Rarity Saves the World is the twenty-first episode of the eighteenth season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the four hundred and thirty-fifth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Emily Saves the World.
- Spike as Thomas
- Big Macintosh as Gordon
- Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
- Snips as Bill
- Snails as Ben
- Rarity as Emily
- Cheese Sandwich as Salty
- Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) Rheneas
- Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) Duncan
- Apple Bloom as Annie
- Sweetie Belle as Clarabel
- Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
- Steve Magnet as Captain
- Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
- Mr. Waddle as Hiro (cameo)
- Cherry Fizzy as Porter (cameo)
- Crescent Moon Victor (mentioned)
- Rumble as Kevin (mentioned)
- Sapphire Shores as Alicia Botti (not named; mentioned)
- Everyone else as Themselves
Narrator: "It was a bright sunny day in Ponyville. Mr. Potato Head and Buzz Lightyear were boasting about some of their great deliveries when Rarity arrived, pulling sand to the docks."
Mr. Potato Head: "Mm, yes. Well, I have had some pretty exciting deliveries in my day, but the most exciting was probably a big elephant statue."
Buzz Lightyear: "Really? Well, once I had to deliver a great big dinosaur skeleton."
Rarity: "Wow, an elephant and a dinosaur. And I'm just delivering sand."
Narrator: "Big Macintosh was picking up passengers at the station when Rarity came by."
Rarity: "Hello, Big Mac. Have you ever had any really exciting deliveries?"
Big Macintosh: "Well, um, I've carried an opera singer on my express, and some actors and even the queen."
Rarity: "Oh, my! The queen? That would be exciting!"
Narrator: "At last, Rarity arrived at the docks, but she was starting to feel a little sorry for herself."
Spike: "What's wrong, Rarity?"
Rarity: "Spike, have you ever delivered anything exciting?"
Spike: "Oh, yes, lots of times. Once, I delivered a jet engine. It started up, and I want flying across Ponyville at supersonic speed."
Rarity: "Oh, I've never delivered anything exciting."
Spike: "I bet you have, Rarity. Think really hard."
Rarity: (Gasps) "Well, there was that time I took Ponyville United's football kit to the laundry."
Snips and Snails: (Laugh)
Snips: "Stinky laundry isn't exciting, Rarity."
Snails: "Not like a jet engine."
Snips and Snails: (Laugh) "Stinky laundry, stinky laundry!" (Laugh)
Narrator: "Poor Rarity. She wished that she had something really exciting to deliver instead of just sand.
The very next day, Hoity Toity sent Rarity off to collect a special."
Rarity: (Sighs) "It's bound to be more sand."
Narrator: "But it wasn't more sand."
Rarity: "Bust my hooves. Wow!"
Narrator: "Rarity had to take a giant model of the world to the animal park."
Rarity: "This is the most exciting delivery I've ever had. I can't wait to show the other ponies."
Narrator: "Rarity chuffed up to the works, but she didn't see any other ponies to show the giant globe to."
Rarity: "Hello? Anyone here? Crescent Moon? Rumble?
Where are all the other ponies?"
Narrator: "Then Rarity saw Big Mac up ahead. But by the time she reached the station, he'd gone again."
Rarity: "Oh, no."
Narrator: "Rarity wanted someone to see her exciting delivery, so instead of going straight to the animal park, she decided to keep looking for other ponies.
And then there was trouble."
(The globe hits a bridge. Then it rolls off Rarity's flatbed, and onto one of Mr. Waddle's carts)
Rarity: "It's Spike. Ah at last. Hello, Spike. If you really want to see an exciting load, look at this! What do you think? It's great, isn't it?"
Spike: "Um, what's great, Rarity?"
Rarity: "Can't you see a giant globe on my flatbed?"
Spike: "No. There's nothing very exciting on your flatbed."
Rarity: "Oh no. I must have lost it. How could it have come off? I better find it again, or I'll never get another exciting delivery."
Narrator: "Meanwhile, the giant globe was going on its own little journey."
(The globe hits the signalbox, and rolls away)
Narrator: "Rarity was searching everywhere."
Rarity: "A great big giant globe like that can't just disappear."
(The globe rolls around Ponyville)
Rarity: (Gasps) "Oh no!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: (Gasps and hits the globe) "Oof!"
Apple Bloom: "I can't believe Rarity made up that story about having a giant globe to deliver."
Spike: (Laughs) "I know, Apple Bloom. That was very silly."
Sweetie Belle: "Um, excuse me, you two. We might want to hurry along a bit."
Spike and Apple Bloom: "Why?"
Sweetie Belle: "Because there's a giant globe heading right for us!"
Rarity: "Come back!"
Hoity Toity: "I can't image what's keeping Rarity. She should have been here with that globe by now. Where could she be?"
Narrator: "The giant globe rolled all the way to the docks."
Cheese Sandwich: "Clattering Columbus! The world's heading straight for us!"
Gustave: "I'll stop it."
Spike: "I've got it."
Rarity: "Come here, you! Oh no!"
(The globe falls into the sea)
Narrator: "The giant globe had rolled right off the end of the docks. Even Gustave couldn't reach it now."
Rarity: "How am I going to tell Hoity Toity?"
Steve Magnet: "Did someone loose their ball?" (Laughs)
Spike: "Steve Magnet's rescued the runaway globe."
Narrator: "Gustave fished the giant globe out of the sea and put it back onto Rarity's flatbed."
Rarity: "Thanks, Gustave. And thank you too, Steve Magnet."
Hoity Toity: "My, my, Rarity. You are very late."
Rarity: "I'm really sorry, sir. I just wanted everyone to see my exciting delivery."
Hoity Toity: "Well, you certainly did caused confusion and delay, but at least you got here in the end. Now let's get the globe into place."
(Children giggle and elephant trumpets)
Spike: "Well, Rarity, I think you managed to make that the most exciting delivery ever."
Rarity: (Laughs) "Maybe a little bit too exciting, Spike."
Spike and Rarity: (Laugh)