Cast[]
- Plops (from Plonsters) as Sam the Eagle/Samuel Arrow
- Boober Fraggle (from Fraggle Rock) as Long John Silver
- Mailbox (from Blue's Clues) as Short Stack Stevens
- Chunk Squarey (from Rolie Polie Olie) as One-Eyed Jack
- Bad Bob (from Rex the Runt) as Black-Eyed Pea
- Captain Vegetable (from Sesame Street) as Walleye Pike
- Baileywick (from Sofia the First) as Polly Lobster
- Baby Bear Beary Brown (from Sesame Street Crayons) as Mad Monty
- Miss Piggy's Big Number (from Muppets Most Wanted nail polish) as Sweetums
- Wally Gator (from Yogi Bear) as Old Tom
- Hoots the Owl (from Sesame Street) as Real Old Tom
- Mr. Munch (from Chuck E. Cheese) as Dead Tom
- Kermit the Forg (from Sesame Street) as Clueless Morgan
- Max (from Max and Ruby) as Headless Bill
- Peg (from Peg + Cat) as Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Faced-Baby-Eating O'Brien
- Ryan Evans (from High School Musical) as Angel Marie
- Oswald (from Oswald) as Kermit the Frog
- Bobby Benson (from The Muppets) as Jim Hawkins
- White Vanilla Icing (from Mr. Sketch Markers) as Gonzo
- Doglion (from The Muppets) as Rizzo the Rat
- Horatio the Elephant (from Sesame Street) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
Transcript[]
Plops: Roll call! [reads from list] Boober Fraggle?
Boober Fraggle: Aye aye, sir!
Plops: Mailbox?
Mailbox: Aye!
Plops: Chunk Squarey?
Chunk Squarey: Aye.
Plops: Bad Bob?
Bad Bob: Here.
Plops: Captain Vegetable!
Captain Vegetable: Aye.
Plops: Baileywick!
[Baileywick whistles]
Plops: Baby Bear Beary Brown!
Baby Bear Beary Brown: Aye.
Plops: Miss Piggy's Big Number!
Miss Piggy's Big Number: [from behind them] AYE.
[Oswald and Plops jump]
Plops: ...Wally Gator.
Wally Gator: Aye aye.
Plops: Hoots the Owl.
[puppet controls Hoots the Owl]
Hoots the Owl: Aye!
Plops: Mr. Munch.
[same puppet controls Mr. Munch]
Mr. Munch: Aye aye!!
[Oswald shudders]
White Vanilla Icing: Cool!
Plops: ...Kermit the Forg!
Kermit the Forg: Huh?
Plops: Max! ...Max!
[everyone's looking around; they spot Max saluting; Oswald and Plops stand aghast for a moment]
Plops: Peg?
Peg: [deep voice] Aye.
[Oswald's and Plops' jaws drop; they recover]
Plops: Ryan Evans.
Ryan Evans: [an ugly creature] Aye. Aye.
Oswald: Hmm... hmm... Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin? Immediately?