- Oswald (from Oswald) as Warloworth Q. Weasel
- Oscar Grouchy Green (from Sesame Street Crayons) as Bonita Flamingo
- Ryan Evans (from High School Musical) as Johnny Crawfish
- Nicky (from Avenue Q) as Sherman
- Dr. Phil van Neuter (from The Muppets) as Rusty
- White Vanilla Icing (from Mr. Sketch Markers) as Planet Pup
- Bobby Benson (from The Muppets) as Lichtenstein
- Uniqua (from The Backyardigans) as Gertie Gator
- Zoe (from Sesame Street) as Granny Duck
- Kermit the Frog (from The Muppets), Greg (from PJ Masks), Roosevelt Franklin (from Sesame Street) and Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh) as The Penguins
- Jenny Foxworth (from Oliver and Company), Helen Henny (from Chuck E. Cheese), Miss Maxwell (from Bear in the Big Blue House), Jenny Brown (from Phineas and Ferb) and Kate Monster (from Avenue Q) as Wax Lips
- Prince James and Sofia (from Sofia the First) as The Crybabies
- Grape (from Mr. Sketch Markers) and Tutter (from Bear in the Big Blue House) as Shorty Salt Shaker and Slim Pepper Shaker
- Big Bird (from Sesame Street) as Gaylord Gumball
White Vanilla Icing: The robot from Outer Space has landed! Take cover, earthlings! That a way!
Nicky and Dr. Phil van Neuter: Whoa!
Ryan Evans: Run, run, run.
It's going crazy.
This is no time to get lazy.
Kermit the Frog, Greg, Roosevelt Franklin and Tigger: Where is it going?
Jenny Foxworth, Helen Henny, Miss Maxwell, Jenny Brown and Kate Monster: Who can guess?
Oswald, Bobby Benson, Uniqua, Grape and Tutter: Here's another nice mess.
Uniqua: Nothing in the world is meaner
than a broken vacuum cleaner.
Oswald: I can do
without the stress.
Oswald, Bobby Benson, Zoe, Grape and Tutter: Here's another nice mess.
Grape and Tutter: Modern machinery,
took us to the moon.
Uniqua: Why can't this machine
calmly clean a room?
Everyone: That was close!
It got the screw loose.
Bobby Benson: Got to turn it
make it use.
White Vanilla Icing: I, for one,
could use a rest.
Oswald, Bobby Benson, Uniqua Zoe, Grape and Tutter: Here's another nice mess.
Here's another nice mess.
Grape and Tutter: Modern machinery
sometimes has the back.
Oscar Grouchy Green: Aye, ay ay!
Here it comes again!
Quick, someone pull the plug!
Dr. Phil van Neuter: Run!
Oscar Grouchy Green: Oh, ow!
Nicky: Watch your toe now!
Kermit the Frog, Greg, Roosevelt Franklin and Tigger: Where did it go now?
Ryan Evans: We're in trouble
more or less!
Everyone: Here's another nice,
here's another nice,
here's another nice...
Uniqua: Here's another nice mess!
Nicky: Wow, what a ride!