causing trouble.
Ash: Yeah right.
Shaggy: Like, there's no way they can't stop.
Stanley: Of course.
Bailey: No need to worry, we sisters are good in our stockings.
Marina, Serena and Mina: Exactly.
Eddy: We need to get to a place.
Ed: Let's meet Oskar Kokosha.
Timon: What a great idea.
Pumbaa, Mordecai and Rigby: Let's go.
(At the mall)
Oskar: I've been expecting characters.
Ash: Hi Oskar.
Tooty: (proposing to Oskar) If you want to marry Mel, then you will.
Fox: (dragging Tooty away) Unfortunately, Oskar already had Suzy.
(Mr. Conductor appears)
Mr. Conductor: What's the big deal?
Nelson: Mr. Conductor, you're here.
Jake: Thank goodness.
Rigby: What are you doing?
Mr. Conductor: Just meeting old citizens.
James: Wow, that's great.
Mr. Conductor: In fact, Douglas had an escaping adventure on the Island of Sodor.
Mikey: Please tell us about it.
Mr. Conductor: Right away.
(Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and Escape! starts)
Mr. Conductor: One day, Edward was talking to Trevor when Douglas steamed by. He was pulling a train of heavy coal cars.
Douglas: Come on, Edward. Stop gossiping in the sun when there's work to be done.
Mr. Conductor: Later, Edward spoke to Douglas.
Edward: Trevor and I are old friends and you and he had in lot of common too.
Douglas: We do?
Mr. Conductor: Quizzed Douglas.
Douglas: And what would that be?
Mr. Conductor: Said Edward quietly. Douglas gasped.
Douglas: Don't mention that word! It makes me wheels wobble!
Edward: It does the same to Trevor.
Mr. Conductor: Said Edward.
Edward: He was been sent to the scrapyard, but the Vicar and I saved him and now he's really useful again. Even so, Sir Topham Hatt certainly does need another steam engine here.
Douglas: Aye, he does, and quickly.
Mr. Conductor: That night, Douglas was still working. He had taken the midnight goods train to a station at a faraway part of the island where only the diesels worked. He was just shunting, ready for his return journey, when...
Douglas: That's sounds like a steam engine.
Mr. Conductor: He thought. The hiss came again.
Douglas: Who's there?
Mr. Conductor: Asked Douglas. A whisper came.
Oliver: Are you Sir Topham Hatt's engine?
Douglas: Aye, and proud of it.
Oliver: I'm Oliver and I'm with my break van, Toad, we've run out of coal and had no more steam.
Douglas: But what are you doing?
Douglas: From what?
Mr. Conductor: Douglas shivered. Then, he remembered Edward's story about saving Trevor.
Douglas: I'll be glad to help ya. It lacked look those who were ready to scrap but i'm taking you away.
Mr. Conductor: Their drivers and firemen agreed to help too. Everyone worked fast.
Douglas: No time to turn round. I'll run tender first. Come on.
Mr. Conductor: But before they could clear the station they were stopped.
Mr. Conductor: Called the foreman.
Foreman: A great western engine and a break van too. You can't take these.
Driver: Aye, but there all for us.
Mr. Conductor: Said Douglas' driver.
Driver: See for yourself.
Mr. Conductor: The foreman looked all over Oliver.
Foreman: Seems in order. Right away, guard.
Douglas: That was a near thing.
Oliver: We have worse.
Mr. Conductor: Replied Oliver and they forced ahead. It was daylight when their journey ended.
Douglas: We're home!
Mr. Conductor: Cried Douglas.
Mr. Conductor: Said his driver.
Driver: There the works. We'll find a place for Oliver.
Mr. Conductor: Oliver said goodbye and thank you, and Douglas puffed away. The next day, Douglas told the other engines all about Oliver.
James: Sir Topham Hatt would have to know.
Mr. Conductor: Said James.
Gordon: Douglas should tell him at once.
Mr. Conductor: Added Gordon.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well, here he is.
Mr. Conductor: Said a voice.
Sir Topham Hatt: Now what's this all about?
Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but we do need another engine.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Mr. Conductor: Ventured Gordon.
Gordon: A steam engine, sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: Well, unless one saved from scrap, there's little hope.
Douglas: But sir, one has...
Sir Topham Hatt: Yes indeed. And thanks to you, Douglas, he is now at our works. Oliver is just what we need for Duck's branch line.
Mr. Conductor: Everyone cheered. Now Oliver and Toad are mended and painted in full great western colors. Duck and Oliver are happy on their branch line. The others laughed at first and called it "The Little Western". Duck and Oliver were delighted and so the little western, it will always be.
Mr. Conductor: So that's how Douglas escaped and saved Oliver from scrap after all.
Modo: You're lucky to be with us.
Sakura: I guess you should leave.
Mr. Conductor: As you wish.
(Mr. Conductor disappears)
Clark: Hello guys.
The Longstocking and Blonde Sisters: Clark Robinson!
Scooby and Shaggy: Hooray!
(At the Jukebox)
Tito: Clark Robinson's here!
Tex: Let's perform Old Times.
Rex: It's our song.
Grace: Hit it, guys.
(The Jukebox Band perform Old Times)
(Back with Al and the others)
Al: So Clark, you're here to help us.
Clark: That is correct, Al.
Chris: Hey, me and Martin will be performing Teenagers.
Martin: Good idea.
(Chris and Martin begin to perform Teenagers)
Chris and Martin: They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Ohhh yeah! They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me All together now! Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!