- George the Janitor (from The Muppets) as Cookie Monster
- Ralphie Tennelli (from The Magic School Bus), Toby (from Sheriff Callie's Wild West), Humphrey (from Sesame Street) and Kwazii (from The Octonauts) as The Beetles
- Provenza (from Sesame Street) as The Announcer
Provenza: And now, here to sing and eat for you are those four fabulous characters, Ralphie Tennelli, Toby, Humphrey and Kwazii, and George the Janitor!
George the Janitor: Hey food me in the mood
For fish, meat or cheese called cheddar
Me eat them all before me am done
'Cause not know which one
That me like better
Ralphie Tennelli, Toby, Humphrey and Kwazii: Hey food when we feel bad
We chew on a piece of bread or
Some veggies or a raspberry tart
And then we start to feel much better
So eat it up and drink it down
Hey food we've found
That you are so healthful and nutritious
By the ounce or by the pound
Glad you're around
George the Janitor: 'Cause me so hungry
And you delicious!
All: Yum yum yum yum, yum yum yum yum!
Ralphie Tennelli, Toby, Humphrey and Kwazii: Hey food can't put you down
If you're dry toast or something wetter
Whenever we take you off of a plate
We feel so great
George the Janitor: And me feel better, better, better, better
All: Better, better, better, oooooooo!
(background "yeah"s and "better"s as George the Janitor starts eating everything in sight)