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Cast

  • Basil (from Johnny and the Sprites) as Ernie
  • Mr. Brown (from Chuck E. Cheese) as Cookie Monster

Lyrics

(doorbell rings)

Basil: Hark, that must be the doorbell. I invited Mr. Brown to come over and have breakfast with me and that's probably him. Come in!

Mr. Brown: Good morning, Basil!

Basil: Oh, good morning, Mr. Brown! Are you ready for breakfast?

Mr. Brown: Yeah! Me ready!

Basil: Oh, good! Hey, you know, there's only one thing. I forgot to ask you what you would like for breakfast. And I have all the stuff laid out here, so I'll fix anything you'd like for breakfast. What would you like?

Mr. Brown: Well, Basil. There, there's only one real thing me had for breakfast. Only one kind of a thing me ever had.

Basil: Oh, really? What's that?

Mr. Brown: Me want a soft (Basil: Yeah?) boiled cookie (Basil: Cookie?)
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Or for a change one morning
Me will have cookies scrambled or fried (Basil: Fried cookies?)

It isn't hard each morning
To keep me satisfied
Just give me a soft-boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side


Basil: Gee, is that all you ever eat for breakfast?

Mr. Brown: Sure, Basil, doesn't everybody?

Basil: Well, no, I eat all kinds of different things for breakfast.

Mr. Brown: You do?

Basil: (spoken) Well, sure.
(singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal
I'd even have some orange juice too
On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast
And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa
Or even have a cup of tea
So many things a fella can eat for breakfast
That's why breakfast is so much fun for me


Mr. Brown: Duke, me not like all those different things for breakfast.

Basil: Well, sure you would, Mr. Brown. You just oughta try them sometime.

Mr. Brown: (spoken) No, thank you. Me stick to best breakfast of all. Aha!
(singing) Me want a soft boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Or for a change one morning
Me will have cookies scrambled or fried

It isn't hard each morning
To keep me satisfied
Just give me a soft-boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side


Basil: (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal
I'd even have some orange juice too
On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast
And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa
Or even have a cup of tea
So many things a fella can eat for breakfast
That's why breakfast is so much fun for me
(spoken) Well, I guess, Mr. Brown, it certainly seems like we do like different things for breakfast.


Mr. Brown: That's right, Basil. Boy.

Basil: But you know what? I'm fresh out of cookies.

Mr. Brown: Oh, Basil!

Basil: And I don't have any cookie juice either.

Mr. Brown: Oh!

Basil: But uh, I'll tell you what, Mr. Brown. See, look what I got here.

Mr. Brown: Yeah.

Basil: See? A nice, a nice group of fresh eggs right here.

Mr. Brown: Yeah.

Basil: And a frying pan. Now what do you say, Ziggy?

Mr. Brown: Oh, why not? Make nice change.

Basil: Oh, good!

Mr. Brown: Yeah, tell you what, we share. You take the eggs.

Basil: What?

Mr. Brown: And me take the frying pan. (he then eats the frying pan) Un num num num num

Basil: Oh, my!

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